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Thursday, May 18, 2017
Lil Wayne to Martin Shkreli: I Will Sue Your Punk Ass!
If you’ve ever seen those toenail fungus commercials with the nauseating green troll-people who live inside infected feet, then you have a pretty good idea of what Martin Shkreli is all about.
If you’re not familiar with his unique brand of douche-baggery, Shkreli is the lovable skamp who became famous through his high-larious efforts to deny life-saving medication to HIV patients.
Instead of slinking back beneath the bridge from whence he slithered after flamed by all of Twitter, Shkreli fed off the attention and launched a career as a professional social media sh-thead.
Demonstrating the sort of delusional egomania that’s usually reserved for presidents who think no one will care that they’re in league with Russia, Shkreli decided to focus on antagonizing famous rappers, because that’s never ended badly for anyone.
First, Shkreli picked a fight with Ghostface Killah.
Emboldened by somehow surviving that beef, Shkreli set his sights on other rappers and developed the habit of illegally obtaining their unreleased music and streaming it on social media.
This wasn’t done for the benefit of fans, mind you, as Shkreli usually talks over entire songs like some sort of prep school DJ Khaled.
No, this was just another case of Shkreli using his money and tech know-how to be as much of an oozing scrotal lump as he can possible be.
Last week, Shkreli released music by Kendrick Lamar and Lil Wayne.
The rappers originally chose to ignore this latest act of dickishness, which is somewhat surprising considering it’s not the first time that Shkreli has stolen and released tracks from Wayne’s long-awaited Tha Carter V.
Now, it seems Wayne is firing back, but he’s chosen to keep the matter off of social media so as to not give Shkreli anymore undeserved attention.
Apparently the first time Shkreli streamed Wayne’s music without permission, he promised the rapper’s lawyers that it would never happen again.
But because Shkreli is such an irredeemable pest that when you call him a weasel, actual weasels are all like, “Bruh!” he went and did it again.
This time, Wayne’s attorneys and lawyers for Universal Music Group both sent Shkreli cease and desist letters.
We’d say we’re hoping this thing goes to court, but we’re really we’re hoping Shkreli goes to jail before that can happen.
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Amber Portwood and Matt Baier: The Wedding is OFF!
Rejoice, Teen Mom fans, for something really and truly wonderful has happened …
Amber Portwood is no longer planning on marrying Matt Baier!!!
This amazing news comes after a week of speculation on the state of their relationship.
Rumors have been flying wild that Matt cheated on her, and he even failed a lie detector test on the subject.
Amber told him to get out of her house, and we were all so proud … so very, very proud.
We did get a little worried though, when after the initial kicking out she seemed a little hesitant about actually breaking up with him for good.
She’s been making statements like “As of now, we are not broken up” and “I can’t say we’re together right now and I can’t say we aren’t together right now.”
You know, things that don’t exactly inspire all the confidence in the world but are still giving us hope for a better tomorrow.
She hasn’t commented further on what’s going on with Matt, but thanks to a source who spoke with E! News, we’re now hearing that the couple’s October wedding is officially canceled.
“For the time being, Matt and Amber’s engagement is on hold,” the source explains. “They are working on their relationship.”
“A lot has come out through the course of filming and from various online stories. That has added extra pressure and made things difficult.”
There’s also the fact that Matt is a disgusting, manipulative creep, that probably hasn’t been too great for their relationship.
But we’re sure that goes without saying.
“They’ve both been open about their personal struggles,” the source continues, “but it hasn’t been easy when their lives are under such heavy scrutiny.”
“Despite their issues, they are still living together and are hopeful things can be fixed.”
… Well, at least this is a start.
Sure, it would be wonderful if Amber would finally kick him to the curb, once and for all, but postponing the wedding is a good start.
And really, since this isn’t the first time she’s called off a wedding to Matt, we’d imagine this should be a real eye-opener.
Remember, she was all set to marry him last October, but she decided not to go through with it after the truth of Matt’s deadbeat dad ways began coming out.
And then, as we’ll see in next week’s episode of Teen Mom OG, she was considering marrying him in Las Vegas before deciding against it.
There are only so many times you can cancel a wedding with the same guy before you start to figure out that maybe things aren’t going to work out, you know?
We’re all for happy endings here, but we can probably all agree that the happiest ending here would be Amber removing this jackass from her life.
Forever. Please.
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