Friday, August 5, 2016

Justin Bieber: Liam Payne & Cheryl Cole Are Gonna Get MARRIED!

Justin Bieber may be a long way from settling down in his own love life, but it certainly seems that he’s looking forward to seeing some of his popstar buddies take the plunge.



As you may know One Direction’s Liam Payne is dating Cheryl Cole, the singer who may or may not have left her husband her for Liam.


Whatever the case Cheryl married Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini in 2014, and they’re not even legally divorced yet.


She’s had two marriages bite the dust in just five years, and she’s reached the point where she’s changed her last name so many times that she’s now attempting to do the mega-star mononym thing and just go by “Cheryl.”


(Maybe she’s a big enough deal to pull that off in the UK, but not on this side of the pond!)


Anyway, you’d think Just Cheryl would be in no big hurry to walk down the aisle again, but apparently you would be wrong.



In a recent interview, Bieber was asked about Liam and Cheryl’s relationship, and apparently the couple has Justin’s seal of approval.


In fact, not only do they have the all-important Bieber Blessing, Liam and Cheryl are apparently getting very serious very quickly:


“She looks the happiest I have ever seen her,” Justin said when asked about Cheryl.


“She is beautiful inside and out, so she deserves all the happiness in the world. Liam is a great guy, all the One Direction guys are.”


Then he dropped the bombshell that has One Direction fans the world over shrieking in either glee or horror (It’s tough to tell sometimes.):


“They just better make sure I am invited to the wedding.”


Obviously, Justin could’ve been joking around (That’s the sort of comment people make about couples who are getting serious.), but – and this make shock you – One Direction fans aren’t known for being the most stoic, unemotional lot.


Let the wedding freakout commence!

Justin Bieber Nude Pics Elicit Yawn from Internet


First, Orlando Bloom got naked on a paddleboard.


Now Justin Bieber has gotten naked in Hawaii, as The New York Daily News has published photos of Bieber in his birthday suit.


How scandalous?!?


Eh, we guess.


It"s not as though we haven"t seen Justin Bieber naked while on vacation before. The fascination has sort of worn off at this point.


We"re more interested in Sahara Ray, the model with whom Bieber was hanging out while Bieber was… well… HANGING OUT.


And we"re not alone. Consider the reaction of Internet users to once again seeing Bieber in the buff.




1. The Election Can Wait


The election can wait

And it’s not as though Bill has any right to say anything!



2. Sausage Party Time!


Sausage party time

And we’re all invited.



3. A Double Standard at Work?


A double standard at work

A handsome double standard, but still.



4. Public Hair in PUBLIC!


Public hair in public

Praise the Lord!



5. We Sense Sarcasm


We sense sarcasm

A whole lot of sarcasm.



6. No, You Are Not!


No you are not

Just wear a bathing suit. It really doesn’t have much material anyway.


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Charlie Sheen Shares Nude Portrait of Donald Trump

Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump are like the opposite of peanut butter and chocolate.


No one wants to see these two come together in any way, shape or form.




But Sheen gave the Internet little choice on Friday, jumping on Twitter to share a message about the Republican nominee for President, along with a rather lewd photograph.


“wake up America! the rest of the world did so, long ago…”  Sheen wrote to his 11.6 million followers, seemingly making it clear that he’ll be voting for Hillary Clinton in November.


Which is fine on its own.


It’s the most sane decision Sheen has probably made in years.


But Sheen included with this simple Tweet a portrait of Donald Trump naked, small penis and all, that was drawn awhile back by artist Illma Gore.


We’ve cropped out the penis, but here’s a look at the portrait in question:



Back in May, Gore wrote the following about this piece of “art” in a discussion with The Guardian:


“For two months I have been under attack by Donald Trump and his supporters for painting the presumptive Republican nominee with a small penis.


“I’ve received death threats, rape threats and anonymous phone calls demanding I remove the image from my social media accounts or risk going to court.


“And last week, as I was walking in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, a Trump supporter punched me in the face.”


We all know how Trump feels about the size of his hands, so… yeah. We bet he’s very sensitive when it comes to his private parts.



Trump is losing considerable ground to Clinton in the polls these days.


Multiple national polls have him down by double digits, following a week in which Trump insulted the parents of a dead soldier… refused to endorse Paul Ryan or John McCain… and kicked a baby out of a press conference.


Really. He did this:



He also accepted a Purple Heart from a veteran, stating that it was “easier” to just be handed the medal than to earn it in combat.


Again: really. He did this.



Whether it was due to these shenanigans or any other number of ridiculous things he’s done or said, Trump has somehow managed to lose the support of the one person crazier than he is.


A year ago, remember, Sheen Tweeted the following:


“If Trump would hv me, I’d be his VP in a heartbeat. #TrumpSheen16.”


Honestly (and sadly), Sheen would likely earn Trump more votes than Mike Pence will as his running mate.


Fast forward to this August and Sheen recently Tweeted the opposite:


“Hey Trump, ‘A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home Abe Lincoln.’ America please WAKE UP! #AnyoneButTrump.”


We’re not sure what it is about Trump that brings out the referencing of certain areas, but Clint Eastwood recently dropped the P word when talking about the real estate mogul.


Sigh.


Is it Election Day yet?!?


Charlie Sheen Shares Nude Portrait of Donald Trump

Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump are like the opposite of peanut butter and chocolate.


No one wants to see these two come together in any way, shape or form.




But Sheen gave the Internet little choice on Friday, jumping on Twitter to share a message about the Republican nominee for President, along with a rather lewd photograph.


“wake up America! the rest of the world did so, long ago…”  Sheen wrote to his 11.6 million followers, seemingly making it clear that he’ll be voting for Hillary Clinton in November.


Which is fine on its own.


It’s the most sane decision Sheen has probably made in years.


But Sheen included with this simple Tweet a portrait of Donald Trump naked, small penis and all, that was drawn awhile back by artist Illma Gore.


We’ve cropped out the penis, but here’s a look at the portrait in question:



Back in May, Gore wrote the following about this piece of “art” in a discussion with The Guardian:


“For two months I have been under attack by Donald Trump and his supporters for painting the presumptive Republican nominee with a small penis.


“I’ve received death threats, rape threats and anonymous phone calls demanding I remove the image from my social media accounts or risk going to court.


“And last week, as I was walking in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, a Trump supporter punched me in the face.”


We all know how Trump feels about the size of his hands, so… yeah. We bet he’s very sensitive when it comes to his private parts.



Trump is losing considerable ground to Clinton in the polls these days.


Multiple national polls have him down by double digits, following a week in which Trump insulted the parents of a dead soldier… refused to endorse Paul Ryan or John McCain… and kicked a baby out of a press conference.


Really. He did this:



He also accepted a Purple Heart from a veteran, stating that it was “easier” to just be handed the medal than to earn it in combat.


Again: really. He did this.



Whether it was due to these shenanigans or any other number of ridiculous things he’s done or said, Trump has somehow managed to lose the support of the one person crazier than he is.


A year ago, remember, Sheen Tweeted the following:


“If Trump would hv me, I’d be his VP in a heartbeat. #TrumpSheen16.”


Honestly (and sadly), Sheen would likely earn Trump more votes than Mike Pence will as his running mate.


Fast forward to this August and Sheen recently Tweeted the opposite:


“Hey Trump, ‘A farce or comedy is best played; a tragedy is best read at home Abe Lincoln.’ America please WAKE UP! #AnyoneButTrump.”


We’re not sure what it is about Trump that brings out the referencing of certain areas, but Clint Eastwood recently dropped the P word when talking about the real estate mogul.


Sigh.


Is it Election Day yet?!?