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Josh Gordon Brags About Pats Win "Beat the Sh*t Outta the Bears"
Thursday, November 22, 2018
Monday, November 5, 2018
Rich The Kid Brags About Carrying Tons of Cash And Jewelry With No Need For Security
Rich the Kid could be playing with fire, because he’s not letting his recent beatdown by armed robbers stop him from shining with tons of ice, and no bodyguards in sight. We got Rich at LAX Sunday and he was stunting with a…
Friday, June 29, 2018
Younes Bendjima Brags About "Hot Cougar Sex" With Kourtney Kardashian!
Kourtney Kardashian and Younes Bendjima were on a sexy vacation back in April. In May, they went on a sexy birthday vacation. Now they’re in the Mediterranean. And yes, it’s sexy.
In fact, sources say that Younes is crazy about Kourtney and is dishing about their love life.
Or, as he calls it, their “hot cougar sex.”
HollywoodLife reports that Younes loves his sex life with Kourtney.
“Younes,” their source reports. “Is having the best sex of his life with Kourtney.”
Despite their age gap, that is really no surprise.
Younes also isn’t bothered by the age difference, the insider reveals, because “he thinks she looks amazing and much younger than her actual age.”
That is true. She does.
“Younes loves being with an older woman,” the source continues, treading on dangerous waters.
We cannot imagine that Kourtney, who was snubbed by Maxim this summer, loves being characterized as an older woman.
Even though that is, you know, technically correct.
The insider describes how Younes gets so much joy from their sex life “because Kourtney is more experienced.”
Of course. She’s been at it longer.
The source says that Kourtney is sex-savvy “and more comfortable with her body than any other woman he has ever been intimate with.”
That makes sense. In our sex negative society, a lot of younger folks may be insecure about having sex at all, or be too overwhelmed by hang-ups and body issues to be at their best.
With time, that discomfort with owning your sexuality can go away.
“They have great chemistry together,” the insider says.
The source says that they really complement each other, “and it’s fireworks every time they step into a bedroom together.”
“Younes jokingly calls their love hot cougar sex,” the insider dishes.
Well, there’s no reason to joke about it. Kourtney is older. She’ll be 40 in under a year. Many would say that she qualifies as a cougar.
Younes describes their sex life in that way, the source says, “because Kourtney is such a hot older mom.”
She’s definitely hot. And she’s definitely a mom to Mason, Penelope, and Reign.
That whole motherhood angle, to be clear, makes her a MILF rather than a cougar. But let’s not split hairs.
“They cherish the time they get to spend on vacation together, without her kids,” the insider says, adding that qualifier.
Children can be wonderful, of course, but sometimes you need some alone time. Especially when you’re two unreasonably attractive people who know how to sex it up.
Kourtney and Younes, the source descrbies, “are having the time of their life” while in Capri.
Capri is perhaps the most beautiful place on the planet. You go there and you realize why Tiberius left Rome and never looked back.
Unfortunately, it looks like someone has been trying to spoil their good time.
Who else would try to rain all over Kourtney’s parade than her ex, Scott Disick?
A source reveals: “Scott is doing his best to ruin her vacation by sending her mean text messages.”
That is awful! And totally uncalled for.
“He swears he doesn’t want her back,” the insider says. “So this is just about making life hard for her.”
Some people will do anything out of spite. That’s sad.
We hope that Kourtney and Younes continue enjoying themselves and don’t let the hate get them down.
Monday, June 18, 2018
Chad Ochocinco Brags About Gym Fanny Pack, Here"s What"s Inside!
Chad Ochocinco isn’t embarrassed by his gym fanny pack — HE’S PROUD — and he’s even revealing what secret treasures he rocks around his hips. News flash … Chad’s a bodybuilder now — he’s been dead serious about bulking up and he’s…
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Mel B"s Ex-Husband Stephen Belafonte Hits the Club, Brags "I"m Free!"
