At this point, it’s just getting ridiculous.
Earlier this week, we reported on yet another round of rumors that Kylie Jenner and Tyga had broken up.
Sources insisted it was “for real this time” and that Jenner was sick of supporting Tyga’s failed rap career and waiting around for him to put a ring on it.
If you follow the couple, you know that Kylie and Tyga break up the way most couples take vacations:
It happens every 4-6 months, it’s expensive, we all have to hear more about it than we want to …
And, of course, there are pictures.
Except instead of that couple from Des Moines they met on their Carnival Cruise, the pics are of a semi-nude Kylie.
It’s her way of announcing to the world, “Hey, I kicked that coat-tail riding douche-nozzle out of my life again!”
This time was no exception, and the photos were so revealing they sparked a new round of Kylie implant rumors.
Unfortunately, the period of boob-tacular celebration was short-lived this time around, as insiders are already confirming that Kylie and Tyga are back together.
The Daily Mail is now reporting that Kylie’s latest racy snaps were taken by Tyga, and that the rapper was recently spotted on a family outing to the movies with Kylie and several other members of the extended Kardashian clan.
We really believed they were dunz-o this time, as the source’s explanation for why the relationship was kaput sounded entirely believable:
“Basically Kylie was bored with the relationship, she didn’t feel like it was going anywhere and after 18 plus months Tyga still hadn’t put a ring on it, so, you snooze, you lose,” a tipster told Hollywood Life.
“Kylie isn’t seeing anyone else, and she doesn’t think he was cheating, but she’s confident she can land herself a hotter, richer boyfriend.”
“Kylie felt that Tyga was taking advantage of her [financially],” a different insider told MediaTakeOut.
“Also she’s growing into a woman, and needed to make some changes in her life.”
So Kylie was sick of being with a broke-ass and she needed someone to buy her expensive crap, and not the other way around.
We probably should have paid more attention to the source who offered this prescient comment:
“She changes her mind like she changes her underwear though and Tyga has a habit of always managing to sneak his way back into her bed somehow.”
Exactly.
Tyga is like Kylie’s underwear:
She discards him all the time, but she also enjoys showing him off on Instagram.
