Today is such a special day, so special that it should be an international holiday, really: it’s Kim Kardashian’s birthday!
Hope you were able to send out cards, gifts, and/or fruit baskets in a timely manner, and, if not, that you’re making it a priority.
After all, Kim’s done a lot for us over the years — how many times have you had a laugh at her expense over the years, how many times have you ogled a nude selfie? It’s the least you could do.
And a nice gesture might mean a little more now than it normally would, because it sounds like Kim might not be doing much to celebrate her special day this year.
According to a new report from Radar, Kim’s told her entire family that she’s just not down for a party this year, not with what happened earlier this month in Paris.
She’s allegedly not even down for leaving the house.
As a source puts it, “Kim is still not willing to leave her house because she feels like she can’t trust anyone yet.”
“Kim’s made it clear to everyone, including Kanye, that all she wants this year is to be around her kids and her husband,” the source continues.
“She said she does not want any presents and does not want any jewelry from anyone!”
That’s fair, right? If a group of criminals held you at gunpoint specifically to take your jewelry, you probably wouldn’t be in a rush to accumulate more.
But while all of this makes perfect sense, and while no one in her right mind could blame Kim for wanting to take it easy this year, you know it wouldn’t be a Kardashian story if there wasn’t at least a little bit of drama.
And here it is …
“Kim is also just really upset with her whole family right now because she does not want anyone talking about her condition and how she is coping.”
“And everyone is talking right now.”
Ain’t that the truth?
Khloe Kardashian went on Ellen and ran her mouth all about Kim, and she did it barely a week after the robbery happened.
Kourtney went on Australia’s Today Show to say that Kim is “not doing great.”
Even Kim’s own mother, Kris Jenner, made some sappy Instagram post about counting your blessings, and that was before she went on the record to give her own statement.
It seems obvious that Kim wouldn’t appreciate her family telling the world intimate details about how traumatized she is, but it looks like publicity might trump compassion for some people.
Surprise, surprise.
But still, our friendly source claims that today “Kris, Kourtney, and Khloe will be going over to Kim’s house for a cake party whether she wants it or not.”
“It is her birthday for God’s sake!”
Sure, seems like a perfect occasion to disregard Kim’s wishes and come into her house without her knowledge or permission.
How could she possibly be upset about that?