Jenelle Evans … her whole entire life is just too much.
One day she’s being accused of abusing and neglecting her kids, the next she’s following strangers back to their houses and pulling guns on them …
There’s always something going on with her, it’s never good, and it’s just. Too. Much.
Since Jenelle has three kids and has been pregnant at least two more times (her abortion with Courtland Rogers and her miscarriage before she got pregnant with Ensley), she’s pretty much constantly the subject of pregnancy rumors.
Except this time around, there’s a little more to the rumors than “hey, she sure is fertile!”
Last month, Jenelle posed for some photos with her husband, David Eason.
She was wearing a bikini, and her stomach wasn’t completely flat, which makes sense, because again, she’s had three kids.
So when they shared the photos on Instagram, their followers were quick to ask if she was pregnant again.
Then, over on Facebook, David actually confirmed the rumors, saying that she’s 13 weeks along, and they already know it’s another little girl.
Pretty wild, right?
Except David is fond of trolling Teen Mom fans, and also he originally commented that Jenelle was six months pregnant, not just 13 weeks.
We imagine that he realized someone would have noticed by now if she was six months pregnant, and being just 13 weeks along is a lot more believable.
But still, lots and lots of people believed him, and so now all those people are just going about their lives, thinking that Jenelle’s cooking up yet another kid.
So imagine their surprise when she shared this photo:
As you can see, it’s another ad for that detox tea she’s been promoting forever.
She looks great, doesn’t she? And her waist is so small!
Like, it looks like it’s just a little bigger than her arm there, which doesn’t seem very normal, but wow, that tea must be working!
Just kidding, the general consensus is that she Photoshopped the hell out of this picture.
“Omg that photoshopping is horrendous,” one of her followers wrote. “Even your leggings look screwed up like a skirt. Is there anything you can do right?”
“Your photoshopped photo doesn’t make you look very good,” another commented.
Someone suggested that she work on her photo editing skills because right now, her edits are “too obvious.”
And if you’re having trouble seeing exactly where the editing happened, one person pointed out “Where her tummy is you can see that wood line bending.”
But while many people were talking about whether or not she’d edited this photo, others were concerned about her unborn child.
“Can you take this if you’re pregnant?” one of those people asked. “Heard you were.”
Another said “Should you even be taking that aren’t you pregnant with another girl?”
So what’s actually happening here?
Is she really that thin these days?
Did she edit the photo to hide a baby bump?
Or did she edit the photo because in real life, her tummy is a little less flat than this?
We’re going to have to go with that last option.
Here’s a bikini photo that David posted last week — sorry in advance for the vulgarity and any potential scarring on your psyche this may cause:
If you look at her stomach there, it looks great, obviously, and it’s pretty clear it’s not edited.
You can see the loose skin she has from all those pregnancies and everything.
Again, she looks really good there, besides the super weird pose, and not the least bit pregnant, but there’s a clear difference between this picture and that ad.
Jenelle, girl, when are you going to learn that you’re perfect just the way you are?!
On the outside, at least.