Bachelor in Paradise Season 3 Clip: Look Who"s Back!

The Bachelorette Season 12 has come to an end.

To close out an entertaining run of episodes, JoJo Fletcher chose Jordan Rodgers to be the man she dumps by Labor Day her husband.

But just because this run of episodes has come to an end does not mean the drama created by men on The Bachelorette is over.

Well, one man in particular: Mr. Chad Johnson!

We can"t say for certain whether or not Johnson finds love on the reality program this summer.

At least not whether or not he finds love with a woman.

But Chad and his Bachelorette best friend Daniel Maguire are getting along as well as ever in the following sneak peek.

"Daniel and Chad are definitely the first couple to hit it off in Paradise," Carly Waddell jokes. "Daniel and Chad love each other."

They also love making fun of other potential suitors and stating how easy it will be for them to bed pretty much any woman they want on the series.

In the following sneak peek, we see Chad and Daniel hanging out by the water, discussing how desirable they are.

From there, Daniel then asks Chad which of the ladies he would "f–k right off the bat." Yup, this is exactly how he phrases it.

While Johnson kind of deflects by saying all the ladies who are part of the initial cast are "pretty," Daniel responds that his pal has "lower standards" than he does.

Don"t you just want to bring these two home to mama?

Chad goes on to say that he Daniel have "no competition" among the other male contestants, which include Nick Viall, Jared Haibon, and Evan Bass, Chad"s main enemy from his season of The Bachelorette.

"I didn"t murder him, so that"s good," Chad says in the clip.

"I didn"t rip his dick off and shove it down his own mouth. Yeah, I still kind of want to cut his head off and throw it in the water."

Yeah. It"s gonna be an entertaining season.

Check out the video below for more.

Bachelor in Paradise premieres Tuesday, Auguest 2 at 8/7c on ABC.

Kim Zolciak Brags About Butt Injections: Check Out My Smooth Tush!

Kim Zolciak has done a 180 on that whole “I never got plastic surgery thing.”

For years, the reality star had claimed her body was completely natural, writing the hashtag “#BornWithIt” as part of her caption to many an endless array of selfies.

But then Zolciak opened up to E! News in May about a past boob job and tummy tuck.

“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she said at the time, explaining that the procedures didn’t “change my size” and adding:

“I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery. I’m just a little bit tighter looking.”

Yes, that’s sort of the point of most plastic surgery: to tighten one up and to battle the aging process.

Now, meanwhile, the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has taken her plastic surgery yet another step further.

On Monday, Zolciak shared an Instagram video of herself getting injections in her rear end in order to eliminate cellulite.

The physician responsible for Zolciak’s new, dimple-free derriere is Simon Ourian, who has done similar work for Kim Kardashian and her famous siblings.

“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1,” Zolciak wrote as a caption to the footage.

“I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently!!’

“I’m soooo excited!!! I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years.

“#AlwaysHadThisOneDimple #SinceICanRemember #ItsGone #Finally FOLLOW HIM TO GET MORE DETAILS @simonourianmd1.”

There’s a good chance Zolciak was either paid to reference Ourian in this manner; or, at the very least, that she got the implants for free as a result of doing so.

Ourian is also the man who helped give Kylie Jenner her famous (infamous?) pout.

In November of last year, the mother of of six made headlines after she took her 19-year-old daughter, Brielle, to get lip fillers from Dr. Ourian.

“She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak-Biermann told Us Weekly about it in a May interview.

“She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, then go fix them! You only go around this planet once. If it makes her happy, so be it.”

That’s a somewhat fair argument.

One could also argue that it is a mother’s job to be a role model and to explain to one’s child how one ought to be happy with what God gave her.

You can try to instill self-confidence in your kid… or you can pay for a doctor to fix whatever body part they don’t like.

View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

Kim Zolciak Brags About Butt Injections: Check Out My Smooth Tush!

Kim Zolciak has done a 180 on that whole “I never got plastic surgery thing.”

For years, the reality star had claimed her body was completely natural, writing the hashtag “#BornWithIt” as part of her caption to many an endless array of selfies.

But then Zolciak opened up to E! News in May about a past boob job and tummy tuck.

“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she said at the time, explaining that the procedures didn’t “change my size” and adding:

“I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery. I’m just a little bit tighter looking.”

Yes, that’s sort of the point of most plastic surgery: to tighten one up and to battle the aging process.

Now, meanwhile, the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has taken her plastic surgery yet another step further.

On Monday, Zolciak shared an Instagram video of herself getting injections in her rear end in order to eliminate cellulite.

The physician responsible for Zolciak’s new, dimple-free derriere is Simon Ourian, who has done similar work for Kim Kardashian and her famous siblings.

“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1,” Zolciak wrote as a caption to the footage.

“I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently!!’

“I’m soooo excited!!! I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years.

“#AlwaysHadThisOneDimple #SinceICanRemember #ItsGone #Finally FOLLOW HIM TO GET MORE DETAILS @simonourianmd1.”

There’s a good chance Zolciak was either paid to reference Ourian in this manner; or, at the very least, that she got the implants for free as a result of doing so.

Ourian is also the man who helped give Kylie Jenner her famous (infamous?) pout.

In November of last year, the mother of of six made headlines after she took her 19-year-old daughter, Brielle, to get lip fillers from Dr. Ourian.

“She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak-Biermann told Us Weekly about it in a May interview.

“She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, then go fix them! You only go around this planet once. If it makes her happy, so be it.”

That’s a somewhat fair argument.

One could also argue that it is a mother’s job to be a role model and to explain to one’s child how one ought to be happy with what God gave her.

You can try to instill self-confidence in your kid… or you can pay for a doctor to fix whatever body part they don’t like.

View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies

Ellie Kemper Gives Birth to First Child!

We already knew that Ellie Kemper was unbreakable.

Now, we have confirmation that Ellie Kemper is also unbelievably happy…

… because she’s a first-time mother!

The actress, who rose to fame on The Office and then rose to a lot more fame on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, has welcomed a baby into the world, People Magazine confirms.

It is the first child for Kemper and husband Michael Koman.

Unfortunately, no other details are available at the moment; not the name, gender or any of the measurements.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be happy for Kemper and it doesn’t mean you can’t send along your very best wishes.

The actress and her husband got married in 2012.

In April, Kemper announced she was expecting during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

“[My pregnancy] didn’t really affect filming until the very end,” she told the host, adding:

“We had a table read and I saw that my character was supposed to be on a roller coaster… I was Googling pregnant women on roller coasters.” 

Fallon then went ahead and gave the then-pregnant star a pint of Ben & Jerry’s The Tonight Dough ice cream.

View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016

How did Kemper handle the whole roller coaster situation?

“Because it was still so early on, we decided we’ll just tell people that I have a back injury and that’s why I can’t ride the roller coaster,” she explained.

“I could not act like I had a back injury. I kept forgetting I had one so I would do things someone with a back injury can’t do.”

As a result, Kemper said she had to let executive producer Tina Fey in on the baby secret earlier than originally planned.

HA! We love it.

And we love Ellie Kemper. This is such exciting news!