Amy Schumer Gets Real About Her First Sexual Experience

You have to hand it to her for putting it all out there.

Amy Schumer covers the August issue of Marie Claire, and inside the issue, the Long Island native was very candid about her love life.

Schumer, who is dating 29-year-old furniture designer, Ben Hanisch, admits that getting to the point where she’s in a great relationship hasn’t been easy.

She lost her virginity at 17, but it was the least amount of fun she’s probably had in her entire life.

“My first sexual experience was not a good one. I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again,” she told Marie Claire.

“When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway. It was like, And then I looked down and realized he was inside of me. He was saying, ‘I’m so sorry’ and ‘I can’t believe I did this."”

Another boyfriend did something similar, and equally unforgivable.

“I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying, ‘No, stop,’ and it was just completely ignored,” she recalled.

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For those who want to make assumptions about Schumer’s sexuality, make sure you do your home first.

“I was always boy crazy, but I wasn’t promiscuous,” she told Vogue (really racking up those covers there, sister).

“I didn’t have sex until I was 17,” she said. “And I didn’t give a blow job until I was well into college.”

So, you can’t help but he happy for Schumer when she gushes about Hanisch.

Don’t kid yourself, though.  She’s f**king terrified.

“Being in love is the scariest thing in the world. You want to f-ing cry and scream,” she said.

“I can’t handle it. Every time we say good-bye, I think, This will have been a nice last week together. Or I tell myself nothing is real and he’s going to leave me and tell me he never loved me.

“I feel so bad for him. How exhausting it must be dating me.”

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Teresa Giudice Storms Out Of "Access Hollywood" Interview!

Welp, you done it this time, Hollywood.

More specifically, Access Hollywood: Live.  

Even more specifically, Kit Hoover and and guest host David Karger.

During a satellite interview with The Real Housewives of New Jersey"s Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice, Karger asked Giudice about her husband Joe"s possible deportation to Italy after he serves his prison sentence.

Oh no.  ABORT, Karger.  ABORT.

"Next question please… " Giudice declared before saying to Kruger, "you know what, I don"t think that"s something you should be asking."

"Well," Hoover interjected, "everybody"s talking about it and it could be a reality…"

NOPE.

"Yeah, no I"m sorry, I think that"s really rude," Guidice said, steam starting to rise from her head.

"Okay, well it is a fact and we"re probably going to see it on the show so I don"t think that was a rude question…" Hoover said (with a bit of attitude, I will say).

"No you"re not gonna see it on the show," Giudice interrupted her, clearly not down with Hoover"s tone.

Hoover then tried to change the subject, but this one was no better.  It had to do with The Real Housewives of Orange County"s Heather Dubrow criticizing Giudice"s lack of remorse after being released from prison.

Again, NOPE.

"As a matter of fact, I"m going to leave," Giudice finally said as she got up and ripped her mic off.

"Cause I don"t think that…. to even ask that…" 

 Giudice"s mic pack nearly whacked Gorga in the face as her sister-in-law made her exit.

This isn"t the first time Giudice as avoided the question of Joe"s future.

Last week, she gave an interview to ABC News from her New Jersey home, and managed to shut down the question of deportation without ruining the interview.

Access Hollywood"s questions were likely a result of bad timing: Guidice was over talking about her family"s run-ins with the law, and is now ready to move forward.

The problem is, those run-ins are pretty much the main reason she"s famous right now.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs Sundays at 8/9 central on Bravo.

Piers Morgan to Jennifer Aniston: It"s YOUR Fault You are Judged!

On Tuesday, Jennifer Aniston published an essay in The Huffington Post that finally addressed the endless array of pregnancy rumors about her on the Internet.

Aniston wrote that she’s “fed up with the sport-like scrutiny and body-shaming that occurs daily,” noting how harshly tabloids treat females in particular.

No, the actress emphasized, she is not pregnant and she has never been pregnant.

But speculation over the state of her womb was just the symptom of a larger problem, she wrote.

“The objectification and scrutiny we put women through is absurd and disturbing,” said Aniston, adding:

“The message that girls are not pretty unless they’re incredibly thin, that they’re not worthy of our attention unless they look like a supermodel or an actress on the cover of a magazine is something we’re all willingly buying into.”

Praise for the column has been nearly universal, with husband Justin Theroux making it clear that THIS is why Aniston is his crush.

