All hope for America may officially be lost.
On Sunday night, the country was set back approximately two centuries after Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debated such issues as groping, touching, kissing, lying… and Syria.
But the one positive takeaway from the second Presidential debate was the introduction of Ken Bone to the world.
Clad in an adorable red sweater and coming across like everyone’s favorite, most harmless uncle, Bone asked the candidates a simple question about energy.
He then turned into a viral sensation, appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live… conducting a multitude of media interviews… and getting hit on by Courtney Stodden.
A father of one and an employee at a coal plant, Bone sat back and watched as his Twitter count rose from 20 to over 239,000.
Hoping to extend his 15 minutes of fame, Bone took part on Thursday night in a Reddit AMA, asking users to ask him anything they wanted to.
The only problem with this idea?
It alerted the world to Bone’s Reddit handle (StanGibson18), which means folks could look up his past posts… and the result was a somewhat frightening look into Bone’s view on Trayvon Martin, the release of those Jennifer Lawrence nude photos and a lot more.
For example, Bone laid some blame for the Lawrence picture hack on the actress herself.
“Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them,” Bone wrote soon after the hack took place.
Okay, good. So Bone blamed the bad guys. But then he added of that designation:
“By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.”
Oh.
Bone also made no secret on Reddit of his occasional pornography viewing.
He once had something VERY nice to say about an unnamed adult film star:
For how many years has Bone watch porn?
For quite a few, apparently:
Bone only has one child, but that’s all he’s ever going to have.
How do we know? Because science. (He got a vasectomy.)
Bone is also down on the press and thinks Trayvon Martin probably deserved to die. YIKES.
But while some of these Reddit posts may be a bit depressing to those who thought The Bone Zone was a safe, comfortable, innocent and happy place, we’ll end them on a positive note.
Ken apparently once thought he could offer up a fellow user some fashion advice.
Which centered, of course, on wearing a sweater:
Bone also defended a rape victim in the past via a comment responding to a post titled “My ex told me I was disgusting after rape.”
Wrote Bone to this victim:
“…Blaming a victim or assigning a woman value based on how ‘used’ she is will never be anything but disgusting. Your value has not changed due his words, or any assault you have endured. You are still valuable.”
On that, we can hopefully all agree.
