Thursday, August 11, 2016

Kim Kardashian Brags Over Waist, Asks: Don"t I Look Photoshopped?

Kim Kardahian is just trolling us at this point.


There’s no other explanation.



For months, Kardashian has been desperate to lose all the weight she gained during her second pregnancy.


She’s been talking about it non-stop, she’s been saying how difficult this task is, she’s been setting a horrendous example for new mothers around the world by focusing so very much on her figure.


And this has taken place while other famous new mothers have send inspiring messages that contrast with that of Kardashian.


Anne Hathaway, for example, penned an Instagram post this week that reads as follows:


“There is no shame in gaining weight during pregnancy (or ever). There is no shame if it takes longer than you think it will to lose the weight (if you want to lose it at all).”


She added: “Bodies change. Bodies grow. Bodies shrink. It’s all love (don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.)”


After that, Blake Lively appeared on an Australian morning program and was given a compliment over her bikini-ready body.


But she used this opportunity to make plea similar to the one made by Hathaway.


“You don’t need to be Victoria’s Secret ready right away because you just did the most incredible miracle that life has to offer,” Lively said of the pressure on women to shed pounds after giving birth.


Practically speaking directly to Kardashian, she concluded:


“You gave birth to a human being! So I would really like to see that celebrated [instead of the subsequent weight loss.”


Damn right, Anne and Blake!


Let’s compare this to what Kardashian has had to say on the matter, shall we? 



In a series of Snapchat videos on Wednesday, Kim stood inside a department store and bragged over her miniscule figure.


In the most obnoxious way she possibly could.


“You guys, doesn’t my waist look Photoshopped?” she asked while wearing a fitted little black dress and admiring herself in a mirror.


“It’s so crazy! It’s getting small!”


How can anyone watch this video and not want to slack the living heck out of Kardashian?






This is the same person who actually told fans to pray for her weight loss in April.


“It’s a challenge,” she said at the time. “We just got back from our family vacation and every day, we were up early working out.”


Yes, Kim was complaining about the “challenge” of getting up early to hit the gym during a vacation to a five-star resort in Vail, Colorado.


Kim wrote the following as a caption to this rage-inducing footage:


#kim #kimkardashian #kimkardashianwest #kimksnapchat #kimksnapchats #kimkardashiansnapchat #kkw #girls #beauty #london #paris #milan #newyork #la #miami #atlanta #snapchat #kimye #glam #beauty #makeup #kuwtk #fashion #style #ootd #yeezy


Kardashian also shared a Snapchat photo on Wednesday of her weight on the scale (124.6 pounds), revealing that she’s just four pounds from her goal weight.


We have no idea why anyone would care about this.


Nor we are telling Kim not to lose weight if she wants to. We’re just telling her to shut the eff up about it.



On August 8, she wrote a blog entry that talked about her goals about giving birth on December 5:


“I was motivated, but it was tough!.


“It isn’t easy to just bounce back. I was so jealous of women who had these cute little baby bellies and would gain 25 pounds — and then, a few weeks after giving birth, somehow look exactly like they did before they were pregnant …


“That’s not me.”


Hey, Kim: You should instead be jealous of Hathaway and Lively, two women who had a baby and now have enough perspective to not care so much about getting back to any kind of old weight.