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Tuesday, July 3, 2018
Boonk Gang: Rapper Posts Own Sex Tapes, Gets Banned From Instagram
You know how Instagram doesn’t allow women’s nipples? It’s also not a huge fan of graphic videos of sexual intercourse.
But that is just what rapper Boonk Gang decided to post. To his Instagram stories.
Yes, his Instagram has been deleted. But obviously, the videos that he shared will live forever on the internet.
Though we have a number of images, including a .gif for you below, we cannot actually show you the full video of Boonk Gang taking a woman to pound town.
You’re welcome.
We have, however, seen the videos. We are burdened with this terrible knowledge.
As his Instagram Stories begin, his is performing oral sex on an unidentified woman.
In the next video that he shares, he and this woman are performing oral sex on each other in a sixty-nine.
Then he is shown having venereal intercourse with this woman, which is followed by an image of his Twitter feed where he mentions enjoying sex.
“I like to have a lot of sex,” Boonk Gang tweeted on Saturday.
Clearly.
It was on Sunday, July 1, that he decided to share so much of his sex life with his followers.
The series of Instagram stories ended with Boonk Gang recording himself as the woman performed oral sex on him.
We don’t think that any of us necessarily needed to know what sorts of face journeys this particular rapper goes on during sex, but … we know anyway.
We cropped this pretty heavily. Again, you are welcome.
As we mentioned, Instagram absolutely deleted his account for obvious violations of their terms and service.
Instagram is not Snapchat.
In an apparent response, Boonk Gang has also uploaded a video of himself during a different sexual encounter with a different woman.
This video, which he posted on Twitter on Monday night, is still up as of Tuesday afternoon.
If you’re thinking of checking it out, don’t do so at work. Or around children. And be aware that the video is right there and does not have any sort of subtle introduction.
Boonk Gang first rose to fame, not as a rapper, but as a social media star. His real name is John Robert Hill.
His initial claim to fame was a video of him stealing a box of chicken from Popeye’s. He built his brand off of committing thefts like that.
About one year ago, in July of 2017, Boonk Gang was the victim of one of the internet’s infamous “death hoaxes.” He is still alive and kicking. Among other things.
As you might guess for a guy who got famous from stealing things, he has definitely been arrested. Multiple times.
The guy also followed in Kim Kardashian’s footsteps — he has his own video game.
Boonk Gang: The Video Game came out in September of last year, and the player plays as Boonk while accumulating money and avoiding the police.
Charming.
We can only speculate as to what motivated Boonk Gang to sacrifice his Instagram to show a bunch of strangers video of him having quiet sex with a woman.
Given that all of his pranks (including literal crimes) are stunts to promote his rap career, this may be his intention.
But in the process, he’s lost the Instagram account that allowed him to rise to fame in the first place.
Maybe he’s shedding his old trappings and embracing a whole new approach to his career? No more stealing and a lot more sex?
Or maybe the dude just loves sex and has way too little impulse control.
Bear Takes Over Man"s Hot Tub, Drinks His Margarita
WARNING:
The video featured above is so gosh darn cute and unexpected that you"ll hardly be able to… bear it.
Okay, sorry. That was lame.
But this footage is still totally awesome.
Last Friday, a bear in Southern California wandered into a man"s backyard jacuzzi, took a little dip with the jets on, and even took a swig of the man"s margarita before casually moving on with the rest of his day.
Mark Hough explained to a local Fox affiliate that he initially heard leaves rustle and twigs snap before looking up and realizing this gigantic animal was climbing over his fence.
As one obviously ought to do, Hough responded to this sighting by making a run for it and finding shelter in his home.
But he turned his camera phone on after he discovered the bear was “bobbling away in the jacuzzi enjoying himself.”
Such enjoyment consisted of playing with the chlorinator and tossing the thermometer in the air, as you can plainly see in the footage above.
Hough had also made a margarita for himself.
He says the creature “popped out of the bushes, walked right over to the margarita, knocked it over and lapped it," not specifying if any salt was used to make the drink.
“He had his margarita, he had his jacuzzi, and now he’s ready for an hour nap," Hough told Fox upon seeing the bear just lounging around about an hour later.
Naturally, Twitter took extreme pleasure in this incident.
"He looks beary comfortable," wrote one Internet user who we hope is ashamed of himself.
Added another:
"This bear and I have the same holiday plans apparently. #FourthofJuly."
We love it.
Check out the video at the top of this page… and prepare to laugh!
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