Monday, March 6, 2017

Husband Details IKEA Shopping Trip, Earns Our Sympathy


We have never met Imgur user Nathanael.


We don"t even know his last name.


And yet we can relate to Nathanael. We feel his pain. We"ve been where he"s been. We"re just grateful that he recently took us along for the painful ride.


Indeed, Nathanael and his wife just got back from a trip to IKEA.


This poor and confused husband didn"t really understand why his spouse felt a need to take this trip, considering the state of their apartment, but at least he shared every detail from the experience with his virtual pals on the Internet.


Scroll down for Nathanael"s hilarious photos and captions. His pain is our side-splitting gain…




1. We Are Here!


We are here

But… why are we here?



2. Lunch Time?


Lunch time

That’s cool and all, but we could have gone to Arby’s.



3. You Can’t Have Too Much Storage


You cant have too much storage

Or too many potential kids, apparently.



4. So… Many… Candles


So many candles

Honey, how bad do you think our home smells?!?



5. A Lesson for All Husbands Out There


A lesson for all husbands out there

This is what NOT to say, fellas.



6. Oh, Right! Mirrors!


Oh right mirrors

Of course we need these. How could I have forgotten?!?


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The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 12 Recap: Vacation Time!

Rick and Michonne have had a troubled relationship because of all the drama going down around them, so it was inevitable that they would look to get some alone time on their latest hunting mission. 


On The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 12, the couple were all alone in the great outdoors, and they were enjoying it. 



When the episode got underway, the two of them were having sex, while traveling around looking for supplies. It was more of a vacation they were having, and they deserved it. 


The pair always seems to make the biggest decisions when it comes to what needs to be done for the good of their people. If you watch The Walking Dead online, you will already know this has messed with his sanity. 


Having the weight of the world on your shoulders is never an easy task. That’s why I was glad when the couple stumbled across a lot of supplies. 


They found guns and a whole lot of food at an old carnival. The big issue was that the base was filled walkers… some of them had guns and could pull the trigger. 



Rick and Michonne took to the rooftops to try and find a way in, but they were shocked when one of the roofs caved in with their weight. All they could do was laugh and spend the night together, sampling all of the food. 


Michonne was vocal about the pair returning to Alexandria, but all Rick seemed concerned about was taking another day out of his reality. 


It’s hardly surprising when you think about it. He’s trying to broker a deal with the people around him to try and get this war with the Saviors going. 


The next morning, Rick and Michonne tried to get to the weapons, but they found themselves in a lot of trouble when a car they were using to barricade the fence had no breaks. 


This resulted in a tense scene that found the pair surrounded by walkers. When they decided to split up to take the walkers down, Rick seemingly died. 



Michonne’s world crashed down around her. She nearly died due to the shock. As if the series was going to write out Rick Grimes in one of the worst episodes ever. 


Rick emerged at the last second, and all was well again. Rick did manage to take down the deer that Michonne tried to earlier in the episode. 


When everyone took the guns to Jadis, she laughed them off. She was not impressed because it was only seventy-three. She wanted a lot more than that if she was to go to war. 


Rick reluctantly agreed to find more, but he had no idea what his next move could be. 



While Rick and Michonne’s subplot was going on, Rosita was trying to find guns herself. She almost got killed trying to get a gun, which later turned out to be a toy gun. 


In the end, she decided to take two of the new guns to Sasha, and the pair made an alliance to take Negan down and had to agree that it was a one-way ticket. 


How exciting. 


This two vs. one of biggest villains of the series? 


Expect both of them to die within the next two weeks. 


What did you think of all the drama?


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Chris Lopez: Why Might He Be Kailyn Lowry"s Baby Daddy?

Kailyn Lowry is pregnant with her third baby.


At this point, this really isn’t news to anyone who has been following the life and career of one of MTV’s most controversial Teen Moms.


Lowry herself confirmed that yet another bun was in her busy oven back on February 23, defiantly insisting to critics that she made the “choice” to become a mother once more.



“I already know some won’t agree, but I’ve been showered with support by the ones I love since I found out,” Lowry wrote on her official blog.


Kailyn, who is 17 weeks along, went on to explain that she waited as long as possible to announce this life-altering tidbit to the world because she suffered a miscarriage in 2015 and was afraid it would happen again.


So there we have it.


Kailyn Lowry is pregnant again.


But the reveal of this information has led to a pressing follow-up question, one centered on the identity of Lowry’s most recent unprotected sex partner.


Indeed… Who IS Kailyn Lowry’s baby daddy?!?


We know it’s not Jo Rivera, the ex-boyfriend with whom she created her first child, seven-year old Isaac.


And we know it isn’t Javi Marroquin, the ex-husband with whom she made her second child, three-year old Lincoln.



There’s been talk that the father is Tyler Hill, a man Kailyn allegedly slept with while Marroquin was off on his latest deployment with the U.S. Air Force.


The Teen Mom star was spotted FaceTiming with Hill while Marroquin was overseas in last year; not that one can create a new life via mere FaceTiming. But you get the idea.


The second name being discussed as Kailyn’s rumored baby daddy is J.C. Cueva.


