Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Kris Jenner on Kim Kardashian Robbery: Don"t Be Ungrateful!

Kris Jenner’s ideas on the robbery of daughter Kim Kardashian are a little out there — even for a Jenner/Kardashian — but what else would you expect from the momager who allowed her daughter to be used as a urinal cake when she was just 23 years old?


Jenner shared a goopy, cliché Instagram post, which was pretty cringeworthy. 


Truth be told, we’re a little disgusted by her lack of sincerity — as well as by breaking her silence via an Instagram photo that she apparently dug out from a generic inspirational quotes account. 



Jenner said, “Every morning is a reminder of how blessed we are.”  


“Today I am grateful for my family, who I love more than words can explain,” she continued.


“Count your blessings, be grateful always, and cherish every moment you spend with your loved ones,” Jenner concluded. 


Yes, count blessings (and the rest of your money) to show that you’re totally thankful for stepping on the necks of others in order to even be considered a target for such a large-scale robbery.



As previously reported, Kanye West purportedly blamed Kris Jenner for the lack of security around the time that his reality-TV wife was robbed in Paris. 


Kanye was said to “flip out” on Jenner because she advised him that Kim would be safe, and that she’d be guarded like Fort Knox.


However, by many accounts, Kim was alone at the time of the robbery.  


That makes things extra disturbing that Kris would seem to entirely skirt any responsibility, and instead, take the singular route of concerned, Instagram-present mom.  



Kris isn’t the only one seemingly lying low after the middle Kardashian sister was held at gunpoint. ET Online previously reported that Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner cancelled upcoming book signings. 


The delay was said to be due to “safety reasons.”  


The only family member who has maintained a normal presence in the public eye has been Kylie — who hasn’t quit with the onslaught of barely-there clothing selfies (of course). 



We won’t hold our breath that the family will stop milking Kim’s horrifying ordeal anytime soon, but we’re hoping Kris Jenner uses her calculating brain a little bit more before she fires off anymore generic quips about being “thankful” for her family. 


And, of course, their safety — which is nothing to joke about. 



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Farrah Abraham Endorses Donald Trump: Grab Life By the P--sy, B-tches!

Well, it’s over.


After 18 months of non-stop barnstorming, mud-slinging and p-ssy-grabbing, the 2016 presidential campaign can finally pack it in and leave the rest of us to start the healing process.


Sure, Election Day is nearly a month away, but any pundit worth his salt will tell you it’s all over now that Farrah Abraham has announced her endorsement.



Yes, in news that’s sure to shock absolutely no one who’s acquainted with Farrah and her IQ, Ms. Abraham believes the human throbbing forehead vein himself, Donald Trump (aka Donnie Vadge Grabber), should be the next President of the United States.


Farrah made her announcement last night via every freakin’ social media platform, because apparently she shares her candidate’s fondness for late-night posts, and she’s under the mistaken impression that the world was desperately awaiting her political insights.


Interestingly, the footage of Trump boasting about acts of sexual assault that’s alienated so many others seems to have cemented the Teen Mom star’s position.


We don’t understand why, but in fairness, we’re guessing Farrah doesn’t either.



Perhaps it’s because, like Farrah, Trump is obsessed with sex tapes.


Or maybe she likes the idea of a fellow dumbass going from reality star to leader of the free world.


Whatever the case, Farrah took to Snapchat last night to announce her endorsement of Trump.


She then took to Twitter and Instagram to say the same damn thing, because she really believes her followers give a sh-t who she’s voting for.



Naturally, Farrah backed her position with a thorough outline of the ways in which she believes Trump’s tax plan and hard-line stances on immigration and trade partnerships will affect the US economy.


Just kidding, she encouraged her followers to “Grab life by the p–sy, b-tches!” and called the Clinton family rapists.


Yes, the entire Clinton family:


“STFU about Trump and see the rapist Clinton family,” Farrah captioned her snap.



We’d love to know what Farrah means when she tells us to “see” the Clinton family, but our Farrah-to-English interpreter is currently being talked off the ledge of a tall building.


On Twitter, Farrah wrote:


“After watching the #debate it’s clear @realDonaldTrump is going to be the best option @HillaryClinton I approve this message & tweet @3am”


Sounds like someone watched Bill Maher this weekend and said, “I can do the political funny!”


We like to imagine that when Farrah tweets that little Microsoft Word paper clip pops up and says, “Looks like you’re trying to … actually, I have no idea what in the actual f–k you’re trying to do.”



It seems that Farrah is breaking with her mom and on-again, off-again boyfriend Simon Saran in endorsing Trump.


Debra has been an outspoken critic of Trump’s, while Saran seems to be of the mind that both candidates are wrong for America.


When Teen Mom producer Morgan J. Freeman recently joked that he’d like Edward Snowden to steal the long-rumored Trump “n-word” tapes and expose them to the world, Saran bit the hand that feeds him, tweeting:


“That’s illegal! Kind of like the drugs the teen mom cast do on the show!”