Mel B is already getting smaller in Stephen Belafonte’s rear view — 24 hours after their divorce was official … he hit the clubs!!! We got Stephen outside Delilah in West Hollywood … where he proudly yelled, “I’m free!” … on his way into the…
Tuesday, December 5, 2017
O.J. Simpson Brags About Still Having Heisman Vote, and He Used It
Fun fact for you … O.J. Simpson will have a say in this year’s Heisman race, because he’s still allowed to vote and, according to the Juice, he exercised that right. Simpson was out in Las Vegas Monday night celebrating his daughter…
Monday, November 20, 2017
Candidate for Ohio Governor Defends Al Franken, Brags About Banging 50 Women
Bill O’Neill is an Ohio Supreme Court Justice. He’s also a candidate for Governor.
And, to hear him tell it, he has had sex with 50 “very attractive females” during his life. Which would be fine, if he hadn’t boasted about this on social media using information that might lead to some of those women being identified.
It’s a terrible political move. And yes, his campaign manager has quit. Wouldn’t you?
Senator Al Franken apologized for groping and kissing a woman without her consent. But apologies don’t make things magically go away, and many are calling for him to resign.
Apparently, that didn’t sit right with Ohio gubernatorial candidate Bill O’Neill, as he posted this very cringe-worthy rant to Facebook.
“Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken,” his post begins.
It’s already off to a rough start, because that does not describe the state of things.
(Some have called for his resignation, but a graceful retirement after a scandal is hardly the end of the world)
His post gets immediately worse:
“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males.”
Generally, people speak up on behalf of underdogs instead of on behalf of the demographic group that dominates every nation on Earth. But please, continue.
“As a candidate for Governor, let me save my opponents some research time.”
(Never a good idea; make them work for that dirt)
“In the past 50 years, I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females.”
One, that’s bragging and oversharing.
Two, don’t refer to women or girls as “females.” It tends to rub people the wrong way.
Anyway, his boastful post gets worse:
“It ranged from a gorgeous personal secretary to Senator Bob Taft (Senior) who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn in Gallipolis.”
That is way too much information.
Oh, O’Neill can tank his career by oversharing about his genital adventures all that he wants. But he should not have told so much about these women.
“… And ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head who was a senior adviser to Peter Lewis at Progressive Insurance in Cleveland.”
Then he talks about some pretty good policies:
“Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the state hospital network to combat the opioid crisis.”
And then he promptly makes things worse again.
“I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions decades ago.”
So, in other words, he’s completely missed the point. Nobody’s talking about “indiscretions.” Sleep around all that you like.
The national conversation is about consent. it’s about sexual harassment and sexual assault. And Bill O’Neill should be ashamed of his post.
At first, however, he defended making the post, saying that he opposes a “new standard” that, in his mind, means that:
“If you’re not absolutely pure you’re not eligible to run for office in America. That’s wrong.”
Apparently he failed to actually listen to the national conversation even once. Unless any of those 50 alleged hotties were underage or not consenting, then he didn’t have anything to worry about.
By the way, in the process of defending himself, Bill O’Neill also lamented that Roy Moore’s accusations of molestation are condemning him “without due process.”
That is literally not how due process works. Roy Moore can’t be imprisoned without evidence and a conviction. The presumption of innocence expands to the courtroom, not to hearts and minds. Or votes.
As we mentioned, Bill O’Neill’s campaign manager quit. Chris Clevenger announced his departure on Twitter:
“The comments made today by @BillForOhio were both disturbing and misguided. As a victim of sexual assault, I cannot in good faith remain a part of #TeamONeill.”
He followed that up with a tweet:
“Sexual harassment and assault is no laughing matter. The next Governor of Ohio must take it seriously to receive my vote.”
That’s a good policy to have.