Elsewhere, Melissa McCarthy told Entertainment Tonight that she agrees “one hundred thousand billion percent” with Anisto, while Sophia Bush said the following:

YES to this #WCW to #JenniferAniston, & her frank, smart, vulnerable article on body shaming for HuffPo… 

Judging another person’s body, assuming you are allowed to weigh in on their worth, their ‘beauty,’ or that you deserve to determine a lack of their beauty IS harmful. Not just to me, to all of us.

So there you have it.

All hail Jennifer Aniston, right?

Not quite.

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In his own essay published by The Daily Mail, Piers Morgan acknowledged a few of Aniston’s points, but also somehow turned the tables and blamed the actress for having her body judged.

“My dear Jennifer, if you’re so fed up with having your body judged, stop trying to make it look so Photoshop-perfect on magazine covers,” Morgan wrote.

He continued:

“There’s another reason why the media objectify and scrutinize famous women, and why little girls get confused about beauty and body image. It’s this:

“Female stars like Jennifer Aniston deliberately perpetuate the myth of ‘perfection’ by posing for endless magazine covers which have been airbrushed so much that in some cases the celebrity is virtually unrecognizable…

“If she really wants to make a difference to this ugly process, she can start by getting a tiny bit uglier herself and letting us see what she REALLY looks like on a magazine cover.

“Then the little girls she’s so worried about can know exactly what they are aspiring to be.”

Wow. Well… okay then.

Morgan has a decent point somewhere in here.

Young women are absolutely influenced by magazine covers and the less celebrities are Photoshopped, the more people can see how everyone has imperfections, the better. For sure.

But Morgan’s point can exist alongside all of Aniston’s points. Her words don’t ring any less true just because of this Photoshop counter.

Moreover, telling a woman that she is to blame for having her body judged because she ought to make herself “uglier” is just… very, very, very uncool.

We’ll let Chrissy Teigen take it from here: 

Piers Morgan to Jennifer Aniston: It"s YOUR Fault You are Judged!

On Tuesday, Jennifer Aniston published an essay in The Huffington Post that finally addressed the endless array of pregnancy rumors about her on the Internet.

Aniston wrote that she’s “fed up with the sport-like scrutiny and body-shaming that occurs daily,” noting how harshly tabloids treat females in particular.

No, the actress emphasized, she is not pregnant and she has never been pregnant.

But speculation over the state of her womb was just the symptom of a larger problem, she wrote.

“The objectification and scrutiny we put women through is absurd and disturbing,” said Aniston, adding:

“The message that girls are not pretty unless they’re incredibly thin, that they’re not worthy of our attention unless they look like a supermodel or an actress on the cover of a magazine is something we’re all willingly buying into.”

Praise for the column has been nearly universal, with husband Justin Theroux making it clear that THIS is why Aniston is his crush.

Elsewhere, Melissa McCarthy told Entertainment Tonight that she agrees “one hundred thousand billion percent” with Anisto, while Sophia Bush said the following:

YES to this #WCW to #JenniferAniston, & her frank, smart, vulnerable article on body shaming for HuffPo… 

Judging another person’s body, assuming you are allowed to weigh in on their worth, their ‘beauty,’ or that you deserve to determine a lack of their beauty IS harmful. Not just to me, to all of us.

So there you have it.

All hail Jennifer Aniston, right?

Not quite.

View Slideshow: Jennifer Aniston: 26 Babies & Counting!!

In his own essay published by The Daily Mail, Piers Morgan acknowledged a few of Aniston’s points, but also somehow turned the tables and blamed the actress for having her body judged.

“My dear Jennifer, if you’re so fed up with having your body judged, stop trying to make it look so Photoshop-perfect on magazine covers,” Morgan wrote.

He continued:

“There’s another reason why the media objectify and scrutinize famous women, and why little girls get confused about beauty and body image. It’s this:

“Female stars like Jennifer Aniston deliberately perpetuate the myth of ‘perfection’ by posing for endless magazine covers which have been airbrushed so much that in some cases the celebrity is virtually unrecognizable…

“If she really wants to make a difference to this ugly process, she can start by getting a tiny bit uglier herself and letting us see what she REALLY looks like on a magazine cover.

“Then the little girls she’s so worried about can know exactly what they are aspiring to be.”

Wow. Well… okay then.

Morgan has a decent point somewhere in here.

Young women are absolutely influenced by magazine covers and the less celebrities are Photoshopped, the more people can see how everyone has imperfections, the better. For sure.

But Morgan’s point can exist alongside all of Aniston’s points. Her words don’t ring any less true just because of this Photoshop counter.

Moreover, telling a woman that she is to blame for having her body judged because she ought to make herself “uglier” is just… very, very, very uncool.

We’ll let Chrissy Teigen take it from here: