Friday, October 28, 2016

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Look Like Hot, Melted Plastic

Another day, another photo featuring Khloe Kardashian looking virtually unrecognizable, and thusly, like a half-melted wax mannequin. 


Even sister Kourtney looks super tweaked in this photo … and if the duo hasn’t gotten (more) plastic surgery, then they really need to fire whoever the hell is digitally editing their photos. 



Kourtney shared the snap on her Instagram page last night, and captioned it, “Last week with my boo,” which we’re gonna take to mean that this is, sadly, a fairly recent pic of the sisters. 


Honestly speaking, though – ha, as if we’re mincing words today – the two look terrible


Though some comments on the pic read “Please stop getting plastic surgery,” most of the others centered around Photoshopping accusations.


Truth be told, though, only either a really gifted – or a really ham-fisted – digital artist could manipulate their normally-gorgeous faces into something this appalling. 


It is Halloween, though, so perhaps they’re going as the plastic versions of themselves. 



… The more plastic versions of themselves, that is. 


Khloe shared the above pic last week, and she caught a ton of flak for it.  


If you take a good look at the photo, you’ll see that Khloe’s looking more like Miley Kardashian than anything else, and the overall effect is not good. 


We like Miley’s face just fine, and there’s nothing bad about Khloe’s either, but when you combine the two?


Two words: toothy caveman. 



Previously, Khloe spoke out about plastic surgery, and said “Let me set the record straight once and for all.” 


“I haven’t had any fillers or done any plastic surgery.” 


“Yet,” she added. 


“Yet,” indeed, we say. 


Kourtney herself was even rumored to go under the knife in order to impress one-time fling, Justin Bieber



When she was dating Justin, she was said to do it to “hold onto” him. 


“With all the models half her age that Justin has been with, Kourtney is feeling insecure,” a source reported. 


“She’s been working super hard on her body and she looks amazing, but she feels like she could look much younger.” 


If all that doesn’t just translate to stupidity for you, then you, friends, just might be a Kardashian. 


Or Justin Bieber. 


Which might be even worse. 



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