Finally, someone got through to Bill O’Neill, because he posted an apology on Sunday morning:
“There comes a time in everyone’s life when you have to admit you were wrong. It is Sunday morning and i am preparing to go to church and get right with God. But first I have to get right with my family, my friends, and the thousands of strangers who have been hurt by my insensitive remarks.”
Not to mention the two women whom he described a little too well.
“I am sorry. I have damaged the national debate on the very real subject of sexual harassment, abuse and unfortunately rape. It is not a laughing matter. It wasn’t when I prosecuted sexual misconduct for the State of Ohio, and it is not now.”
It’s good that he’s owning it fully.
“To my daughters, Katie Corrin O’Neill, Tiffany O’Neill Scullen, and my sisters Patricia O’Neill Sacha and Mary Kaye O’Neill, accomplished women all, please accept my public apology for dragging you into this matter.”
When a male politician screws up, everybody wants to know what the women in his family think.
“You deserved better treatment than this. I love you, respect you, and yes. I was wrong. Thank you for loving me enough to stand up to my departure from a loving life.“
It’s still stunning that O’Neill was able to hear about all of these allegations of assault and harassment and see it as an opportunity to brag about his conquests. Gross.
Friday, August 18, 2017
Aaron Carter Brags About Getting Oral Sex While on Date with Porcelain Black
Aaron Carter is a man who just came out as bisexual but is now in hot pursuit of women who will pleasure him. The singer was leaving Delilah in WeHo Thursday night with fellow pop star Porcelain Black when he was mum on everything except oral…
Aaron Carter Brags About Getting Oral Sex While on Date with Porcelain Black
Aaron Carter is a man who just came out as bisexual but is now in hot pursuit of women who will pleasure him. The singer was leaving Delilah in WeHo Thursday night with fellow pop star Porcelain Black when he was mum on everything except oral…
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Teen Mom 2 Reunion Recap: Nathan Griffith Brags About "P-Bug"
On the second half of the Teen Mom 2 reunion special Monday, Jenelle Evans and Leah Messer took their respective turns in the hot seat.
The former dominated the episode, however. Why?
As you know if you watch Teen Mom 2 online, Jenelle is engaged to David Eason, who just became the father of her third child Ensley.
Yet her prior fiance has made just as much news.
Nathan Griffith, who fathered her second son Kaiser, wants to get back together with her, or so she told Dr. Drew on last night’s catch-up.
The shameless doctor wasn’t totally convinced.
Drew told Jenelle that she may be reading a bit too much into certain texts that Nathan sent her, though one does seem kind of weird.
According to Jenelle, Nathan wrote this to David Eason – the dude Evans is currently engaged to, and living with – in a late night text:
“You’re just jealous of my p-bug, man.”
Wondering what a p-bug is, readers?
You aren’t alone. David himself didn’t know, so he asked Jenelle what the hell that is, and she revealed “that’s what [Nathan] calls his penis.”
So Nathan is texting David bragging about the size of his junk late at night, when he could and should be doing … a lot of other things.
Pretty much anything else, really.
Jenelle was not amused by this incident, but Nathan, who was sitting on the couch next to her (not awkward at all), explained to Dr. Drew:
“Ryan, her friend, told me that I guess she had a naked picture of me,” Griffith said, alluding that Eason was all fired up about this.
“[David] got really upset because he said, ‘I’m sorry I don’t have a bigger penis than Nathan and can’t satisfy you the way he did.’”
Jenelle quickly went on the defensive.
“I don’t talk to Ryan,” she said, but David was upset to the point where he refused come out on stage with Jenelle, leaving Nathan there.
Later, Jenelle called Ryan to verify if Nathan’s story was true, and he denied it; Jenelle thus told the crowd and Dr. Drew that her ex lies.
He lies.
That may be, but regardless, Jenelle’s issues were far from over as her mother Barbara Evans came out on stage to feud with her as well.
She and Jenelle fought over custody of Jace, and how they’ve both been so hurt by one another and by the situation at hand. It was sad.
