Ever seen a bicycle kick in zero gravity? Well, you have now … A couple of Russian cosmonauts somehow got an official 2018 World Cup soccer ball on board the International Space Station … and what ensued is pretty amazing! Check out…
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Showing posts with label Russian. Show all posts
Friday, June 1, 2018
Monday, May 21, 2018
Hillary Clinton Jabs President Trump with Russian Hat at Yale Graduation
Hillary Clinton’s sticking it to President Trump and this time she’s got props. Take that, Carrot Top! Hillary spoke at Yale’s Class Day over the weekend and, as is tradition, all the students were rocking goofy hats … and she joined in by…
Hillary Clinton Jabs President Trump with Russian Hat at Yale Graduation
Hillary Clinton’s sticking it to President Trump and this time she’s got props. Take that, Carrot Top! Hillary spoke at Yale’s Class Day over the weekend and, as is tradition, all the students were rocking goofy hats … and she joined in by…
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Vladimir Putin Dominates Russian Hockey Game, 5 Goals!
More hockey domination from Russian President Vladimir Putin — who racked up a Ushanka trick during a “Legends of Hockey” game in Sochi on Thursday. 65-year-old Putin strapped up the skates and full hockey gear for the “Night Hockey League”…
Wednesday, January 10, 2018
Donald Trump"s Attorney Michael Cohen Sues Buzzfeed Over Russian "Dossier"
One of Donald Trump’s attorney’s claims the so-called “Dossier” that attempts to tie him and the Prez to Russian officials is total BS … so much so, he’s suing the news outlet that posted it. Michael Cohen is suing Buzzfeed over its Jan. 10, 2017…
Friday, September 22, 2017
Morgan Freeman Pisses Off All of Russia with Anti-Putin Video ... Says Russian News
Morgan Freeman’s pissed off all of Russia and is now public enemy #1 at the Kremlin … if you’re buying what Russia’s state news is selling, anyway. Freeman is getting blasted by the media over there for starring in a Rob Reiner-produced video that…
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Congressman Adam Schiff Blames Obama and Trump For Russian Hacking
Congressman Adam Schiff blames former President Obama for not standing up to the Russians while they were hacking Hillary Clinton’s emails during the election, but he thinks Trump is a shameless hypocrite for taking swipes at the former Prez when…
Monday, April 17, 2017
Sergey Kovalev Says Vladimir Putin Is Best Russian President Ever (VIDEO)
Russian boxing star Sergey “The Krusher” Kovalev loves him some Vladimir Putin and he’s not ashamed of it … telling TMZ Sports he thinks Putin is the greatest Russian prez EVER. We got Kovalev out in L.A. and asked him his thoughts on Putin ……
Monday, March 20, 2017
James Comey Confirms FBI Looking Into Russian Ties to Trump Campaign (VIDEO)
FBI Director James Comey says extreme situations call for extreme measures … which is why he’s actually revealing there IS an open investigation into Russia and the presidential election. Comey testified on Capitol Hill Monday morning the bureau…
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Vladimir Putin Shades Trump "Dossier," Brags About Russian Hookers
Vladimir Putin scoffed at the now discredited dossier suggesting Donald Trump engaged in funny business in Russia … but it didn’t stop him from bragging about his country’s prostitutes. Putin held a news conference in the Kremlin, throwing shade…
Monday, January 16, 2017
Mariah Carey & Elton John Rake In $4.2 Million at Russian Wedding (VIDEO)
Mariah Carey and Elton John got hired for a wedding gig over the weekend … and it wasn’t cheap. The singers raked in $ 4.2 million after a Russian billionaire, Valery Kogan, footed the bill for his granddaughter’s wedding over the…
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Donald Trump Suspects U.S. Intelligence Agencies for Russian Hack "Report" (VIDEO)
Donald Trump is pointing a suspicious finger at America’s intelligence agencies for possibly leaking that “fake” Russian dossier. The Prez-elect started his NY news conference by addressing the report, which he and several news outlets have…
Donald Trump Suspects U.S. Intelligence Agencies for Russian Hack "Report" (VIDEO)
Donald Trump is pointing a suspicious finger at America’s intelligence agencies for possibly leaking that “fake” Russian dossier. The Prez-elect started his NY news conference by addressing the report, which he and several news outlets have…
Donald Trump Toe-to-Toe Shouting Match Over Russian "Hack" (VIDEO)
President-elect Donald Trump just went ballistic on a reporter from the website responsible for the alleged Russian hack report on him. Trump’s news conference got super heated when a BuzzFeed reporter tried to get his attention to ask a question.…
Thursday, December 22, 2016
Donald Trump Russian Orgy Video: Actually in Existence?!
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
Are these two just a couple of besties with some wacky plans to take over the world, a la Pinky and the Brain, or is there something more sinister going on, a la a gritty Pinky and the Brain reboot directed by Werner Herzog?
Their relationship has remained shrouded by a mist of international intrigue and off-brand spray tan, but fortunately, freedom-loving Americans have a man on the inside who seems to have all the answers:
Yes, Tom Arnold.
The actor and comedian who was previously best known for marrying Roseanne, starring on Roseanne’s show, and divorcing Roseanne has become an unexpected fount of information regarding Trump’s almost-admirably sketchy past.
