Stacey Abrams already has Hollywood in her corner in her bid to be Georgia’s new governor — and now she’s got one of its leading men canvassing for her … Mr. Will Ferrell. Will was on the ground this weekend, going door-to-door for Abrams’…
Sunday, October 28, 2018
Saturday, October 27, 2018
Jermaine Dupri Explains Why He"s Investing in Stacey Abrams for Governor
Jermaine Dupri believes it’s his patriotic duty to lift Stacey Abrams into the governor’s mansion in Georgia, but she’s gonna need young voters to get there … which is why he set up a surprise appearance for her. The ATL…
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Stacey Abrams Banking on Legend, Washington, Streep to Be First Female Black Governor
Stacey Abrams — the Georgia gubernatorial candidate who is gunning to become the first female African American to win a state’s highest office — is getting enormous financial help from some of the richest and most famous celebrities in the…
Monday, July 23, 2018
Color Me Badd"s Mark Calderon Wants Bryan Abrams to Get Help for Booze
Mark Calderon says his Color Me Badd bandmate, Bryan Abrams, was drunk as a skunk when he assaulted him, and adds … Bryan needs something more than prosecution. We spoke to the CMB singer Monday after Bryan shoved him to the ground Saturday…
Color Me Badd Singer Bryan Abrams Arrested After Assaulting Bandmate
A member of the band Color Me Badd was arrested Sunday after shoving a bandmate so hard he landed in the hospital. Bryan K. Abrams was clearly pissed off about something, because after performing a song at del Lago Casino in Tyre, New York, he…
Thursday, June 28, 2018
Farrah Abraham: JJ Abrams Is Gonna Make My Life Story Into a Movie!
Backdoor Star Wars? Super 8 Inches? Felicity, But She’s a Porn Star Instead of a College Student?
Yes, the prospect of a Farrah Abraham-J.J. Abrams collaboration has our minds racing with possibility.
Unfortunately, at this point, the project exists only in Farrah’s fevered imagination.
It seems that ever since being fired from Teen Mom OG for her refusal to stop performing in online sex shows, Ms. Abraham has had a lot of time on her hands.
While much of that time has been dedicated to less-than-productive pursuits, such as getting arrested for attacking hotel staff, she’s also been casually toying with the idea of dropping a new Citizen Kane on all our asses.
Yes, Farrah is hoping to adapt her memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended, into a Hollywood feature film.
And she knows just who she wants in charge of the project.
“I’m working on storyboards right now and the screenplay, it’s really a project and a challenge and it’s crazy good,” she recently explained to TooFab.
“I can’t wait, I’m on my first draft right now and it’s going beyond what was said in the book.”
But don’t worry, Farrah isn’t straying too far from the magic that made Teenage Dream the Moby Dick of reality TV memoirs.
“The book is a classic, and that’s where everything stems from, and that’s the main storyline, which we need to stick with,” Farrah says.
“But I also think showing some before and after the show is really what the fans want, so we’re getting that and I can’t wait to show that. It’s going to be very interesting.”
Yes, Farrah just unironically described her memoir as a classic.
And who knows? Maybe in 40 years, schoolchildren will be writing book reports about the various symbolic meanings of the term “backdoor” in Farrah’s masterwork.
Believe it or not, that seems more plausible than Farrah’s plans for the movie version of her book.
You see, Farrah not only thinks this film is getting made, she’s convinced it’s gonna win every Oscar and make a cool few billion at the international box office.
“We’re going to have a real casting director, producers, the best of the best for everything,” she stated.
“Maybe I’ll work with J.J. Abrams, there are some other people on my top list.
“The production companies associated with I, Tonya, I really think they would get this storyline as well. So I can’t wait to see who’s the best fit.”
Actually … comparing herself to Tonya Harding might actually be the least-dumb thing Farrah has ever done.
As for JJ’s involvement — well, can envision that meeting now:
Abrams: So what’s this project all about?
Cigar-Munching Hollywood Type: A reality star who sells plastic molds of her b-hole on the internet. But don’t worry; it’s got a real casting director!
Abrams: Sold!
As for who will play the role of Farrah, it’s tough to predict which direction her ego will take her in on this one.
Obviously, she would relish the attention that would come with playing herself.
But at the same time, the allure of recruiting some A-list Oscar-winner like Jennifer Lawrence might be too strong to resist.
Watch Teen Mom OG online to remind yourself how much of a plum role Farrah would be an actress willing to go full batsh-t.
Thursday, September 14, 2017
Chris Hardwick Says J.J. Abrams Earned His Return to "Star Wars"
Chris Hardwick doesn’t have a problem with J.J. Abrams being back at the helm for “Star Wars: Episode IX” … ‘cause he’s proved he can do it, and deserves another shot. We got Chris, certified comic and sci-fi nerd, Wednesday in Bev Hills, and…