Jenelle said that she deserves custody of her first-born child (whose dad, Andrew Lewis, is totally MIA), because she just “bought land.”
Real estate purchases translate to good parenting, right? Barbara was unmoved, saying she’s hurt that Jenelle has been shutting her out.
Sadly, but not surprisingly, little got resolved by the time it was Leah Messer’s turn to take the stage to talk about her own turbulent life.
Which, amazingly, isn’t that turbulent.
Leah’s girls are doing great in school, she says, and things between herself, Corey Simms and Miranda Patterson have been very strong.
Even Jeremy Calvert, he of the Teen Mom 2 Instagram rants, couldn’t muster up a whole lot of enthusiasm – good or bad – from Leah.
No news is good news for her?
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Kim Zolciak Brags About 4-Year Old"s "Real Gun" Handling
Kim Zolciak has found a way to distract people from her ridiculous cleavage.
The reality star shared something her four-year old son, Kash, brought home from school this week, bragging to her followers on Snapchat about all the things Kash loves about her dad.
For example, according to the following image of a school questionnaire, Kroy Biermann is 51 years old.
He likes to ride his four-wheeler. His favorite food is steak. His favorite drink is Sprite. His job is to play football.
And Kash loves his dad because “he lets me hold his real gun.”
Wait… WHAT?!?
Biermann lets his four-year old child hold his real gun? Moreover, this is something Zolciak wanted to tell her followers all about?
As you can see below, Kim wrote as a caption to the photo, “I [love] this!”
But social media users didn’t exactly feel the same way.
If Zolciak means that she loves seeing all the ways in which her son loves her husband, then, sure, absolutely. She ought to be proud and excited over this questionnaire.
Last year, you may recall, Kash dressed up in a military outfit and carried a fake gun for Halloween. He posted a picture of himself holding it toward the camera on his Instagram account.
(Yes, the four-year old has his own Instagram account.)
The picture earned Zolciak and her family a lot of backash, but apparently not enough.
Gun advocates here will likely say that it’s important for kids to learn gun safety as early in their lives as possible, and that much is true.
If parents know that their kids will be handling guns as they get older, then it’s definitely a good thing to make sure these children know what they’re doing.
But still. Four years old?!?
Zolciak and Biermann got married in November 2011.
Together, they share six kids – Brielle, 19, Ariana, 15, KJ, 5, Kash, 4, and 3-year-old twins Kane and Kaia.
(Zolciak had Brielle and Ariana from previous relationships; Biermann went on to adopt them.)
As you can see from the photos above, the couple is going very strong.
“This guy!! I love him to the moon and back!” wrote Kim as a caption to the above image, adding:
“When he hurts I hurt, when he’s happy I’m happy! He doesn’t even have to speak and I feel him! Thankful for this last week! Romantic and restful!!
“Now back to Filming a brand new season of Don’t be Tardy. I can’t believe this will be Season 6!”
Zolciak is no stranger to brewing up controversy when it comes to her kids.
Daughter Brielle Biermann has become her own viral sensation over the past several months, often flaunting her bikini body on Instagram and using her body to gain as many followers as possible.
She’s been egged on throughout by her famous mother.
But the real question is this: Is Zolciak really getting plastic surgery for her three-year old child?!?
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Donald Trump Brags About Inauguration Day Pic with Wrong Date (PHOTO)
President Trump proudly flaunted a photo from his inauguration, but there’s one problem — it has the wrong date on it! The portrait — by Panoramic Visions Photography — touts “The Ceremony of President Donald J. Trump” going down on January 21st,…
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Vladimir Putin Shades Trump "Dossier," Brags About Russian Hookers
Vladimir Putin scoffed at the now discredited dossier suggesting Donald Trump engaged in funny business in Russia … but it didn’t stop him from bragging about his country’s prostitutes. Putin held a news conference in the Kremlin, throwing shade…
Monday, August 15, 2016
Ryan Edwards: Maci Bookout"s Ex Kills Cats, Brags About It
Ryan Edwards kills felines, and he’s not sorry about it.