Some high and mighty talk coming from a guy who dates Farrah freakin’ Abraham.


Before today, at least we could say, “Hey, it’s not like she supports Trump, or anything!”


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Ken Bone: Who Will He Vote For?!?

Ken Bone remained above the fray on Sunday night.


While insults flew back and forth between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton (see above video), this red-sweater wearing gentlemen from Missouri earned the love and affection of nearly every Presidential debate viewer.


Toward the end of a torturous 90 minutes, Bone stood up and asked a question about each candidate’s energy plan.



A 34-year operator at a coal plant, Bone was one of the undecided voters selected to put Trump and Clinton on the spot at the town hall debate broadcast live on Sunday evening.


And he did so by wearing an outfit the Internet cannot get over, while also posing a straightforward policy inquiry.


“What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?” he asked.


Along with his appearance, Bone was spotted taking photos of the debate setting with a disposable camera soon after the event ended.


He’s become America’s new viral hero.


But for whom will he actually vote on November 8? That’s the big question.



In a phone interview the day after he went viral, Bone said that he had been leaning toward Trump, but that Hillary Clinton “really impressed me with her composure and some of her answers last night.”


Clearly a very nice and innocent man, Bone added that he was “let down” by how personal and ugly the debate turned at points.


“There were a lot from both sides, but I feel like Mr. Trump did a lot more of the talking over and the personal attacks,” he told reporters. “I would have liked to see less of that and more on the issues.”


Bone concluded that he will decide, once and for all, who he wants to see as President after the third debate, which is scheduled for October 19.


(Yes, there will be a third debate. Please shoot us now.)


Also of note? The red sweater for which Bone has become known was actually NOT his first fashion choice that night.


He had been planning to go with an olive suit, but…


“Apparently I’ve gained about 30 pounds, and when I went to get in my car the morning of the debate, I split the seat of my pants all the way open. So the red sweater is Plan B and I’m glad it worked out.’


It sure did.



Bone is a former Domino’s Pizza manager who now works 12-hour shifts sitting in the control room of a coal-fired power plant.


As you can see in the video shared above, he also appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.


“Donald Trump may be more aligned with my economic interests,” the father of one told the comedian and his viewers, adding of why this decision is so difficult:


“But I would really hate for anyone’s rights to be taken back. We fought so hard to get marriage equality and rights expanded to more American.


“It’d be unconscionable for those to be taken away by a supreme court judge that Trump elects.”


It’s unclear how long Bone will remain in the spotlight.


But he does have a dream endorsement deal in mind in case his 15 Minutes get extended beyond these past few days.


“Do they still make mustache wax?” he asked Kimmel. “I would like my own line.”


Can some company please get on this?!?


Meanwhile… Bone may remain undecided, but are you?


Study the options below and sound off: Who do you want to be President of the United States?



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Farrah Abraham Replaces Jenelle Evans on Upcoming TV Show: Why?

Farrah Abraham is nothing more than an opportunist. 


Put her in any situation and she’ll find a way to sway everything in her favor. 


She can flawlessly make people think they’re in the wrong. 



It’s quite sad, but it makes for great television and that’s probably why WEtv have snapped her up to appear on an upcoming series. 


Family Boot camp offers counseling to warring families. If you watch Marriage Boot Camp, then you probably already know what it will be about. 


If you recall, Jenelle Evans was originally meant to appear on the series, but there were a lot of things that led to Farrah getting her foot in the door. 


Word is that there was some tension between the network and Jenelle because of the way things played out. 


Maybe Jenelle was too busy taking her kid to the beach during hurricanes.



Her mother, Barbara Evans backed out, so that kind of ruined the whole idea in Jenelle appearing in the first place. 


Instead, the network offered her to appear with David Eason in Marriage Boot camp: Reality Stars. 


That did not sit well with Jenelle, who declined the offer.


How the heck did she expect to appear on the original series if she didn’t have Barbara on board?



With that said, Farrah was approached and was probably doing cartwheels with excitement at taking Jenelle’s place. 


We all know what Farrah is like. She revels in annoying her peers. 


That’s sort of what she does. 



The funny thing about all of this is that Farrah was not the second choice. 


According to Amber Portwood, she was actually the third. 


Amber tweeted, before retweeting a fan who suggested she was talking about Farrah:


“I just passed on a certain show because of my surgery so they went to the 3rd choice to take my place..wonder who that was lol??”


“No shade…well maybe a little bit of shade haha,” she added.


“This would be the 2nd time this has happened…I love not being a reality show puppet.”



Portwood went on to say:


“I never strive to be a millionaire or famous I just want to make sure my family and future is taken care of and we’re happy and healthy.”


Basically, the producers knew Farrah would be a nightmare to work with and went to her as a last resort. 


It should be interesting to find out just how terrible it was working with Farrah. 


What do you think about all of this?


Hit the comments below!



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