Khloe Kardashian is at the center of a fake tabloid story this week.
In Touch Weekly claims Kardashian is engaged to basketball star Tristan Thompson and planning to get married on TV.
We somehow doubt this is true.
But there is one fake thing about Khloe that we can verify as being 100% accurate, and that is this:
She may soon get fake boobs!
Khloe herself has confirmed this rumor via the following sneak peek at Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returns with new episodes this Sunday, October 23.
In the clip below, Khloe isn’t just talking to sister Kim Kardashian about the possibility of amplifying her chest.
She’s actually got silicone in hand and seeing what it would feel like to have much larger breasts.
This is something that is totally normal and was definitely not scripted by producers as a storyline…
“Oh my God I’m finally you!” Khloe excitedly says to Kim when she sees herself with larger boobs. “Oh my God!”
Kim, however, is quick to offer a warning to her joyous sibling, reminding her that it’s “tougher to live” with an ample bosom.
(And this is our opportunity to remind you that these are the kinds of First World Problems that face the Kardashians, whether to get breast implants and how it’s challenging to live as a woman who already has big boobs.)
Kim, however, is quick to offer a warning to her joyous sibling, reminding her that it’s “tougher to live” with an ample bosom.
“Khloe looks beautiful no matter what, I love small boobs but I’ve always had big boobs,” Kim tells the camera at one point.
“I think Khloe doesn’t get how hard it is to work out when you really have big boobs bouncing around everywhere.”
So, what did the sisters go do? Workout, of course.
Khloe has to take the implants for a test run, almost literally. Call it a test jump and bounce.
“I’ve always wanted cleavage in a sports bra!” she exclaims, adding:
“I love those girls at the gym that just got big ol’ boobs, and I never really had that so I’m diggin’ this whole cleavage in a sports bra thing.”
She ends up claiming that she’ll consider breast augmentation surgery.
Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV next week will see a lot of Khloe.
In a previously-released sneak peek, she’s comforting Scott Disick because he’s sad over how long he’ll be apart from Kourtney and his kids.
Check out that clip below:
There’s been talk over the past several days that E! might cancel Keeping Up with the Kardashians in light of Kim’s condition following her robbery in Paris last week.
But that’s just silly talk.
We could perhaps envision a different tone for future episodes, especially the ones that deal with the robbery fallout.
But there is way too much money floating around out there for way too many people for the series to come to an end any time soon.
