Sean Penn hits women. It’s a sad truth that’s been documented on numerous occasions.
During Penn’s marriage to Madonna, he reportedly tied her to a chair and beat her for nine hours. The incident ended only when she escaped and fled on foot to a police station.
The only reason Penn isn’t still in prison for the disgusting attack (or for the time he hit her over the head with a baseball bat) is because the young pop star felt that she couldn’t face the media frenzy that would ensue.
Now, because Hollywood is a ridiculous place, and Sean Penn is the most ridiculous of human beings, he’s suing director and Empire creator Lee Daniels for $ 10 million for implying in an interview that Penn may have a violent side.
It all started when Daniels was asked about allegations that Terrence Howard hit his wife that came up during court proceedings for his latest divorce.
(It’s worth noting that it was not the first time Howard was accused of hitting women – and it’s also not his first divorce in the past year.)
“[Terrence] ain’t done nothing different than Marlon Brando or Sean Penn, and all of a sudden he’s some f–king demon,” Daniels said. “That’s a sign of the time, of race, of where we are right now in America.”
Apparently, the remark flew Penn into such a rage (not a hard thing to do) that he immediately filed the 8-figure suit for defamation of character.
There’s really no need to go to court, tough, as we can settle this whole thing right now. Here goes:
You’re all terrible. Howard and Penn – you’re terrible for hitting women. Daniels – you’re horrible for making excuses for men who hit women.
We guess Penn is the worst for also being a sanctimonious douche and looking like the remains of an Easter ham that you discover in the back of your fridge sometime in October.
Therefore, he loses and his punishment is, um…getting thrown out of Hollywood with a catapult. There, all settled.
