Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Kardashian and Jenner Reality Shows: RANKED!


It"s official, hilarious and depressing:


Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna will star in their very own E! reality show.


This really comes as little surprise, considering just how many programs the network has produced that feature members of this famous family.


Which series has been the biggest waste of time? Which receives our begrudging respect?


It"s time to countdown all the Kardashian and Jenner reality shows, from the worst of the worst to the best of the worst…




9. Dash Dolls


Dash dolls

This show answered the question that nobody ever asked: What is the deal with the attractive young women who get ordered around by the Kardashians at the stores they pretend to manage? It’s unlikely to receive a second season.



8. Kourtney and Khloé Take The Hamptons


Kourtney and khloe take the hamptons

Because the Kardashians themselves aren’t obnoxious enough, they had to throw The Hamptons into this program. Excuse us while we vomit…



7. Rob & Chyna


Rob and chyna

This one has not even aired yet, we know. But Rob doesn’t exactly possess a winning personality. And Blac Chyna is just a wannabe Kim Kardashian. And how is it not titled Blac & White?!? Such a missed opportunity.



6. Kourtney and Kim Take New York


Kourtney and kim take new york

Remember when Kourtney celebrated the fact that they were riding the subway? Watching these two in The City That Never Sleeps was akin to never waking up from a nightmare.



5. Kourtney and Kim Take Miami


Kourtney and kim take miami

This one gets ranked the highest among these spinoffs because it took place in Miami. This meant that Kourtney and Kim often wore a bikini.



4. Khloé & Lamar


Khloe and lamar

We’ll never use the word “real” in relation to these reality shows. But the inside look at this then-married couple made it pretty clear just how in love Khloe and Lamar actually were with each other. The episodes were obviously scripted, but the chemistry was… real.


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Lindsay Lohan Goes Pantsless, Talks Marriage on Instagram

Last time we checked in on her, Lindsay Lohan actually looked normal and happy in her latest Instagram selfies.


At first we were a bit freaked out. Then we remembered that appearances can be deceiving, and deep down, she’s still the same old Linds:



Case in point: here she is pantsless, smoking a cig, and sporting a far-off look in her eye that leads us to believe she may have recently smoked something else.


Obviously, the sight of Lindsay Lohan naked is nothing new, and we’ve seen her much more exposed than this in the past, but her recent social media activity is interesting for reasons that go beyond freckled flesh.


As you may already know, Lindsay is dating a Russian real estate agent named Egor Tarabasov.


It was recently revealed that Egor is not as rich as Lindsay originally thought, but she seems fully smitten nonetheless.


Currently, she’s living with Egor in London and posting pics like this one:



She captioned the selfie, “Rushing around from work to lunch to work and fittings but still smiling!!” which kinda leads us to believe Lindsay doesn’t know what smiling looks like.


Anyway, in case it wasn’t already clear that she’s all about this relationship, she’s also started posting memes about marriage.


The latest features unattributed quote reading:


“She’s a badass with a good heart … She’s the type you go to war beside. The type of woman you marry.”


Pretty subtle stuff there, Linds.


We know English isn’t Egor’s first language, but we’re guessing he’ll get what you’re trying to say.


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Kirsten Dunst: Did She Dump Colin Farrell For Jesse Plemons?

Keeping up with Kirsten Dunst’s love life these days is a nigh-impossible feat, but we’re doing out best to keep you up to date, because sometimes you just need to take a break from election coverage to find out MJ from Spider-Man is banging.



If you’re a full-blown Dunst-head (and who isn’t?), then you probably already know that she recently broke off her engagement to Garrett Hedlund.


She very quickly moved on with a slightly more famous actor, leading many to believe that Dunst dumped Hedlund for Colin Farrell.


But if she was trying to climb the fame ladder, she must have slipped, because it now looks as though things are over between Dunst and Farrell, and she’s rumored to be involved with the talented, but far less well-known Jesse Plemmons.


If you’re not familiar with Plemons name, just think of any TV drama you watched in the past ten years. He probably played the part of “the ginger you can’t quite trust.”



Most recently, Plemons played Dunst’s husband on the fantastic second season of FX’s Fargo.


We guess playing one half of a couple of depressed, murderous backwoods losers made Kirsten feel all warm and fuzzy, because she and Plemons have reportedly been spotted out and about together in LA several times in recent weeks.


No one seems to know what happened between Dunst and Farrell.


Our guess is that she finally got around to watching True Detective Season 2, and she could never look at him the same again.


Participating in that show is like having served hard time – it’s not easy, but you should probably come clean about relatively early on in a relationship.


Anyway, don’t worry about Farrell.


We’re sure he’s busy consoling himself with an orgy that’s now entering its sixth week.


We’ll be back next month with more of What Random C-Lister is Kirsten Dunst Banging Now?