Monday, March 5, 2018

Macaulay Culkin SLAMS Oscars in Epic Twitter Tirade


Macaulay Culkin was apparently home alone on Sunday night.


And bored.


As a result, the actor decided to live-Tweet the Oscars, tossing out one unfunny joke and reference after another.


It was an impressive display of terrible jokes, each perhaps more cringeworthy than the one before… yet all adding up to a Twitter rampage that really should not be missed.


Scroll down for a summation of the actor"s very profound and very lame thoughts on the broadcast…




1. Let’s Do This!


Live tweet

Without even watching the show? This Culkin guy is good.



2. Shade… Thrown!


Dd diss

At Dustin Diamond, though, so does it really count as shade when everyone agrees?



3. Easy Targets


Bad joke

We didn’t hear this anywhere else. We think Culkin may have made it up.



4. What Was First?


Bossbaby

The world is dying to know.



5. Ramen Time!


Ramen time

In a tuxedo? Sure, why not?!?



6. Okay, This One is Pretty Funny


Emojis

But we somehow doubt there will be an Emoji Movie sequel.


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Josiah Duggar & Lauren Swanson: Engaged!

More big news out of the tiny town of Tontitown today.


It’s only been two months since we learned that Josiah Duggar was courting Lauren Swanson, but we now know that the young couple has decided to take the next step in their relationship.



Yes, Josiah and Lauren revealed today that they’re officially engaged!


They shared the news with fans in a joint interview with Us Weekly:


“This is an exciting, big step in our lives, and the whole thing was very meaningful,” Josiah told the mag when asked how he popped the question.


“The place where I proposed to Lauren is the exact spot where her parents were engaged. There’s a lot of family history on this property, making it a special place for Lauren.”



Lauren was equally ecstatic in her own description of the proposal:


“I’m really excited to be getting married to Josiah,” she told the tabloid.


“Everything about the engagement was such a special moment for me. I’m especially looking forward to spending the rest of my life with him!”


Josiah gushed about Lauren’s family and spoke with obvious excitement about the prospect of the two clans uniting:


“It’s going to be neat to see two great families come together in this union,” Duggar tells Us.


“It’ll take a lot of planning since we have big families on both sides, but we’re very excited to get started and so thankful for how God has brought our lives together.”



While an engagement is generally a foregone conclusion once a Duggar announces a courtship, that’s not always the outcome.


In fact, before he met Lauren, Josiah courted Marjorie Jackson, but the couple abruptly called things off without explanation.


Needless to say, Duggar fans are thrilled that the 21-year-old had better luck the second time around.


Thus far, Josiah and Marjorie haven’t offered any details in terms of the date of their nuptials, but whenever exchange vows, you can bet it’ll be a lavish affair with 1,000 0r so guets in attendance.


It’s the Duggar way.


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