Rob Kardashian came over to visit Khloe on last night"s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and things took a weird turn.
This is GROSS, even for the Kardashians.
Okay, so Rob"s visiting Khloe — he used to live with her, if you remember — and she"s laying in bed, and Rob comes up and lays down beside her.
Normal sibling stuff, right?
Not for long.
Rob then lays down like he"s trying to spoon with Khloe, which is … not how adult siblings cuddle unless they"re very specific characters from Game of Thrones.
After that he checks her for a fever, probably because she"s a bit of a drama queen and didn"t think to attribute her warmth to, say, the fact that she lives in Southern California and, not to stereotype, but almost certainly keeps her house undercooled and overheated throughout the year.
That"s just how they do things in Southern California.
Because they"re all lizard people who get cold when it"s below 70 degrees. Anyway …
Then, somehow, checking her fever transitions into caressing her face.
That"s barely even a normal thing for lovers to do.
Usually when you see it on television, it"s a melodramatic supervillain caressing the face of his hostage and they"re doing it to make the audience super uncomfortable.
Spoiler alert but audiences get even more uncomfortable when they see real life siblings doing this on reality television.
Honestly what the hell.
Khloe just laughs it off while the audience cringes.
This is somewhere where things get worse.
Khloe, for obvious reasons, is clearly reminded of other gross and borderline-incestuous things that Rob has done.
So she just comes out and asks him: "Do you remember when you f—ed the girl who won the Kim Kardashian lookalike contest?"
That is so GROSS.
Like, no offense to Kim, who"s beautiful and many people doubtless want to hit that, Rob is her brother.
He shouldn"t be banging girls who even just happen to look like his sister, let alone one who looked so much like Kim that she won a freaking contest.
Rob pivots to what sounds like a random sexual encounter with a fan, though we"re not sure because the details that he gleefully shares are so unnecessary that it"s difficult to make sense of anything else.
"I thought you were talking about the girl that pulled up to your house and she was like, butt-naked, and then I went upstairs and had sex with her and she period-ed all over the bed … and we were completely fine with it and then she just left after."
Period-ed isn"t a word.
Also he"s just ruined The Shining for us.
Even Khloe is eyeing him askance at all of this. The poor thing even knows that story already.
But don"t think that Khloe"s the voice of reason in the room.
Or the bed.
Because she then poses a question to Rob:
"Why didn"t you ever sleep with someone who won a Khloe Kardashian lookalike contest?"
We know that she"s just playing off of his weirdness but this is too much.