Maci Bookout’s ex and baby daddy starting bragging about killing cats on social media, which upset a lot of people.
Why does the Tennessee native do it?
According to Radar Online, Edwards explained to everyone who doesn’t understand that these evil cats are vandals! And car scratchers! And all-around unpleasant animals that pee on everything. They are the worst!
Edwards, always so eloquent with words, posted this message to all them haters:
“When they start living under you [sic] house and having 100 babies that scratch your car and boat and piss on everything and get into your garbage let me know,” he wrote.
“Lol and you can go to jail for vandalizing people’s property and trespassing so I guess I’ll call the cops next time lol. Like you ppl are stupid.
“I’m sure ya’ll will come fix my boat and car after they scratch the s**t out of it… wait no you won’t so SHUT THE F**K UP!”
We’re guessing Animal Control was too busy to come over and help with the problem.
Y’all need to google what ppl do to cats in different countries if you worried about me, ” he continued.
Not one to let a few goody two-shoes harsh his vibes, Edwards updated everyone on his latest kill.
“I got a full size brown one tonight,” he wrote I think I got all the little ones so just the devil black cat is left.”
Eager to rile up those opposed to his killing of cats, Edwards shared a photo of his rifle at the dinner table with the caption, “LOL.”
“Fucking savage,” one person wrote.
“This is so sad for these poor cats,” another wrote.
And in a move that makes us think he might be a sociopath, Edwards wrote this response:
“You ppl make me laugh this is such great entertainment.
Just double-checking on this, but Bookout has full custody of Bentley, right?
Speaking of terrible Teen Mom exes:
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Kim Kardashian Brags Over Waist, Asks: Don"t I Look Photoshopped?
Kim Kardahian is just trolling us at this point.
There’s no other explanation.
For months, Kardashian has been desperate to lose all the weight she gained during her second pregnancy.
She’s been talking about it non-stop, she’s been saying how difficult this task is, she’s been setting a horrendous example for new mothers around the world by focusing so very much on her figure.
And this has taken place while other famous new mothers have send inspiring messages that contrast with that of Kardashian.
Anne Hathaway, for example, penned an Instagram post this week that reads as follows:
“There is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy (or ever). There is no shame if it takes longer than you think it will to lose the weight (if you want to lose it at all).”
She added: “Bodies change. Bodies grow. Bodies shrink. It’s all love (don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.)”
After that, Blake Lively appeared on an Australian morning program and was given a compliment over her bikini-ready body.
But she used this opportunity to make plea similar to the one made by Hathaway.
“You don’t need to be Victoria’s Secret ready right away because you just did the most incredible miracle that life has to offer,” Lively said of the pressure on women to shed pounds after giving birth.
Practically speaking directly to Kardashian, she concluded:
“You gave birth to a human being! So I would really like to see that celebrated [instead of the subsequent weight loss.”
Damn right, Anne and Blake!
Let’s compare this to what Kardashian has had to say on the matter, shall we?
In a series of Snapchat videos on Wednesday, Kim stood inside a department store and bragged over her miniscule figure.
In the most obnoxious way she possibly could.
“You guys, doesn’t my waist look Photoshopped?” she asked while wearing a fitted little black dress and admiring herself in a mirror.
“It’s so crazy! It’s getting small!”
How can anyone watch this video and not want to slack the living heck out of Kardashian?
This is the same person who actually told fans to pray for her weight loss in April.
“It’s a challenge,” she said at the time. “We just got back from our family vacation and every day, we were up early working out.”
Yes, Kim was complaining about the “challenge” of getting up early to hit the gym during a vacation to a five-star resort in Vail, Colorado.