Yes, the same J.C. Cueva who actually works as a producer on Teen Mom.


One would have to imagine that MTV has rules that prohibit producers from having sex of any kind with its show’s subjects, meaning Cueva could lose his job if word ever got out about him and Lowry.


This would explain why Kailyn has not yet confirmed her impending child’s father.



HOWEVER, Lowry’s publicist, Casi Densmore-Koon, said the following to Radar Online last week:


“The father is a friend Kail was briefly dating.”


That’s not a lot to go on.


But it’s enough for some to now wonder whether Chris Lopez did the procreating did with Lowry.


Just take a look at his Twitter account, those in this camp claim.


First, in January, Lopez Tweeted: “To my miracle child, I’m so sorry.”


The only person to Liked this message: Yup, Kailyn Lowry! 


Then, later that same month, he took to social media again and wore: “I won the bet.”


He followed up this Tweet with “well, technically, we both called it,” to which Kailyn responded with: “Are you [for real].”


On February 28, meanwhile, it looked very much as if Lopez hurled some shade in the direction of Marroquin.


“Nah yo a book [though],” Chris wrote on Twitter, adding a tears of joy and face palm emoji. “Entertainment.”


He penned this message mere hours after Marroquin announced that he was writing a tell-all book about his ugly divorce titled “Heartlessly Hustled,” which is a shot at his ex-wife’s second book “Hustle and Heart.”



Lopez is clearly aware of the chatter surrounding him, his penis, his sperm and his relationship with Lowry.


As recently as March 3, he Tweeted the following message:


“its only valid if it comes from my own mouth not no he say she say.”






That’s fair. We’re not making any final declarations here.


But we are throwing the name Chris Lopez into the possible baby daddy ring when it comes to Kailyn Lowry and her womb.


When might we learn whether this is the case or not?


“I’m not going to talk about that. [I’m] not ready yet,” the 24-year old said on a Teen Mom 2 after-show last week.


The baby is due in late July.


Lowry should likely prepare herself for speculation over which man will be holding the newborn in the hospital until the day he or she enters this world.


That’s just the way things go these days.



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Josh Duggar Surfaces on Birthday in Magical Family Photo

So much for those Anna Duggar divorce rumors – again.


The Duggar family recently released a rare new photo of troubled, semi-reclusive first-born son Josh Duggar in honor of his birthday.


Josh turned 29 on Friday, and was feeling the love:



The family also shared a message on Facebook.


“Happy birthday, Josh,” the caption to the above photo of Josh reads. “We love you, your amazing wife and sweet children.”


“We pray that you diligently follow and serve the Lord with your whole heart all the days of your life,” the post continues.


The Duggars, on their official Facebook page, expressed hope that “this year is a wonderful year for you and your family.”


Josh and his long-suffering wife, Anna Duggar, are parents to four children, Mackynzie, Marcus, Michael and Meredith.


Despite talk that Josh agreed to divorce Anna at Jinger Duggar’s wedding recently, they appear to be very much together.



It’s the first official photo of Josh and Anna Duggar together we’ve seen since their eighth anniversary photo (above) last year.


Apparently these are their lucky “look at us, we’re still the same family, together and happy as ever” Facebook photo outfits. 


The talk of Anna leaving Josh has been a recurring thing for so long that they uncharacteristically denied the rumors recently.


No such PR statement is necessary this week.


Josh may be radioactive to advertisers and even some of his own siblings given his track record, but he and Anna are on solid ground.


Whether that’s because she truly forgives him, or feels like she has no other choice but to stay, is a question fans have long debated.



By now you know the history of his epic fall from grace:


In May 2015, Duggar admitted to molesting five girls, including his sisters Jill and Jessa, after a tabloid revealed this long-buried story.


Josh was a teen at the time, in the early ’00s, but he was very much an adult when he was busted cheating on Anna just a few months later.


This bombshell nearly destroyed his family’s empire.


Duggar was implicated in the infamous Ashley Madison hacking scandal, and later admitted that he was also addicted to online porn.


“I have been the biggest hypocrite ever,” he said.


“While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the Internet.”



This behavior, he said in a statement on the Duggars’ website, “became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife.” 


Josh was jettisoned to Illinois to spend more than six months in a faith-based rehab center, very much out of sight and out of mind.


He’s lived under the radar ever since his release. 


The eldest Duggar child has been back in Arkansas for about a year now, but you can count the public sightings of him on one hand.


That has certainly contributed to ongoing speculation that Anna has had it and is ready to leave Josh, yet she’s remained by his side.


Josh came out of hiding in November for his sister Jinger’s wedding, although he hid behind his own child for the sake of TLC’s cameras:



Sometimes a photo really is worth a thousand words, as the old saying goes. That’s Josh Duggar’s life in a nutshell for you these days.


Persona non grata he may be when it comes to those who watch Counting On online (and advertise on it), insiders swear Anna loves him.


“Josh and Anna seemed happy,” a witness said at the wedding.


“He had his arm around her. They were talking and smiling.”


With Joy-Anna Duggar engaged to Austin Forsyth, it seems likely that we’ll see Josh holding a baby in front of his face at her nuptials, too.



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