Paging Dr. Drew! Paging Dr. Drew!
Kris Jenner may be in dire need of your assistance.
According to a bombshell new report, Jenner has a scheme up her very expensive sleeve, one that will combine her family’s reality show with her family’s number-one nemesis in an attempt to rid the latter from her life once and for all.
We write, of course, about Blac Chyna.
The moody fiancee of Rob Kardashian, Chyna has clashed with Kris and company for years.
It all started awhile back, after Kylie Jenner started dating Chyna’s original baby daddy, Tyga, spending a lot of time with the ex-couple’s son, King Cairo, in the process.
This romance effectively killed Chyna’s friendship with Kim Kardashian, as Blac attacked Kylie on multiple occasions over social media.
But then she started to actually date Rob, causing yet another rift between this troubled sock maker and his relatives.
Presumed at first to be nothing but a farce, or perhaps a PR stunt, Chyna and Rob’s relationship grew stronger and stronger… until they got engaged!
And then Chyna got pregnant!
And then Chyna gave birth to a little girl named Dream Kardashian in November.
Still, despite seemingly integrating herself deeply in the Kardashian-Jenner universe, Chyna has never been fully welcomed by her famous quasi relatives.
They even threatened to take Chyna to court after she applied to trademark the name Angela Renee Kardashian.
So all of this drama brings us to a new report in In Touch Weekly.
The tabloid alleges that Kris Jenner and her loved ones have been “digging up dirt” on Blac Chyna and plan to “present” their findings to Rob some time this spring.
With E! cameras rolling, of course.
“They will sit him down for an intervention and place an envelope containing all the proof of what she has done on the table in front of him,” a source says of Jenner’s plan, adding:
“They want to have a psychologist on hand so they can discuss how Chyna abuses [Rob].”
The couple has certainly experienced its shares of ups and downs over the past several months.
There was even an instance of Chyna allegedly getting drunk and beating Rob up, so we guess one could refer to that as a form of “abuse.”
Although we’re pretty sure Rob doesn’t need the help of his family to understand what happened there.
In late December, Rob was hospitalized due to a flare-up of his Diabetes.
And the In Touch insider says this incident is what truly set Kris off on a path to destroy Chyna for good.
“At first they thought she was a positive influence, but they now believe she is killing him.
“So after Rob’s emergency trip to the hospital, his family hatched a plan to get rid of Chyna once and for all.”
Keeping Up With the Kardashians comes back to E! with new episodes in March. Take a look below at the first promo for its return:
A separate recent report, meanwhile, makes it sound as if Chyna is well aware her days as a member of this family could be numbered.
This report claims she actually wants to get pregnant again in order to increase the amount of child support she’ll receive once she is inevitably given the boot.
“She’s told friends she always wanted to have two Kardashian babies,” In Touch concludes, disgustingly adding in detail:
“She and Rob break up, move out, get back together and have amazing make-up sex. Chyna could easily be pregnant again already.”
Yes, easily, folks.
Ask most women if anything, let alone sexual intercourse, comes easily within two months of giving birth and you may get a few eye-rolls; and/or a few pieces of silverware hurled in your direction.
But crazier things have happened when it comes to Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian.
Like the fact that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are even a couple in the first place.
