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Friday, July 7, 2017
Lorde: I"m Not In Taylor Swift"s Squad Anymore!
We probably don’t need to tell you it’s a strange and difficult time in these United States.
It’s a time in which many Americans feel that institutions that we’ve relied upon since the dawn of our republic may not be with us much longer.
We’re talking, of course, about the most beloved and historically significant symbol of the best this nation has to offer: Taylor Swift’s squad.
There was a time, children, when the #squad seemed nigh indestructible.
These days, however, the once-merry band of singers, models, actresses, and Kendrick Lamar is suffering a crisis in leadership from which it may never recover.
Taylor is lying low after a series of PR nightmares; Lena Dunham is out here killing dogs or whatever; and despite the fact that she’s back in the news in a big way thanks to her long-awaited second album, Lorde hasn’t been spotted with any fellow squad members this year.
Now it seems we know the reason for that:
She simply doesn’t roll deep with those peeps anymore.
Asked by an Australian TV host about what it’s like to party with a bunch of A-listers the Kiwi Vampire Queen set the record straight:
“I don’t hang out with these people at all,” Lorde responded.
The host – obviously chagrined by the news that Lorde doesn’t spend her weekends guzzling rosè out of a 30-foot swan-shaped ice luge in Taylor’s Connecticut backyard – at first refused to believe his guest:
“You’re part of Taylor’s squad, all the magazines tell us,” said the host.
Again, Lorde was dismissive:
“You know, you make friends in different places, but I think for the most part I’m not like, calling my idols for advice necessarily,” she replied.
We’re surprised the host didn’t open a vein on the spot and end it all.
Eventually, he’ll recover from not being able to live vicariously through a 20-year-old pop singer, but will his life still have meaning?
It will not.
Of course, the big question now is – why doesn’t Lorde roll with her famous homies anymore?
Is it because she’s simply decided the A-list life isn’t for her?
Or does it have something to do with her comparing Swift to an autoimmune disease?
We won’t know until Taylor releases a scathing diss track on the subject.
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Blac Chyna to File for Restraining Order Against Rob Kardashian
In news that’s about as stunning as Farrah Abraham lying about rape, Blac Chyna reportedly wants nothing to do with Rob Kardashian.
And she’s taking the necessary legal steps to ensure her ex-fiance doesn’t come anywhere close to her in the near future.
In the wake of Kardashian harassing and berating her online, Chyna has retained high-powered civil rights attorney Lisa Bloom, according to thw lawyer herself, and is seeking a restraining order against Rob after his explosive social media rant this week.
“I represent Blac Chyna,” Bloom Tweeted this afternoon, adding:
“I just gave Rob Kardashian notice that we’ll be in court Monday seeking restraining orders against him. More to come.”
Bloom is the same lawyer who represented Kathy Griffin in her complaint against Donald Trump this spring.
She sat alongside the comedian during the press conference in which Griffin slammed the Trump family for bullying her.
In this case, we’ll need to wait until after the weekend to discover exactly what sort of legal remedies Bloom will seek against Kardashian.
But she emphasized restraining orders (plural) in her statement above, making it appear as if Chyna will demand Rob keep his literal distance from her… while also barring him from posting naked pictures of her on the Internet.
This, of course, is where Kardashian truly crossed the line.
He said some very gross and inappropriate and mean things about Blac Chyna on Wednesday, shortly after learning she had been sleeping with other men behind his back.
However, it wasn’t the accusations of promiscuity or even drug abuse that crossed a legal line.
It was when Rob shared photos of Chyna’s bare boobs, butt and vagina for the world to see.
He eventually deleted these NSFW images, but he may still face revenge porn charges under California law.
“Lisa Bloom is the best in the business and has the right sensitivities and skill set to handle this delicate and complex matter,” Chyna’s rep and Bloom’s co-counsel, Walter Mosley, tells People Magazine.
He concluded:
“She’s a warrior for women’s rights and that’s the type of lawyer we need right now.”
Via TMZ, Bloom says Kardashian may be rich and famous – but he’s just doing what many scorned ex-boyfriends have done for years.
He’s slut-shaming his former lover and humiliating her online and she isn’t going to stand for it.
Bloom describes Rob to this same website as a “cyberbully” who has posted intimate photos of Chyna, along with sensitive medical information.
She’ll be asking for a domestic violence restraining order against him in court on Monday.
The lawyer also says this goes above and beyond Rob Kardashian.
She tells TMZ that the most common form of bullying against women takes place online and she wants this case to serve as an example across the board.
“Rob needs to back off,” Bloom says.
When asked to comment on the scandal surrounding her brother, Kim Kardashian basically said the following:
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