Like, if Trump were the bad guy in a musical about American history, we’d probably belt out his theme song, but it sucks that he’s actually about to be president while we’re alive, ya know?
Anyway, Trump and Arnold are connected in the same way that Trump is connected to so many C-list-and-lower celebs.
Arnold competed on the Celebrity Apprentice, during which time he witnessed Trump engaging in some behavior that makes the 2016 election look like a sane man running for office.
Arnold has already claimed to be in possession of a tape in which Trump goes off on a racist rant, which he didn’t release prior to the election because … he was busy doing Tom Arnold stuff.
Now, the situation is getting really weird.
Yes, weirder than an American presidency being undermined by Tom freakin’ Arnold.
It seems the actor was pissed when he found out that Trump planned to sue him for speaking publicly about the racist rant tapes:
“Wife told me there’s house line VM from Trump Camp about defamation suit so it’s on! Open Apprentice vaults 4 discovery! Miss Universe too!!” he tweeted.
So how is planning to get back at the Donald?
Well, by pouring a little gasoline on the raging tire fire that is 2016 and getting Russia involved, of course:
That’s Arnold defending his decision not to release the tapes and … hinting at Trump’s involvement in a Russian orgy.
Yes, this is the world we live in now.
Believe it or not, rumors about Trump gettin’ down in a real-life Eyes Wide Shut-style group sex situation have been circulating online for years.
Arnold claims to have footage of the world’s most nauseating porn, and it seems he’s already in talks to release it:
It would explain why Trump is so beholden to Putin, but the more likely explanation is that he owes Russia an absurd amount of cash.
In somewhat related news, Russia has reportedly tested a weapon capable of downing U.S. satellites.
So make sure to enjoy what will likely be your last Christmas that’s not celebrated under the giant Big Brother-style portraits of Putin that will soon be mandatory in every home.
Dasvidaniya, America!
Monday, December 19, 2016
Russian Ambassador to Turkey Killed in Possible Terrorist Attack
Frightening news out of Turkey today, as Andrey Karlov, Russia’s ambassador to Turkey, was assassinated in what appears to be an attack motivated by Russia’s military presence in Syria.
A photo taken moments after the attack began circulating on social media this afternoon.
The image a wounded Karlov lying on the floor, while his unidentified assailant addresses onlookers:
“Allahu akbar (God is great),” the man reportedly shouted.
Witnesses say he proceeded to rave about the motivations behind his attack, chanting:
“Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria! Do not forget Aleppo! Do not forget Syria!”
Insiders report that Karlov died shortly after the attack.
The shooter, who opened fire at an event to celebrate the unveiling of an art exhibit, wounded at least three other people.
He was later killed by police.
The shooting comes on the heels of the Assad regimes victory over rebel forces in Aleppo.
The fate of the residents of Syria’s second-most populous city remains unclear, but Secretary of State John Kerry has described the situation in Aleppo as the worst humanitarian crisis since World War II.
While the shooter made his anger over the fall of Aleppo clear, he was likely motivated by a number of factors involving the complex relationship between the Turkish and Russian governments.
Relations between Turkey and Russia were badly damaged in November of 2015, when Turkish forces shot a Russian warplane out of the sky near the Syrian border.
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan offered an olive branch to Vladimir Putin by writing an open letter of apoloigy to the family of the pilot of the downed plane.
As a result, when Erdogan quelled a military coup in July, Putin was among the first world leaders to call and offer support.
Putin’s partnership with the murderous Assad regime has long been a source of international scandal, and based on his comments, it seems that the shooter was outraged over Erdogan’s renewed relationship with Putin and tertiary connection to the massacres in Aleppo.
We’ll have further updates on this story as more information becomes available.
Monday, February 29, 2016
Lindsay Lohan: Dating Random Russian Real Estate Agent?
The 2016 Academy Awards were held in Hollywood last night, and in keeping with one of the the film industry’s proudest traditions, Lindsay Lohan was not invited.
Lindsay still hopes to win an Oscar someday (ed. note: LOLOLOLOLOL), but in the meantime, she’s apparently found contentment with a 22-year-old Russian real estate agent named Igor Tarabasov.
According to Radar Online, Linds met Igor (who we’re assuming is a recent winner of the prestigious World’s Most Russian Name prize) back in October, and the the couple has been “inseparable” ever since.
“Lindsay has obviously had some issues in the past, and probably been attracted to the wrong sort of guys, but this is different,” says one insider.
“He’s a bit younger than she is, but he’s a very smart businessman. He’s much more mature than his age suggests, and he’s a good influence.”
Given Lindsay’s proclivity for banging famous guys, it might seem odd that she would give a Russian real estate agent the time of day, much less date him.
Fortunately, the source has an explanation for that:
“He is a perfect boyfriend and – as he is quite wealthy – pays for quite a lot of stuff like meals out and trips away. He has been traveling the world with her, and posting loads of pictures of their trips online.”
Sounds like Lindsay’s ideal arrangement.
Of course, back in January, Lohan claimed to be a victim of domestic violence, then quickly deleted the allegation from her Instagram page.
If what the source says is true, she would have been dating Igor at the time.
Not cool, comrade.
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