We keep thinking they’ll go away.
More appropriately, we keep praying they’ll go away.
But Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have found a way to wedge their way into the media again.
The most annoying couple of the 2000s are dishing about their love story in a new article in Broadly, making all kinds of bizarre claims.
For example, Heidi asserts that Keeping Up With the Kardashians stole the plotline she and Spencer created on The Hills.
According to Heidi, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick based their dysfunctional TV relationship on that of Speidi.
The plastic surgery aficionado says Kourtney herself consulted with her sister Holly for character information.
“She asked, ‘What do Heidi and Spencer do? I need [to know] all the exact things, because we’re doing exactly what they do,"” Heidi told the publication.
However, she also warns that when you’re on a reality show, audiences take your a-hole antics seriously.
“What you don’t realize is that when you fake fight, you make people hate you,” she admitted. “It’s not fun.”
In the case of Scott and Kourtney, it seems the self-professed Lord got the short end of the stick. People hate him, but fans still adore Kourtney.
“To me, it’s entertainment,” says Spencer. “If you grew up in Palisades, you think, This is fun! Whatever. You make up these stories!”
“So I didn’t get that you can get murdered in the press, literally,” he adds, demonstrating a gross misunderstanding of the word “literally.”
We may get to see more of Speidi on TV and in the press in the near future.
Lauren Conrad just confirmed that MTV will be airing a 10th anniversary special of The Hills.
Here we go.