Couple Caught Very Clearly Having Sex on Board Airplane

We never thought we"d need to say this, but here we go:

There"s a big difference between getting married on board an airplane and having sexual intercourse on board an airplane.

The former arrangement can be pretty romantic, despite its unusual setting, as evidenced by the following video:

The latter, though? It"s just weird and gross and dirty, despite being sort of admirable.

We say this because a man and a woman were recently videotaped while very clearly getting it on while flying about 35,000 feet over the ground.

This isn"t the first time a couple has joined what society has deemed The Mile High Club, but it"s gotta be one of the first times they have dared to do so without going into the bathroom first.

Seriously!

These two just starting humping on their seats!

“My mom and dad were just trying to have a peaceful trip to Mexico and then they sent me this……..” Twitter user @kileytully wrote alongside the borderline NSFW footage, which was filmed by her mother.

The video has been viewed over 4.2 million times since it went live — and it"s easy to see why.

How often do you see a woman just straddle a man mid-flight and thrust all around?

Here"s the thing, though: these two nearly got away with it!

At one point in the video, the mother of the aforementioned Twitter user pans around to the rest of the cabin, showing happily unaware fellow travelers.

Granted, we assume, if someone had gotten up to use the restroom, he or she would have seen what was going on.

But we almost can"t blame the horny couple in question for trying to get away with their lewd act.

It"s not like any nudity is showing!

NOTE: Silver Airways has confirmed the video was taken on one of its flights, according to the Daily Mail, and also told the outlet it is working to confirm its authenticity … but did not condone the type of behavior.

We guess we understand what it has to say that.

But check out the footage above for yourself.

We"ve seen more naked action on the Instagram account of Kim Kardashian.

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Selena Gomez Just Released a New Song. It"s Clearly About Justin Bieber.

Selena Gomez has released brand new music.

And it very clearly seems to focus on a famous old boyfriend.

Yes, we’re looking at you, Justin Bieber. (But you may want to look away right about now, before it’s too late.)

Back in March, Gomez and Bieber broke up, although source insisted at the time that this split was different from the MANY other times the stars parted ways.

They insisted this was merely a temporary setback for the singer, who had reconciled romantically in November, just a few months earlier.

However, now here we are in May and there are no real signs that Selena and Justin have been hanging out again.

Bieber is allegedly making himself as perfect as possible in order to appeal to his frequent girlfriend, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

Selena may truly be over Justin.

How do we know for sure?

Just consider the lyrics from her latest track, “Back To You.”

Gomez told Zane Lowe Thursday on Apple Music’s Beats 1 that this record is “special,” adding of the single:

“I want it to be a beautiful message in a really complicated way – but really fun.”

Will Bieber consider it beautiful, though? We somehow doubt it, not when the song appears to center on their romance and Selena’s regret over it.

Sings Selena:

We never got it right/Playing and replaying old conversations/Overthinking every word and I hate it/’Cause it’s not me, and what’s the point in hiding?

Everybody knows we got unfinished business/And I’d regret it if I didn’t say this isn’t what it could be.

You could break my heart in two/But when it heals, it beats for you/I know it’s forward, but it’s true/I wanna hold you when I’m not supposed to.

On one hand here, Selena is freely admitting that she can’t resist Justin Bieber. She just can’t say no to his personality or his smile or those rock-hard abs.

But on the other hand… she’s sounding wistful, isn’t she?

She’s not sounding very excited over the fact that she always ends up with this unnamed individual, she’s just sounding resigned to it.

Indeed: Gomez has “completely moved on” from Bieber and is “not interested in getting back together with him anytime soon,” an insider tells E! News, echoing a sentiment we have heard before of course.

But why do we believe it now more than ever?

Gomez nearly lost her life last summer upon getting a kidney transplant.

She appears to be a new lease on life.

She’s more mature and more grounded than ever and she certainly appears to have more perspective than ever before.

“Selena is going in a different direction with her life,” this same source tells E!, adding:

“She’s had a lot of self-reflection time and it’s been good for her. She’s hanging out with friends and taking it easy.”

Clearly, we still would not be stunned if Selena does get back together with Justin.

“When I’m lying close to someone else, you’re stuck in my head, and I can’t get you out of it,” she sings in this track, adding:

“If I could do it all again, I know I’d go back to you.”

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But WILL she?

Will Selena go back to Justin in real life?

This is the question, folks.

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Brody Jenner Clearly Wants to Repair Relationship with Kylie

Brody Jenner was gracious to a fault Friday, clearly wanting to re-set his relationship with the Kardashians and his half sister Kylie in particular. We got Brody at LAX and asked again about Kylie’s baby Stormi …. he still hasn’t seen her but…

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CBS Honcho Les Moonves Clearly Conflicted Over Possible Oprah 2020 Run

CBS’s top dog, Les Moonves, loves him some Oprah, but it’s not hard to read between the lines … he wants her to stay on “60 Minutes.” The CBS honcho was in WeHo Wednesday night leaving Craig’s, when our photog asked about a possible 2020…

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Dolphins Coach Adam Gase Clearly Annoyed By Lawrence Timmons Situation

Miami Dolphins head coach Adam Gase didn’t seem like a man concerned with the health of linebacker Lawrence Timmons — he seems pissed off.  We broke the story … the Dolphins filed a missing persons report with police after Timmons…

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Hot Florida Cop Goes Viral, Clearly Hates Jewish People

Earlier this week, the Internet was nearly brought down by a photo of three cops.

They were employed by the Gainesville Police Department and they were on their way to assist victims of Hurricane Irma.

Also, they were attractive. Like, really, REALLY attractive.

