Simon Saran thinks he’s pretty funny.
Farrah Abraham’s on-again/off-again boyfriend has taken to Snapchat after every episode of Teen Mom OG to make fun of Abraham’s co-stars.
Saran told Radar Online last month that his roasts are “all in good fun,” but they’re actually pretty mean, and borderline defamatory (translation: any one of Abraham’s co-stars could slap him with a lawsuit).
Saran enjoys making fun of Maci Bookout because she was rumored to be drinking during her third pregnancy.
“Careful kissing mommy, you don’t want to get the baby drunk,” Saran joked.
“How can you talk about balance when you can’t even balance walking a straight line cause you’re too f**ked up,” he continued.
And when Bookout washed her baby in the sink, Saran sniped,
“I’m going to wash my baby in the sink, the same sink I spill my beers in.”
Saran saved his best digs for Amber Portwood’s fiance, Matt Baier.
“He is the red dot in your community, watch out for him,” Saran said, insinuating that Baier was a pedophile.
Then, as if speaking to Portwood’s 7-year-old daughter, Leah, Saran said “I would be nervous too sweetheart, you don’t want to sit on that man’s lap.”
Leah’s dad, Gary Shirley has “every right to be worried about his daughter,” Saran added.
Portwood finally addressed Saran’s comments via Twitter.
“How is he a pedophile?” she asked.
“Where does that even come from? STFU and be the little boy toy weak a** person you are.”
I don’t often say this, but I agree with Portwood.
“Simon you’re a little b***h who lets a girl talk mad s**t to you. You’re weak and irrelevant. You’re a little boy toy puppet.”
BURN!
Today, Saran asked his 9,000+ followers what other shows would be fun to roast.
Fans suggested 90 Day Fiance or Rob & Chyna.
“He’ll get his, don’t worry,” Portwood later tweeted to Bookout and Catelynn Lowell.
To which Saran replied, “LMFAO, I’m shaking” with a bunch of laughing emojis.