Kim wrote the following as a caption to this rage-inducing footage:
#kim #kimkardashian #kimkardashianwest #kimksnapchat #kimksnapchats #kimkardashiansnapchat #kkw #girls #beauty #london #paris #milan #newyork #la #miami #atlanta #snapchat #kimye #glam #beauty #makeup #kuwtk #fashion #style #ootd #yeezy
Kardashian also shared a Snapchat photo on Wednesday of her weight on the scale (124.6 pounds), revealing that she’s just four pounds from her goal weight.
We have no idea why anyone would care about this.
Nor we are telling Kim not to lose weight if she wants to. We’re just telling her to shut the eff up about it.
On August 8, she wrote a blog entry that talked about her goals about giving birth on December 5:
“I was motivated, but it was tough!.
“It isn’t easy to just bounce back. I was so jealous of women who had these cute little baby bellies and would gain 25 pounds — and then, a few weeks after giving birth, somehow look exactly like they did before they were pregnant …
“That’s not me.”
Hey, Kim: You should instead be jealous of Hathaway and Lively, two women who had a baby and now have enough perspective to not care so much about getting back to any kind of old weight.
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Kim Zolciak Brags About Butt Injections: Check Out My Smooth Tush!
Kim Zolciak has done a 180 on that whole “I never got plastic surgery thing.”
For years, the reality star had claimed her body was completely natural, writing the hashtag “#BornWithIt” as part of her caption to many an endless array of selfies.
But then Zolciak opened up to E! News in May about a past boob job and tummy tuck.
“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she said at the time, explaining that the procedures didn’t “change my size” and adding:
“I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery. I’m just a little bit tighter looking.”
Yes, that’s sort of the point of most plastic surgery: to tighten one up and to battle the aging process.
Now, meanwhile, the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has taken her plastic surgery yet another step further.
On Monday, Zolciak shared an Instagram video of herself getting injections in her rear end in order to eliminate cellulite.
The physician responsible for Zolciak’s new, dimple-free derriere is Simon Ourian, who has done similar work for Kim Kardashian and her famous siblings.
“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1,” Zolciak wrote as a caption to the footage.
“I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently!!’
“I’m soooo excited!!! I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years.
“#AlwaysHadThisOneDimple #SinceICanRemember #ItsGone #Finally FOLLOW HIM TO GET MORE DETAILS @simonourianmd1.”
There’s a good chance Zolciak was either paid to reference Ourian in this manner; or, at the very least, that she got the implants for free as a result of doing so.
Ourian is also the man who helped give Kylie Jenner her famous (infamous?) pout.
In November of last year, the mother of of six made headlines after she took her 19-year-old daughter, Brielle, to get lip fillers from Dr. Ourian.
“She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak-Biermann told Us Weekly about it in a May interview.
“She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, then go fix them! You only go around this planet once. If it makes her happy, so be it.”
That’s a somewhat fair argument.
One could also argue that it is a mother’s job to be a role model and to explain to one’s child how one ought to be happy with what God gave her.
You can try to instill self-confidence in your kid… or you can pay for a doctor to fix whatever body part they don’t like.
Kim Zolciak Brags About Butt Injections: Check Out My Smooth Tush!
Kim Zolciak has done a 180 on that whole “I never got plastic surgery thing.”
For years, the reality star had claimed her body was completely natural, writing the hashtag “#BornWithIt” as part of her caption to many an endless array of selfies.
But then Zolciak opened up to E! News in May about a past boob job and tummy tuck.
“I had a boob job and I’ve had a hernia fixed,” she said at the time, explaining that the procedures didn’t “change my size” and adding:
“I’m the same size I was the day I walked into surgery. I’m just a little bit tighter looking.”
Yes, that’s sort of the point of most plastic surgery: to tighten one up and to battle the aging process.
Now, meanwhile, the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member has taken her plastic surgery yet another step further.
On Monday, Zolciak shared an Instagram video of herself getting injections in her rear end in order to eliminate cellulite.
