Leave it to Courtney Stodden to sully the reputation of Ken Bone.
Bone, of course, is the portly gentlemen from Illinois who made national headlines on Sunday after he stood up at the Presidential debate and asked a policy question of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
As someone who works 12-hour shifts in the control room of a coal-fired power plant, Bone posed the following inquiry to the two candidates:
What steps will your energy policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job layoffs?
The audience, both in St. Louis and watching at home across the nation, was blown away by an actual policy question.
They were also blown away by the literal appearance of Bone, who wore a red sweater… resembled a relative of Zach Galifianakis… and who seen after the debate snapping pictures of the surroundings.
With a digital camera.
Bone has since made the media rounds.
He was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday, telling the host that he would love to endorse his very own mustache line:
And he also talked via satellite with Anderson Cooper, who read aloud some of the memorable Twitter messages that have come Bone’s way in the past 24-36 hours.
One referred to Bone as a “legend.”
So that brings us to Stodden.
Clearly jealous of someone else garnering 15 Minutes of Fame, while also trying to butt in on said 15 Minutes, Stodden shared a side-by-side photo of herself and Ken Bone yesterday.
She wrote as a caption to the disturbing image:
“Every Barbie needs a Ken … and Ken Bone is mine! #kenbone #boneme #presidentialdebate.”
Wow, she’s the first person to realize that Ken’s last name is a synonym for having sex with someone. (Just kidding. She may be the last person.)
We don’t want to make too much fun of Stodden here because she seems to be going through a lot.
The rarely-clothed former reality star – who shot to fame a couple years ago because she was a teenager who married a 52-year old man named Doug Hutchison – recently had a miscarriage.
She then responded to this tragedy by shaving her head and cradling a fake baby.
That’s pretty messed up.
It does seem worth pointing out, however, that Bone is married to a woman named Heather. We believe they have a child together.
So let’s hope Stodden didn’t get her hopes up too high here. Let’s hope she doesn’t think she’ll be able to actually bone Ken Bone.
The guy get boned at home by his wife on a semi-regular basis, thank you very much, Courtney.
Now… please go away.
Please stop associating yourself with Kenneth Bone because we want to keep holding him in the highest-esteem possible.
The guy is an Internet legend. You are not.