R. Kelly is Dating a 19-Year Old Because Of Course He Is

Hallie Calhoun, urine trouble, girl…

According to various outlets, this 19-year old is dating R. Kelly.

The relationship would be newsworthy regardless of the singer’s past, considering his age alone: R. Kelly is 49 years old.

But it’s impossible NOT to consider R. Kelly’s past because… holy crap, is it one shady past!

And, holy crap, does it involve some seriously shady stuff with some seriously young women!

First, Vibe magazine reported back in the day (although it was never confirmed) that R. Kelly had illegally married the late singer Aaliyah in 1994 when she was 15 and he was 27.

But then, of course, there was that videotape in 2002.

You know the one, right? The one that depicted R. Kelly urinating on a 13-year old girl?

The singer was arrested for this alleged act and brought to trial on 14 felony sex charges.

However, he was found not guilty.

Police in Florida also tried to pursue other pornography charges against Kelly. But a judge tossed these attempts, saying the evidence was obtained illegally.

So R. Kelly was a free man.

But almost no one out there doesn’t believe the guy is one sick mothereffer.

Which brings us back to him dating a 19-year old.

After Kelly and Calhoun were spotted at an Atlanta nightclub and after the above photo surfaced on Instagram, Twitter users went off on the artist for basically being a disgusting dirtbag.

“R. Kelly’s albums are older than his girlfriend,” wrote one witty (and accurate!) user, while another added:

“R. Kelly is trending for exactly what you’d think.”

Given the R&B star’s history, another chimed in with the following:

“No one is shocked that R. Kelly’s girlfriend is 19 years old. No one.”

Not exactly the wittiest Tweet of all-time, but it still felt worth mentioning.

“R. Kelly is the Woody Allen of black people,” wrote another critic, while still another couldn’t resist writing:

“49 yr old R. Kelly is dating a 19 yr old. She’s about 5 years older than most girls he dates, so Kelly considers her a cougar.”

We don’t blame you if you aren’t laughing over these jokes.

Shaking one’s head in sadness and fear may be a more appropriate response, really.

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Ariel Winter Swimsuit Photo Just Made This Summer Even Hotter

And now, a public service announcement from Ariel Winter:

Summer is the best time of year. By a considerable margin.

The 18-year-old Modern Family star proved this and then some by donning a daring, one-piece yellow swimsuit on Sunday, celebrating life.

And National Sister’s Day at the spa with her older sister.

Winter and her sister slash one-time legal guardian Shanelle Gray enjoyed some rest and relaxation together – the best sibling bonding.

“Ready to #relax in the #spa #getaway #sister #trip,” she captioned the pic – maybe even better than the recent Ariel Winter topless effort.

A-Dubs also Instagrammed a photo of her and Shanelle in matching black outfits, showing off some leg in a pair of knee-high stilettos:

“Happy #nationalsisterday from me and my b;)” Winter wrote.

It’s Ariel’s world, and we’re just fortunate enough to love in it.

Anyone who says otherwise is officially out of their minds, as we saw when Winter slammed body shaming trolls on social media recently.

“I think there are so many bigger issues in the world that we should be focusing on than what we’re wearing,” the actress said.

“I’ve been body shamed for just about everything.”

“When I got tattoos” in particular, she added, “every single person on the face of the planet had something to say about it.  

Ariel Winter Bikini Video

“It can destroy a person, and I think it’s disgusting that’s what people spend time on,” she told ET, but she’s been battling back.

Winter has made great strides with her own body confidence, as evidenced rather obviously in some of her racier Instagram offerings.

“I’ve been through a rollercoaster with myself definitely, growing up in the public eye,” she said, reflecting on her self-image.

“But I think now as I’ve gotten older… I’ve had so many people help me learn to accept myself and that’s been really amazing for me.”

And for us, Ariel. Also for us. Every day.

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Seth Rogen: Orlando Bloom"s Penis is BIGGER Than Justin Bieber"s!

As you"ve probably heard, nude photos of Orlando Bloom surfaced last week.

Judging from Bloom"s reaction, he wasn"t particularly bothered by having his dong out there for all the world to see, and why should he be?

The guy"s taking island vacations and pointing his peen at Katy Perry.

If that"s not living the life, we don"t know what is.

Anyway, the big question (no pun intended) whenever male nude pics leak is: what"s he packin" in the package department?

In Bloom"s case the answer is perfectly respectable wang.

Especially when you consider that he appeared to have been in the ocean just moments before the photo was taken.

Is it possible that we"ve spent too much time reflecting on the girth of Orlando"s peninsula?

Absolutely. But at least we"re not alone.

Seth Rogen stopped by Watch What Happens Live recently to promote (appropriately enough) his new film Sausage Party, and naturally, the discussion eventually turned to what"s in Orlando"s bloomers.

As it happens, nude photos of Justin Bieber also leaked last week, and since Orlando and Justin are long time rivals (You may recall the glorious occasion when Bloom took a swing at Bieber.) comparisons were inevitable.

Bloom already had Bieber beat in one department:

The actor"s pics went instantly viral, whereas no one really cared about the re-emergence of the Bieber Peen, as it was nothing we hadn"t seen before.

Now, Rogen says Bloom has Bieber beat in the size department, too.

Check out the clip below for his thoroughly scientific explanation.

McKayla Maroney: Forget the Olympics; Check Out These Gold Medal Curves!

Back in 2012, American gymnast McKayla Maroney became an overnight sensation.

Sure, she was part of the Olympic team that won gold at the London games, and she took home an individual silver medal in the vault, but it wasn’t her performance so much as her reaction to coming in second that made her a household name.

Four years later, “McKayla Maroney is not impressed” memes still pop up on occasion.

More importantly, however, McKayla is now 20, and her active Instagram presence has led fans to an important realization:

McKayla Maroney is super hot.

McKayla chose to sit out the Rio games, and these days she’s shifted her focus from gymnastics to something even closer to her heart.

No, not risque selfies (though she’s clearly fond of those as well).

We’re talking about music – which is apparently Ms. Maroney’s true passion these days.

She recently celebrated reaching one million followers with the above pantsless and the following caption: 

“Sending love to all one million of you Also, I haven’t talked about it much, (mainly cuz people wouldn’t take me seriously) but for the last year I’ve dedicated all my time to writing/making music, and I can finally officially say that I’ve got some cool stuff on the way for u guys!!”

She added: “Hope u like dancing!”

McKayla, at this point, we’re liking pretty much anything that involves you.

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