Adam Lind: MARRIED to Sasia Huber?

Did South Dakota ne’er-do-well, derelict of society and the official “This F–king Guy” of MTV’s Teen Mom 2 Adam Lind secretly get married?

We know what you’re thinking at home:

Who the f–k would marry Adam Lind?

We’re right there with you, but there’s evidence he himself posted that this unthinkable scenario may have actually – secretly – come true.

The reality star and FDA certified bad seed uploaded pics of himself over the weekend in which he wears a very conspicuous ring.

Oh yes, it was on that finger, people.

Lind shared a cute shot of his daughter Paislee (with ex Taylor Halbur) that was clearly positioned to show the ring he was rocking.

And the cute girl in the car, of course:

Lind captioned the admittedly adorable pic:

“Babes loves to play in the ‘race car’ :)”

And fans love to wonder about that ring.

In another photo with both of his daughters, Paislee and Aubree (Chelsea Houska’s little girl), Adam again put the ring on full display.

“Cuddles,” he captioned this absolute gem:

As for Stasia Huber, Lind’s possible-wife?

The couple broke up over the Adam Lind nude photo issue earlier this year but rekindled their love post arse-eating scandal this spring.

Great couples find their way back together.

This isn’t the first time that Adam and Stasia teased fans about a possible engagement, and we’re guessing that’s all it is this time:

A tease. A good one, but we’re calling B.S.

We see through it. A ring can just be a ring … and can you actually see that douche getting married to Stasia but not Chelsea or Taylor?

Or Brooke Beaton, for that matter? Exactly.

You gotta do what you have to do to stay relevant … especially when you’re Adam Lind. What else does he have going on, honestly?

All that talk about Lind leaving Teen Mom 2 is bogus, though. No way he’s walking away from the easiest child support he can earn.

Dude clearly loves the publicity too. 

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Miley Cyrus: Hiding Baby Bump in Latest Photos?!

Few Hollywood couples have inspired more rumors than Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, so it can be tough to tell what’s really going on with those two.

Here’s what we know for sure:

Miley and Liam are together; there’s a very good chance they’re engaged; and people really, really want them to have a kid.

Rumors that Miley is pregnant with Liam’s baby seem to pop up about once a month, but alas, still no real signs of a pregnancy.

The folks at OK! magazine claim that changed today when Miley appeared to be hiding her belly while getting swarmed by paparazzi in LA.

She strikes some classic “celeb entering second trimester” poses in the pics, but we’re gonna go ahead and assume she was just covering up a food baby.

Miley doesn’t hold much back on social media, and her Instagram page is loaded with clues that she’s not knocked up.

We present exhibit A:

That pic of Miley engaging in her favorite pastime was posted just last week.

Unless she just found out she’s pregnant or she’s messing with us by posting some old pics, we’re gonna go ahead and assume that the only seeds that have been planted in the Cyrus household are Afghani kush.

So it looks like yet another round of pregnant Miley rumors have turned out to be bogus.

As for the wedding, sources close to the couple say that’s definitely a go:

“As of right now, Miley and Liam are shooting for next month,” one insider tells OK!

“The date has been set, but no one knows what it is except for the two of them and their parents.”

No word on whether it’ll be the first celebrity wedding with an open smoke bar, but it should be quite the occasion.

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Kody Brown: On the Market for TWO New Wives!

We appear to have written too soon a few weeks ago.

Unlike previously reported, Kody Brown is NOT on the lookout for a fifth wife. That would be crazy, right?

Instead, he’s on the lookout for a fifth wife AND a sixth wife!

If a new tabloid cover story is to be believed for some reason.

According to Life & Style sources (which we can only assume are a pair of bunnies in the office), Brown has actually kicked out Robyn Brown, Meri Brown, Janelle Brown and Christine.

He appears to be restarting his entire brood, which may not come as a huge shock to those who watch Sister Wives online or on television each week.

That Meri Brown catfishing scandal really does seem to have had a major impact on Kody and his family.

There’s so much drama every Sunday night on TLC with this family, you’d almost think it was scripted by producers or something.

The latest cover story claims that the wives are “disgusted with each other” and can’t “fake it anymore.”

It comes on the heels of the same tabloid claiming that all four better halves walked out on Kody earlier this year:

And THAT story comes on the heels of Life & Style also writing that Brown was dumped by three of his wives prior to tying the knot for a fourth time last year.

See what we mean here:

Does Brown have two women in mind to become his new brides?

Perhaps. 

The magazine previously wrote that Brown has “set his sights” on Mindy Jessop, a cute blonde who works as the nanny of his youngest son Solomon.

She also happens to be the step-niece of Brown’s fourth/most recent spouse Robyn. It’s all very confusing. And sort of gross.

“The problem is when Kody gets tired of you, he’s done,” a source has said of Brown’s lifestyle. “He just kind of moves onto the next thing.”

That is a problem with Kody, it’s true.

Another problem with Kody is his whole propensity to marry multiple wives thing.

But we’re guessing TLC executives aren’t complaining about that.

Dean McDermott: Spending Time With Ex Behind Tori Spelling"s Back?

If you’re even passingly familiar with the marriage of Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling, you know that the couple has experienced some rough patches over the years.

Actually, their relationship has pretty much just been one long rough patch.

They went through the cheating scandal that seems to be obligatory for all celebrity couples these days, but Tori and Dean’s had a twist:

Many believe that the couple made the whole thing up and even invented a mistress for Dean in the form of Emily Goodhand, a curiously-named Canadian who has all the social media presence of the Easter Bunny.

The couple milked some mediocre reality TV ratings out of their possibly-fabricated marital troubles, but that was far from the end of their troubles.

Recently, new reports about Tori and Dean’s financial troubles have seemed to surface every few weeks. 

It seems Tori is so broke that she’s defaulting on credit card bills, and her family has been forced to relocate from their posh Calabasas neighborhood to the more working class Torrance.

For a while there were rumors that Tori was covering Dean’s child support expenses, but it seems those days are done.

In her most recent interview, Mary Jo Eustace described Dean as a deadbeat who owes her more than $ 45,000.

She also accused Tori and Dean of hiding funds from her and from the court.

So when various media outlets reported today that Dean and Mary Jo had an “intense” meeting that he kept secret from Tori, our first thought wasn’t that Dean is carrying on an affair, but that he’s in trouble with both of his baby mamas simultaneously.

“It was really intense. They were talking about custody and financial problems between them,” one source close to the situation tells Radar Online.

“Tori definitely didn’t know about it,” the insider adds. “Dean didn’t tell her anything.”

It’s anyone’s guess as to why Dean would keep the meeting a secret from Tori, but we’re assuming she’s not too pleased that he’s still ironing things out with his ex years after they parted ways.

Sounds like Dean could really use someone to talk to these days.

If only Ms. Goodhand were real.