Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Jordan Rodgers Lands SEC Network Job: Did He USE JoJo Fletcher?

THG WARNING: This, like many other articles on the subject, contains The Bachelorette spoilers pertaining to who wins this season. 



Since the onset of the ABC summer guilty pleasure, fans – buoyed by a deluge of tabloid speculation – have been wondering the following:


Is JoJo Fletcher’s frontrunner on The Bachelorette, Jordan Rodgers, just using the brunette beauty to shamelessly boost his career?


That may seem more or less like a regurgitation of the same question asked every year of some contestant to stir up drama: 


Is he/she there on The Bachelor(ette) for the right reasons?!


Except, in Jordan Rogers’ specific, suspicious case:


1. He’s been put on BLAST by Brittany Farrar, his former girlfriend, for cheating on her prior to appearing on the hit show;


2. His own big brother possibly kind of hates him;


3. Everyone else in the house is calling him out;


4. He actually did get a job in broadcasting!



We’re nearly on the cusp of learning who JoJo Fletcher will pick with her final rose this season, and Jordan seems like a heavy favorite.


Despite, or perhaps because of this reason, many of the other guys have openly questioned Rodgers and his motives for doing the show.


It’s not just a small, vocal group of skeptics.


The general consensus among suitors, fans and, well, Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers is that the former NFL backup is sort of shady.


Rodgers insisting he is single has done little to dissuade haters who believe he joined the show to stay in the spotlight and be famous.


Having failed to gain traction in the NFL like superstar brother Aaron, he’s turned his attention to TV – sports broadcasting in particular.


Now, in a turn of events that supports this theory …



The SEC Network, which covers the NCAA powerhouse Southeastern Conference is owned by ESPN, announced it has hired Jordan.


The details of his new gig have not been disclosed, but the book on Rodgers is that he went on The Bachelorette for just this reason.


Or to be The Bachelor … unless he won this thing.


In any case, many eyeballs rolled at this news.


His former Bachelorette competitor and nemesis Chad Johnson took to Twitter to share exactly how he assesses the current situation.


Chad, who hilariously threatened to find Rodgers after the show, said, it looks like he “got exactly what he hoped to get” out of joining.


Pretty awesome what a troll that guy is.


Assuming that JoJo does bequeath her final rose upon Jordan Rodgers, is there any chance it lasts beyond the end of this calendar year?


Hit the comments below to discuss.


Teresa Giudice Talks About Juicy Joe In Prison, Starts To Cry

The thing that"s tough about interviewing Teresa Giudice is that she isn"t forthright.  


Everything is positive, everyone is moving forward, life is a blessing.


It"s almost as if Teresa is trying to convince herself that everything is fine, when in reality, everything is still very much up in the air.


The Real Housewives of New Jersey star gave an interview to Good Morning America on July 5th, and when ABC News correspondent Mara Schiavocampo asked what advice she could give her husband, who is currently serving a 41-month prison sentence, Teresa started to tear up


"Well, he lived through the whole thing.  I"m just…I"m getting emotional."


Schiavocampo offered a break, which Teresa took advantage of.  She blew her nose, wiped away the tears and sat back down on the couch.


The question must have hit a nerve, since Joe raised the girls while Teresa served her 11.5 of her 15 month sentence at a minimum security prison in Danbury, CT for offenses that included "conspiracy to commit wire fraud" and" bankruptcy fraud."


Now, it"s Teresa"s turn to be strong.



"It"s hard. We e-mail every day," Teresa told Schiavocamp before getting emotional. "We talk every day, and I see him every week."


When asked about their future as a family, and whether or not she"s worried about Joe possibly facing deportation back to Italy, Teresa balked at any kind of uncertainty


"No, I think our future is not uncertain," she said confidently


"He"s gonna be home, we"re gonna be together, and that"s that I"m looking forward to."


Teresa"s return home will air on the new season of New Jersey (premiering July 10th at 8 p.m. on Bravo).  She"s also repaired her relationship with sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga.


"I feel like it"s like how it used to be," Teresa told Schiavocampo of her relationship with Melissa, who added, "We have like a funny banter together and we have fun together.


"I just think that she"s calmer, just a little bit calmer."


Teresa, who"s working to become a certified yoga teacher since taking up the exercise in prison, plans to open her own studio and design a line of yoga wear.


"You do grow, and you learn from your experiences," she said.


"And that"s obviously what happened to me."


Here"s hoping.


Teresa giudice tears up while talking about joe the future

Ariel Winter Celebrates Her Independence With Bikini Pics, Instagram Rejoices

Over the weekend millions of Americans guzzled domestic beer, grilled tubes of mystery meat and blew stuff up to celebrate the anniversary of the original Brexit.


We’ve done a lot of questionable things with our freedom over the centuries (Good luck explaining Hammer pants to your grandkids!), but surely we can all agree that Ariel Winter bikini photos might be the crowning achievement of 240 years of American gumption:



Sure we’ve seen Ariel’s huge boobs on countless occasions, but this time they’re celebratory, patriotic boobs!


The actress posted the photo on the left with a caption reading, “Will always look back at this #4thofjuly #fireworks #family #friends #beach”


So will we, Ariel. So will we.


The pic on the right had some lengthy caption about celebrating the birthday of “the most amazing twins on the planet.”


Amazingly, that’s not just Ariel’s nickname for her boobs.


As you can tell, Ariel and her swimwear collection had quite a holiday.


We think it’s important to take time to thank her for paying it forward by sharing her boobs joy with the world.


Sadly, Instagram didn’t exist in 1776 (we looked it up), but if it did, our founding fathers could have saved a lot of time by just emailing a link to these selfies instead of putting a bunch of words down on parchment just to have John Hancock take up all the best signing space like it’s a freakin’ birthday card.


When you think about, those breasts send the exact same message:


Freedom is awesome, and outlandish tariffs on tea and other imported goods will not be tolerated!


Or something.


“Who has time for history when there are boobs to look at?” – Benjamin Franklin*


*Not actually a quote from the Benjamin. Don’t go blaming us if your summer school social studies class again.


Wife Texts Husband Crazy $hit He Says in His Sleep


God bless “LongTitlesMakeMeHappy."


An Imgur user whose real name is Aiden, this individual apparently talks in his sleep.


Often.


And his wife has take to jotting down the funniest things he says while getting his ZZZZZs, occasionally sending them to him as a text message.


Thankfully for the Internet, Aidan has since screen-shotted a bunch of these messages and shared them online.


Prepare to laugh hilariously in 3… 2… 1…




1. What About the Cats?!?


What about the cats

We really hope that person isn’t planning to harm any cats.



2. Beware of Shipments


Beware of shipments

Just… beware.



3. Belgians Are So Lucky


Belgians are so lucky

They get to be Belgium all the time!



4. So Much Better Than Grade 12


So much better than grade 12

You really dodged a bullet there, honey!



5. Give Me Back My Medals!


Give me back my medals

How dare you do this to me?!?



6. SMASH TIME!


Smash time

It’s getting close. It’s almost here!


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