Thursday, August 11, 2016

Man Who Scaled Trump Tower with Suction Cups Sends Strange Message

We don’t want to judge anyone too harshly, but… well…


THIS is the sort of person who is apparently voting for Donald Trump.



On Wednesday evening, New York City was nearly brought to a standstill by some guy who used giant suction to try and scale the outside of Trump Tower.


We’re not kidding.


The climb started at approximately 3:30 p.m., with the then-unidentified individual being apprehended by police nearly three hours later.


He had made it about a third of the way up the 58-story building at the time.


For those wondering what it looks like when someone tries to make his way up a skyscraper via giant suction cups, here you go:



Police later said the man’s name was Steve and that he hailed from Virginia.


The 20-year old was taken from the scene on a stretcher and transported to Bellevue Hospital for psychological evaluation.


Charges against him have yet to be released


But… wait! It gets even weirder!


After Manhattan South Police Chief William Morris released Steve’s name (withholding his last name), the official said Steve climbed the building because he wanted to have a “personal meeting” with the Republican presidential nominee.


Steve told authorities he had no intentions of hurting the scandalous real estate mogul.


Morris then confirmed that Steve is the same man in the strange video posted to YouTube by user Leven Thumps. 


Dressed like Elliott from Mr. Robot, sends Trump a message in footage aptly titled “Message to Mr. Trump (Why I Climbed Your Tower).”



“Excuse my manner of appearance … I would rather not be recognizable,” he says in the above video.


“I am an independent researcher seeking a private audience with you to discuss an important matter. I guarantee that it is in your interest to honor this request … believe me, if my purpose was not significant, I would not risk my life pursuing it …


“The reason I climbed your tower was to get your attention … I’ll get my contact information to your campaign so that if you are interested you can respond. …


“As for anyone else who is watching please help this video go viral … and be sure to get out and vote for Mr. Trump in the 2016 election.”


Here’s the most frightening part:


Who wants to bet that Trump actually has Steve out on the stump with him soon?



Trump Organization executive vice president Michael Cohen told the New York Post in a statement:


“This man performed a ridiculous and dangerous stunt. There’s damage to the building and he caused the unnecessary deployment of New York’s finest to protect his safety and the safety of everyone in the building.


“If Mr. Trump were here he’d be thanking law enforcement for the job they’re doing.”


He’d also be possibly threatening the life of Hillary Clinton and bragging about his awesome, passionate, dedicated fans.


What the heck is going on in the world, people?!?


Wednesday, August 10, 2016

daily-celebrities: Kylie Jenner


daily-celebrities:


Kylie Jenner


Malia Obama Pot Controversy: Was She Smoking SOMETHING ELSE?!

As you may have heard, Malia Obama was caught smoking pot at the Lollapalooza music festival in Chicago last month.



The incident has made news, because apparently teenagers getting high at a concert is the kind of thing we should all worry about in the midst of the most bonkers election year in history.



As you can see, video evidence of the toke heard ’round the world has emerged, and it’s already racking up crazy views on YouTube.


The totes un-chill narc who blew Malia in is an 18-year-old fellow festival-goer with the George R.R. Martin-esque name of Jerrdin Selwyn.


Selwyn gave her full account of the incident to Radar Online, like she witnessed the freakin’ Kennedy assassination or something:


“I saw some young guy hand her a cigarette; she took at least one hit on it. She had it in her hand for about one minute then gave it back to him,” Selwyn told the site.


“She was literally only a few feet from me … and she was the only person who had any form of pipe or cigarette that I could see.”


“All during this time, the Secret Service was in the background, I’m not sure whether or not they saw her take a hit on a joint,” 


Selwyn further blew up Malia’s spot (You’re totally gonna be the RA’s bestie in college, Jerrdin.) by revealing that her toke buddy might have been a dude she’s dating on the sly.



“I saw the same guy sitting in a chair with Malia crouched down in front of him near the fencing area,” she revealed.


“I walked past them on my way out and I heard Malia ask him, “Do you want to go smoke?’


“I didn’t hear his response but he got up after a few seconds and they walked off together.”


Well, well, well. Someone get Trey Gowdy and Ken Starr on the phone, because we’ve got a scandal on our hands that could make Watergate look like Teapot Dome.


(Did we successfully convince you that we paid attention in history class? We didn’t think so.)


This whole molehill situation took an interesting twist today when folks who spent way too much time examining the footage claimed that it appeared that Malia is actually smoking plain, store-bought tobacco.


If it was a regular old Marlboro (“Harmless tobacco,” in the words of Mr. Burns), then Malia isn’t the first Obama to develop a taste for the cancer sticks.


Her father smoked for several years and countless photos of the Prez enjoying a cig (many of them photoshopped) surfaced during his early years in the White House.



They were often found on conservative websites that sought to tarnish Obama’s image, but somehow, they only made the coolest commander-in-chief since Franklin Pierce (Trust us, that was a down-ass dude.) look even cooler.


To clarify: smoking isn’t cool; Obama just looked cool while doing it.


So stick to weed, Malia!


It’s cool that you’re taking a gap year, but fill it with THC, not tumors!

Kylie Jenner Birthday Celebration: Ogle 69 Inappropriate Pics!


The one, the only Kylie Jenner is now 19 years old, officially.


Nineteen isn"t quite the milestone that eighteen was. She has been free to date Tyga and make a legal Kylie Jenner sex tape for 365 days.


She certainly made age 18 count, rising from up-and-coming star to super-celebrity status, dominating social media with every move.


And you. What did YOU do in the past year?


Probably not a whole lot in comparison to the teenage mogul, who racked up tens of millions. But you are free to ogle these hot pics.


Many of which were taken when she was under 18, or even under 17, so it"s still kind of creepy if you think about it, but, what can you do.


Legal is as legal does. And she clearly wanted fans to drool over her rapidly transforming body from the very beginning, so just go with it.


Sixty-nine times over.




1. Kylie Jenner: Birthday Boobs!


Kylie jenner birthday boobs

Tyga posted an incredibly racy photo of Kylie Jenner to celebrate her birthday. Yes, it’s racy even by Kylie’s standards.



2. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Close-Up


Kylie jenner cleavage close up

This is a close-up of Kylie Jenner’s cleavage. Keep in disturbing mind: the star is only 17 years old here.



3. Kylie Jenner with Blue Hair


Kylie jenner with blue hair

Kylie Jenner is on her phone in this Instagram photo. She’s also showing off blue hair and a lot of cleavage.



4. Kylie Jenner Body


Kylie jenner body

This is Kylie Jenner’s body these days. Not what your typical 17-year-old looks or dresses like, that’s for sure.



5. Kylie Jenner: Bikini and Fur Boots


Kylie jenner bikini and fur boots

Kylie Jenner recently posted a photo of herself in a bikini and fur boots. Not surprisingly, it quickly racked up hundreds of thousands of likes.



6. Kylie Jenner Tiger Toy Image


Kylie jenner tiger toy image

Kylie held a tiger toy up to her crotch during a recent photoshoot. We think it might be her subtle way of saying she’s banging Tyga.


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