Tom Hiddleston: I"m Gonna Knock Up Taylor Swift and Quit Acting!

Tom Hiddleston has a plan, folks.

According to one of our favorite recent stories in The National Enquirer, the actor will soon be quitting his very successful career on the big screen.

How come?

Because he’s going to be a father!

Maybe! Possibly! If you choose to believe this celebrity gossip newspaper’s latest claim, that is.

It all starts with the fact that Taylor Swift has earned over $ 170 million in the past year. She’s the highest-paid celebrity on the planet, Forbes reports.

Therefore, Hiddleston wants to take advantage of the artist and is allegedly scheming to get part of her massive fortune by putting a baby inside of her womb.

“Tom is no fool, he’s going to knock her up fast,” a totally real insider tells the Enquirer. “Taylor is literally the golden goose.”

Yes, literally. Taylor Swift is literally the one and only golden goose.

“Once they have kids, he will be a stay-at-home dad and she will bring home the bacon,” the sources goes on to say, speaking in the way actual people definitely speak and adding:

“I’m sure he will make the occasional film, but when your wife earns that amount of money, why even bother working?”

Seriously… why bother?

Yes, Hiddleston earned his first Emmy nomination this month.

And, yes, he is set to star in a blockbuster next March titled Kong: Skull Island, which he previewed at Comic-Con over the weekend. 

But whatever! He can stay at home with his love child and just count Swift’s money instead of working!

Kong: Skull Island Trailer

We have no legitimate reason not to believe this rumor.

Hiddleston himself says his relationship with Swift is real, shooting down talk that it’s some kind of public relations stunt.

Moreover, Chris Hemsworth says Hiddleston sort of seems happy with Swift.

So there you have it! Case closed!

And if you don’t believe the source material here for some reason, allow Donald Trump to assuage your concerns.

He said last week that The National Enquirer ought to be “respected” and that it probably should have won The Pulitzer Prize many years ago when it broke the John Edwards infidelity story.

What else do you need to know?

Let’s start thinking of a Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift baby name right now!

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Sasha Clements Marries Corbin Bleu!

They grow up so fast.

It seems like only yesterday that Corbin Bleu was singing and dancing his way into our heart as fictional student Chad Danforth in High School Musical.

And now Bleu isn’t just all grown up…

… he’s married!

A rep for the handsome actor has confirmed that Bleu exchanged vows over the weekend with Sasha Clements, his girlfriend over approximately five years.

The two got engaged in front of Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World in Orlando in October 2014… and they did so in epic fashion.

The former Disney actor popped the biggest question of his life via a gorgeous engagement ring that was placed inside of a glass slipper. Pretty smooth, no?!?

The pair met way back in September 2011 at a grocery store in Toronto.

Days prior to their wedding Clements – an actress best known for her role in Teletoon’s Majority Rules! – celebrated at her bachelorette party at the Malibu Wine Safaris.

She shared a picture from that trip on Instagram, leading to Bleu making a funny crack in response.

“Right before @a_giraffe_named_stanley tried to get to 1st base with my future wifey. Thank you @malibusafaris for making her day perfect! #sashasbachelorette,” he wrote as a caption to the following picture.

Since rising to fame in High School Musical, Bleu has gone on to make appearances in such shows as The Beautiful Life, One Life to Live and Drop Dead Diva.

Please join us in sending the very best wishes to Bleu and Clements.

They seem like a very happy couple, don’t they?

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Kim Kardashian: How Did She Shade Taylor Swift Now?!?

Based on her sex tape with Ray J, we know Kim Kardashian can take it.

As we’re now learning more and more, however, Kim Kardashian can also give it.

A week ago, of course, Kardashian shared a number of Snapchat videos that featured Kanye West on the phone with Taylor Swift.

The latter may have been aware that she was being recorded, but there’s no way she was aware that Kim would eventually release the filmed call on social media.

It revealed Swift to have been less than forthcoming about whether or not she knew Kanye would diss her in his track “Famous.”

On the call, we actually hear Swift approve of West’s lyric regarding how he thinks the two former goes “might still have sex.”

In case you missed this story last week, take a look at the damning evidence against Swift below:

A video posted by The Shade Room (@theshaderoom) on Jul 17, 2016 at 8:20pm PDT

On Sunday night, however, one could not watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on television.

There was no new episode this week.

Therefore, with Kim unable to keep throwing shade at Swift on her TV program, she turned to a different outlet instead.

Kardashian went ahead and shared several more Snapchats during her night at the Hakkasan nightclub in the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Friday… but one in particular stood out. 

It depicted her and friend Carla DiBello dancing and singing to Kanye’s “Famous,” as Kim posted footage of her singing the following lyric:

I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous. I made that bitch famous.

A video posted by Kim Kardashian Snapchats (@kimksnapchats) on Jul 23, 2016 at 3:41am PDT

Kim eventually deleted the video from her account, but it will live on forever due to the Internet.

Was this another jab thrown at Taylor by Kim? It seems impossible to believe otherwise, doesn’t it?

The reality star looked calm and collected, while DiBello covered her mouth after the words “I made that bitch famous” were sang.

Swift claims she never approved the part about how she’s a “bitch” who West “made famous.” And it’s true.

We never hear that lyric discussed during the aforementioned phone call… and it’s clearly the meanest part of the track.

What’s being overlooked here, meanwhile, is that Kim somehow thinks that her husband rapping about HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN is an insult to that other woman.

Can anyone explain why this would be the case?

Think about what you’re singing here, Kim. Are you sure Taylor Swift is the one who should feel stupid?

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Watch Power Online: Check Out Season 3 Episode 2

How did Power follow up a very strong premiere?

Did Power Season 3 Episode 2 live up to the impressive opener that aired last Sunday night on Starz? Let’s find out, shall we?

Watch Power Season 3 Episode 2 Online

On this installment of the popular drama, Ghost dealt with loose ends prior to tangling with some new nightlife competition.

Elsewhere during an intense hour of television, Tommy confronted Tasha, who had learn to coexist with Angela.

Later on, meanwhile, Tommy found an advisor in a former lover. Who was this person and how did she advise him?

Click on the video above to watch Power online and find out now!