Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt: The Kardashians Stole Our Storyline!

We keep thinking they’ll go away.

More appropriately, we keep praying they’ll go away.

But Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have found a way to wedge their way into the media again.

The most annoying couple of the 2000s are dishing about their love story in a new article in Broadly, making all kinds of bizarre claims.

For example, Heidi asserts that Keeping Up With the Kardashians stole the plotline she and Spencer created on The Hills.

According to Heidi, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick based their dysfunctional TV relationship on that of Speidi.

The plastic surgery aficionado says Kourtney herself consulted with her sister Holly for character information.

“She asked, ‘What do Heidi and Spencer do? I need [to know] all the exact things, because we’re doing exactly what they do,"” Heidi told the publication.

However, she also warns that when you’re on a reality show, audiences take your a-hole antics seriously.

“What you don’t realize is that when you fake fight, you make people hate you,” she admitted. “It’s not fun.”

In the case of Scott and Kourtney, it seems the self-professed Lord got the short end of the stick. People hate him, but fans still adore Kourtney.

“To me, it’s entertainment,” says Spencer. “If you grew up in Palisades, you think, This is fun! Whatever. You make up these stories!”

“So I didn’t get that you can get murdered in the press, literally,” he adds, demonstrating a gross misunderstanding of the word “literally.” 

We may get to see more of Speidi on TV and in the press in the near future.

Lauren Conrad just confirmed that MTV will be airing a 10th anniversary special of The Hills.

Here we go.

Rob Kardashian and Chyna Officially Land Their Own Reality Show

It’s happening.

E! confirmed in a press release today that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have landed their very own reality show, titled Rob & Chyna.

The network ordered six one-hour episodes that will follow “the whirlwind romance of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna as they prepare for the birth of their first child.”

WAIT THERE’S MORE.

A special will air after the docuseries celebrating the the new arrival (a la Kourtney Kardashian, I guess?).

Ryan Seacrest Productions and Bunim/Murray Productions, the same company behind Keeping Up with The Kardashians, will produce the series, which sees the couple “openly share their new life while setting up their new home and preparing for their first child together.”

Translation: This is going to be a train wreck, so much so that any network would be insane not to capture it.

“Very few love stories have created as much pop culture buzz as Rob and Chyna’s, and we are thrilled to see Rob in such a happy place,” sayeth Jeff Olde, Executive Vice President, Original Programming & Development, E!

“We are excited to share the next chapter in their relationship.”

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We are too, considering it’s about six months old.

Kris Jenner will serve as an Executive Producer, while Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna get billing as Co-Executive Producers.

Radar Online reported earlier today that Chyna will finally get some air time on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which makes sense because it will allow her and the sole male Kardashian to organically introduce their own series (which, we’ll assume, is being classified as a “spin-off.”)

“She will begin filming in the near future,” a source told the site.

However, Chyna won’t be assigned any storylines that would make her an integral part of the series.

“Kris will carefully control Chyna’s participation,” the source added.

“She can’t just do or say whatever she wants.”

Well, she has her own series now, so apparently she can.

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Bobby Brown Offers Suprising Theory on Death of Bobbi Kristina Brown

It’s been almost a year since Bobbi Kristina Brown passed away at the age of 22, and questions still remain about what caused her life to be cut so tragically short.

The toxicology and coroner’s reports were unsealed in March of 2016, but the Atlanta Medical Examiner’s office states that it was not “able to determine whether death was due to intentional or accidental causes.”

Back in April, Bobbi Kristina’s boyfriend, Nick Gordon, announced plans to publish a tell-all in which he would explain his various theories as to what may have killed the troubled 22-year-old.

Her father, Bobbi Brown, was reportedly infuriated by both the publication of the autopsy findings and Gordon’s plans to “cash in” on Bobbi Kristina’s passing.

The former New Edition singer subsequently announced plans to beat Gordon to the punch with his own memoir, which will reportedly hit stores next week.

Brown does not dismiss the theory that Gordon is to blame for Bobbi’s death, but he also speculates that a car accident that occurred several days before she slipped into a coma may have played a role as well:

“We asked the doctors whether she could have suffered some type of brain trauma or hemorrhage that didn’t present itself until four days later, resulting in the bathtub incident,” he writes, in a copy of the book obtained by Radar Online.

“But the doctors couldn’t really give us definitive answers.”

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The police investigation into Bobbi Kristina’s death is technically still ongoing, but while Gordon was once a person of interest, it now looks as though he will not face criminal charges.

He will, however, soon be forced to give his side of the story in court.

Gordon is being sued for wrongful death by Bobbi’s estate.

Lawyers for her family allege that Gordon beat Bobbi Kristina and “injected her with a toxic mixture” moments before she passed out face-down in a bathtub.

No trial date has been set for that civil case.

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Selena Gomez: Touring & Happy to Be Rid of Justin Bieber!

Jelena fans, we have some bad news.

If you thought Selena Gomez was pining and missing Justin Bieber while on tour promoting her “Revival album,” you’d be mistaken.

The songstress is not only selling out shows and making bank in the process, she’s also thrilled to get a much-needed break from the drama surrounding her ex.

“Selena is busy and enjoying being on tour, she loves not having to miss Justin, she loves not having to be bored and text Justin to pass the time,” a source tells HollywoodLife.

“She loves that she doesn’t have to keep tabs on him because she would always watch out for what he was doing while she was not working.”

Sounds like it’s out of sight, out of mind for SelGo.

Earlier this year, tabloids widely speculated that there’d be a Jelena resurrection.

The former couple engaged in some heavy Instagram flirting, then they were spotted getting cozy when Selena attended Justin’s LA concert.

But if ever the romance was in fact back on, it was off again not shortly thereafter.

“Just another day between these two, they can’t stand each other and they can’t stand being without each other,” an insider said of the couple.

Touring has been a helpful distraction for Selena.

“She loves being busy and enjoying tour life and just being completely out of Justin’s radar. It has been a pretty nice and therapeutic,” the source added.

Selena made her true feelings known during a recent concert in Las Vegas, when she grabbed a fan’s sign reading, “Marry Justin please” and crumpled it up on stage.

We like this Selena.

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