Farrah Abraham has gone nude many times.
Many times. Many, many times.
She made her sex tape that was not at all porn, you freaks, it was just a sex tape that she made privately with her boyfriend at the time, very famous porn star James Deen.
That video was the stuff nightmares are made of — very specific, extremely unwelcome X-rated nightmares — and we seriously saw every inch of this girl.
In addition to the sex tape (which was definitely not porn), Farrah also works as a stripper from time to time.
And if, after all that, you feel like you could still stand to be more familiar with her naughty bits, she also had sex toys modeled after her very own genitals.
If you still feel like you just haven’t seen enough of Farrah, well, for one, maybe consider some counseling.
And after that, feel free to just follow Simon Saran on social media.
Simon is Farrah’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, and he’s posted a rather racy pic of Farrah in the past.
It looks like it’s turning out to be a habit though, because Simon just shared another nude on Snapchat.
And this one is pretty damn scandalous:
See what we mean?
We’re a shadow and a few pixels away from a straight up vagina shot with this.
And no, we’re not OK.
Why is Simon even in a position to take a photo like this?
Farrah is awful to him 100% of the time, she treats him like garbage, and he’s still around to see her naked?
And what kind of relationship is this where Farrah looks at her phone while crouched naked on a bed, Simon sees it and takes a picture of it, then shares that picture on Snapchat?
Why do these people insist on being so ridiculous all the time?
What does it all MEAN?!
We may never know the answers to any of these questions.
And really, we may be better off for it.
