Oh, Scott Disick, eat your cheatin’ heart out.
Your ex Kourtney Kardashian clearly has one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood, and now she’s sharing it with the world in a new, COMPLETELY nude photo shoot.
In a preview clip for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney takes us behind the scenes to her shoot, the photos from which will appear in a fine art gallery.
We always knew Kourtney was the klassiest of the Kardashian klan. (Not that that’s saying a whole lot.)
When she arrives at the shoot, photographer Brian Bowen Smith tells her:
"The whole vibe of the shoot, other than it"s going to be nude for the art thing, is that if you"re not blown away by your picture, then it means we didn"t do it right.”
Kourtney confesses the one thing she’s insecure about: her butt.
"The only thing is I feel like my ass like disappeared when I lost weight," she says. "We need to plump it up."
While it’s hard to compete with a family of women known for their massive asses, we think petite Kourtney is doing just fine.
Smith apparently knows what she’s thinking, because he says, “We want to make your sisters jealous.”
Kourtney’s baby sister Kylie Jenner then shows up, and the two engage in a bit of intellectual discourse before Kourt steps in front of the camera.
“Oh my goooooood!” cries Kylie. “You’re so skinny.”
“I love that dress,” admires Kourtney.
“Really? Everyone keeps saying that,” replies Kylie.
In the confessional portion, Kylie reveals that Kourtney is her favorite sister at the moment.
“Kourtney is for sure my favorite sister right now,” she gushes. “She’s focusing on herself and laughing again, and just being the Kourtney I knew like five years ago.”
Way to go, Kourtney. Keep on keepin’ on showing Scott what he’s missing.
