Kourtney Kardashian: I"m Not Dating ANYONE!

Over the past few months, we"ve heard multiple rumors about Kourtney Kardashian hooking up with Justin Bieber.

Many were shocked to learn that the 36-year-old mother of three was involved with the 21-year-old singer, especially so soon after her breakup with Scott Disick, but based on her comments in this preview from Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourt won"t be getting serious with anyone any time soon.

In the clip, Kris Jenner encourages Kourtney to put herself back on the market (probably because she knows it would be good for ratings).

"I am, like, not a dating person," Kourtney responds. "I did the dating thing before Scott for like a minute, and it was so not for me."

She then tells the camera: "I just got out of a 9-year relationship. I think the last thing I need is someone else in my life."

Given how badly her last relationship ended, we can"t blame Kourthey for wanting to enjoy the single life for a bit.

Not only was Disick caught cheating on her with Chloe Bartoli, he spent the final years of their relationship neglecting Kourtney and his kids in order to party and make paid club appearances.

Watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online in order to relive some of Scott"s douchiest moments.

We hope Kourtney has a montage prepared so that she can watch when she"s thinking about giving him another chance.

Ronda Rousey: If Anyone Calls Me Fat I"ll Kill Them

UFC’s star female fighter Ronda Rousey is opening up about her body and her feelings about Hollywood’s unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.

The 28-year-old told the New York Times that if the opportunity arises to “represent that body type of women that isn’t represented so much in media, then [she’d] be happy to do that.”

Luckily, she might have the chance to do so!

Ronda has an upcoming role alongside A-list celebrity Mark Wahlberg in director Peter Berg’s newest flick, Mile 22.  The film is slated to be released next year.

Rousey is getting serious about her new venture into Hollywood.  She has been taking acting lessons to prepare for her role.

And although she wants to break the mold for what is means to be feminine, she is working with a stylist to transition into a look more fit for Hollywood.  Wait.  Isn’t she trying to avoid the Hollywood look?

Still, Ronda claims she is serious about changing the standards of beauty in the celebrity world.  For instance, she mentioned that she arrived for an ad campaign photo shoot “purposely way heavier … because somebody said something really rude to me.”

Is her plan working?  Despite that she was “heavier,” the campaign was a success: “the campaign ended up being amazing, even though I was heavier just to make a point.”

The former Olympic medalist said her ideal weight is about 148 pounds, which gives her a normal and healthy balance of abs and breasts because, as she states, “you can’t have both.”

Rousey has showed off her body in male-centric magazines such as Maxim and Sports Illustrated.  She claims the experience posing for the mags was a “really effective way to change the societal standard women are held to.”

She added, “When women say that going on publications directed at men is somehow demeaning, I don’t think that’s true.”

Later in her NYT interview she stated that today is a conflicting era for women.”

“Women are doing so amazingly and taking over the athletic world,” she noted.  “We’re also in a time where … how can I really put it? That women without any skills that freeload are being glorified.

“That’s something I was raised not to be — that you’re supposed to contribute to the world, not consume from it.”

Jennifer Garner: I Won"t Be Dating Anyone For a LONG Time!

Last week, several media outlets reported on rumors that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting back together.

It sounded absurd at first, but the couple really did give us reason to believe they were trying to work things.

Ben and Jen went to a counseling session and took their kids on several family outings all in the same week. Photos showed them laughing and smiling in each other’s presence.

It was even reported that Ben apologized for his affair with Christine Ouzounian and gave his word that he’d never stray again.

Sadly, however, if you’re still dreaming of a Bennifer reconciliation, it may be time to put those hopes to rest.

Based on the latest info from a source close to Jen, it sounds as though the 43-year-old mother of three has no interest in any sort of romantic relationship at the moment. 

“Jen is doing well,” the insider tells People. “She’s still adjusting to a new normal, but seems more accepting of the separation.”

“She can’t even imagine datin. It will probably be a long time before she is able to move on romantically.”

Interestingly, Ben and Jen were spotted dining together at Nobu in Hollywood just last night. It’s said to be the first time that they’ve hung out without the kids since their separation.

Unfortunately, insiders say that if Ben is thinking reconciliation, he’s barking up the wrong tree.

View Slideshow: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Photos: A Romantic Rewind

Devo Co-Founder -- 9/11 Themed Wedding ... Box-Cutters Anyone?

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EXCLUSIVE

The co-founder of Devo and his bride hung their faces off a Twin Towers cake to celebrate their marriage with the most bizarre, and possibly offensive, wedding reception … EVER.

Jerry Casale — Devo’s singer and bassist — married Krista Napp on Friday at Michael’s Restaurant in Santa Monica. Of course, Friday marked the 14th anniversary of the September 11th attacks … a fact the bride and groom made sure their guests would never forget.

Fact 1: Their cake was the World Trade Center, with their images on top of each tower.

Fact 2:  Guests got real box cutters as party favors.

Fact 3: Their table setting cards had an image of a “Gerald & Krista” engraved box cutter.

If it seems outrageous and offensive to make the murder of 2,977 people the centerpiece of your wedding — we’re told Jerry and Krista’s friends weren’t the least bit fazed because they both have a dark and strange sense of humor.

As one guest put it … Jerry has “real heart as an artist, and is a super sweet guy.”

 

See also

• George W. Bush"s Chief of Staff Re-enacts Famous 9/11 Quote


• Donna Summer: 9/11 Gave Me Cancer


• Mark Wahlberg — Sorry for Dissing 9/11 Heroes