The physician responsible for Zolciak’s new, dimple-free derriere is Simon Ourian, who has done similar work for Kim Kardashian and her famous siblings.
“I’m so excited to share with you something I just learned from the incredible @simonourianmd1,” Zolciak wrote as a caption to the footage.
“I went to see what he could do about these couple of dimples (really cellulite) on my butt cheeks and he got rid of them permanently!!’
“I’m soooo excited!!! I personally like to look and feel my best soooo thank you @simonourianmd1 for giving me my smooth tush back haven’t see that in a few years.
“#AlwaysHadThisOneDimple #SinceICanRemember #ItsGone #Finally FOLLOW HIM TO GET MORE DETAILS @simonourianmd1.”
There’s a good chance Zolciak was either paid to reference Ourian in this manner; or, at the very least, that she got the implants for free as a result of doing so.
Ourian is also the man who helped give Kylie Jenner her famous (infamous?) pout.
In November of last year, the mother of of six made headlines after she took her 19-year-old daughter, Brielle, to get lip fillers from Dr. Ourian.
“She bothered me for five years about her lips,” Zolciak-Biermann told Us Weekly about it in a May interview.
“She was like, ‘I hate my lips, I hate my lips.’ So I’m like, then go fix them! You only go around this planet once. If it makes her happy, so be it.”
That’s a somewhat fair argument.
One could also argue that it is a mother’s job to be a role model and to explain to one’s child how one ought to be happy with what God gave her.
You can try to instill self-confidence in your kid… or you can pay for a doctor to fix whatever body part they don’t like.
Thursday, June 23, 2016
Jonathan Cheban Brags About Kim Kardashian, Sounds Like a Tool
The Daily Mail seems to find this guy interesting.
The rest of us find him irritating and self-important.
Jonathan Cheban, the self-proclaimed “best friend” of Kim Kardashian, was invited to speak on a panel at Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity, which features people working in the fields of advertising, creative communications and the like.
Since his 4 minute appearance on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, Cheban has found a tiny bit of fame across the pond, though he once told co-star Gemma Collins that he didn’t need CBB for his career.
“It’s not that, I’m huge here,” Cheban told her.
“We’re [Keeping Up With The Kardashians] on in 180 countries!”
Fast-forward to June 22nd, and Collins has been reunited with Cheban. The two friends were part of a panel that included social media dude The Fat Jewish (who happened to be wearing shorts with photos of Kim Kardashian’s cry face).
“Does she cry a lot?” fellow panelist Katie Hopkins asked Cheban of his bestie.
“No, no,” he insisted.
“But she has the best crying face. I think she was in tears there [while filming in Bora Bora] because she had lost an earring.”
It’s true. Kardashian’s ex-husband, Kris Humphries threw her into the water, and this happened:
When asked how he keeps his friendship with Kardashian so strong, Cheban explained that theirs is a “very competitive industry.
“We all started at the same place eight or nine years ago and people are envious of us. They want to break up our friendship.”
Sage words, Cheebs.
“‘How do you do it?” Hopkins asked.
“I don’t know,” he answered. “I think God just blessed me.”
At dinner later, Cheban was seated next to Martha Stewart, who had no idea who he was or why he was famous.
“do you know this guy?? He says he is well known,” Stewart tweeted.
“Better photo of Jonathan who is very famous bff of the Kardashians. Who knew!” she wrote a minute later.
Meanwhile, Bragasaurus Rex bitched about losing his suitcase on social media.
“I was planning to wear my new Yeezys that no-one else in the world has except me but they are in the suitcase,” he said.
“Thank God I have all of my jewellery and my bling. I always have these in my hand luggage, I’m not putting these babies in my suitcase.
“This is always with me, all the Cartier stuff.”
In the words of Kourtney Kardashian: Jonathan, there are people dying.
Jonathan Cheban Brags About Kim Kardashian, Sounds Like a Tool
The Daily Mail seems to find this guy interesting.
The rest of us find him irritating and self-important.
Jonathan Cheban, the self-proclaimed “best friend” of Kim Kardashian, was invited to speak on a panel at Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity, which features people working in the fields of advertising, creative communications and the like.
Since his 4 minute appearance on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother, Cheban has found a tiny bit of fame across the pond, though he once told co-star Gemma Collins that he didn’t need CBB for his career.
“It’s not that, I’m huge here,” Cheban told her.
“We’re [Keeping Up With The Kardashians] on in 180 countries!”
Fast-forward to June 22nd, and Collins has been reunited with Cheban. The two friends were part of a panel that included social media dude The Fat Jewish (who happened to be wearing shorts with photos of Kim Kardashian’s cry face).
“Does she cry a lot?” fellow panelist Katie Hopkins asked Cheban of his bestie.
“No, no,” he insisted.
“But she has the best crying face. I think she was in tears there [while filming in Bora Bora] because she had lost an earring.”
It’s true. Kardashian’s ex-husband, Kris Humphries threw her into the water, and this happened:
When asked how he keeps his friendship with Kardashian so strong, Cheban explained that theirs is a “very competitive industry.
“We all started at the same place eight or nine years ago and people are envious of us. They want to break up our friendship.”
Sage words, Cheebs.
“‘How do you do it?” Hopkins asked.
“I don’t know,” he answered. “I think God just blessed me.”
At dinner later, Cheban was seated next to Martha Stewart, who had no idea who he was or why he was famous.
“do you know this guy?? He says he is well known,” Stewart tweeted.
“Better photo of Jonathan who is very famous bff of the Kardashians. Who knew!” she wrote a minute later.
Meanwhile, Bragasaurus Rex bitched about losing his suitcase on social media.
“I was planning to wear my new Yeezys that no-one else in the world has except me but they are in the suitcase,” he said.
“Thank God I have all of my jewellery and my bling. I always have these in my hand luggage, I’m not putting these babies in my suitcase.
“This is always with me, all the Cartier stuff.”
In the words of Kourtney Kardashian: Jonathan, there are people dying.
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Vicki Gunvalson Brags About Boyfriend Steve Lodge ALL Over Instagram
Woohoo for love!
There are so many references we can make to Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank, amiright?
What was once empty (Don), then full again (Brooks Ayers) was left empty again for a time. Until now.
I don’t know if it’s because she’s a pseudo celebrity or because she thinks it’s important to let the world know that she has found love again, but Gunvalson has been gushing about her new boyfriend via Instagram for awhile now.
Us Weekly did a little digging and found out that Gunvalson’s new bae is a retired police officer, but is gainfully employed as a consultant at an Anaheim, CA public affairs firm.
Lodge was a homicide detective before retiring from the force, and a served as a paratrooper in the military. Gunvalson’s son-in-law, Ryan currently serves in the United States Army, so she may be dating someone that he doesn’t totally hate.
Gunvalson uses the hashtags “#politician” and “#retiredlawenforcement” because, according to Huffington Post, Lodge ran for Anaheim City Council in 2012.
“After meeting this amazing man 1 month ago today, he surprised me with my 2nd set of roses in a week Date night #10 ….I think. #fun, #happy, #lovescountry, #politician, #retiredlawenforcement, #helikesme.”
The aftermath of Gunvalson’s tumultuous relationship with Brooks Ayers is featured in the new trailer for season 11 (premiering June 20th at 9pm).
In one scene from the trailer, Gunvalson is filmed leaving a heartfelt message for Ayers, who hijacked last season with his faux cancer storyline.
“Brooks, this is Vicki. I believe you, and I love you,” the insurance company owner said into the phone.
When that scene was filmed is anyone’s guess, but Gunvalson and Ayers have been over for awhile now.
“I’m guilty of loving him and believing him. Who hasn’t believed someone that you loved?”” Gunvalson asked during last season’s reunion.