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As a result, nearly every woman with a connection to the World Wide Web wanted these hot heroes to use their handcuffs for reasons that went beyond law enforcement…

… if you know what we mean.

One of these police officers is named Michael Hamill – and it turns out he’s living proof that one can be both handsome and hateful.

We hate to be the ones to break this to you. But it’s true.

Some sleuthing by The Gainesville Sun has turned up old Facebook messages written by Hamill in which he comes across like a proud member of Team Nazi.

For example:

“i find it funny that people will talk about how our government needs to do something about our economy and in reality its YOU who needs to stop taking advantage of our system and get a life and so something with your life,” he wrote in 2011, actually adding:

“Gotta love reality when it hits you in the face. Stupid people annoy me. put them in an oven and deal with them the hitler way. haha”

Ummm…. LOL? We guess?

Actually, no: we guess not.

Another post from 2013, which was shared by Facebook users and attributed to the officer, said the following:

“reading jewish jokes before i go to bed would not only make me feel better about myself but also help me to sleep better as well.”

Did he have a Jewish joke to offer at the time? He sure did!

“here is one for everybody: What’s the difference between boy scouts and Jews?’ anybody know?

“well it is because ‘Boy scouts come back from their camps.’”

Get it? Because the Jews were killed by poisonous gas inside of their Nazi-run concentration camps! Hilarious, right?!?

Hamill is yet to comment on these controversial posts.

A Gainesville Police Department spokesman said in a statement on the department’s Facebook page that they were “reviewing the allegation” and that an any information about the complaint of anti-Semitism was confidential until the investigation comes to an end.

“The Gainesville Police Department prides itself with our philosophy and mission of compassion, inclusion, and respect and will fully review the matter,” the statement says.

“I’ve never had this much attention before,” Hamill told Time Magazine on Wendesday. “It’s an ego boost – very flattering and funny.”

He added:

“My wife, she obviously wasn’t happy at first, but she’s taking it like a champ.”

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Beyonce Sizzles in LRD, Clearly Has Her Body Back

Beyonce really did give birth to twins a couple months ago.

It wasn’t a rumor. There’s no conspiracy here.

We even know their names: Sir and Rumi Carter.

However, you’d be forgiven if you doubted Beyonce really did squeeze not one but TWO kids out of her womb in June, considering the photos that have surfaced of her since.

In snapshot she shared two weeks ago, for instance, the artist is rocking a crop top and showing off a stomach that is already back to being svelte.

On Monday night, meanwhile, Beyonce attended sister Solange’s Saint Heron: Wine and Grind party at MASHstudios in Los Angeles.

And she got herself fully dressed up for the occasion, rocking the tight, short dress in which she’s pictured above and below.

The global superstar didn’t post a caption with these photos on her official website because that’s just not how she ever rolls.

But not very much really needs to be said, does it?

Can you believe this woman is only a very recent mother of twins?!?

Jay Z and Beyonce welcomed their latest kids on June 15.

We’ve heard that the stars aren’t getting much sleep these days as a result, but that’s to be expected.

And this is what a source tells People Magazine for its latest issue:

“Beyonce has been very busy with the newborns, but she’s also been able to relax a bit. It’s helped her that Blue has been such an amazing big sister.”

As is the case with many parents who already have a child upon introducing another one or two kids into the household, Bey and Jay made a point to spend a lot of “quality time” with Blue before she became a sibling.

They want to make sure she never feels jealous or insecure.

However:

“There was no need to worry because Blue is great,” says this source. “She takes her job as a big sister very seriously and helps out a lot.”

That’s so great to hear!

Neither Beyonce nor Jay Z have said much in public over the past several months.

They are holed up in a rented Malibu mansion and trying to enjoy this newly-expanded family.

As for their oldest daughter?

Blue is excited about starting kindergarten,” writes People, adding:

“She misses her friends. It will be fun for her to get back to her own life at school. Beyoncé is excited for her too but keeps saying that she can’t believe Blue is starting kindergarten.

“She thinks Blue is growing up way too fast!”

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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Diamond Ring, Is Clearly an Idiot

Kylie Jenner has sparked a new round of engagement rumors.

By rocking a new and very large sparkler on her finger.

According to various sources, the shiny piece of jewelry was a recent gift from long-time boyfriend Tyga, making it only natural for fans to wonder whether the stars have agreed to marry.

Did the rapper really propose on his birthday, as a report speculated just last week?

Not according to Kylie, who told E! News in response to the rumors of her engagement that the bling is “just a little promise ring.”

Based on the size of the diamond, however, we’d say there’s nothing little about it.

Moreover, who the heck gives out promise rings to their grown-up girlfriends?!? A promise to do what? Pay back all the money Kylie has lent Tyga?

The unsuccessful artist turned 27 years old on November 19.

We already know that he was gifted with a pair of Kylie boobs in his face for the occasion, but an insider told OK! Weekly that Jenner asked her man what else he wanted as a present.

“He said, ‘I want you and no one else,” this tabloid claims, adding:

“And then he asked her to be his wife! Kylie was just blown away. She absolutely adores Tyga and wants nothing more than to build a life with him. She’s always felt they were soul mates.

“So of course she said yes.” 

Jenner tells a different story, though.

Asked about her relationship status by E! News, the 19-year old simply said last week that she and Tyga are “chilling.”

But she was a bit more open in her latest interview with Complex Magazine, making it clear at the time that she and Tyga are in this for the longest of hauls.

“We love each other,” she told the publication. “We need to be together at all times. We never get mad at each other, we just figure things out.”

That’s all well and good and we hope Kylie marries Tyga and they have lots of babies and their own reality show and everything because… hey, why not?

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The real story of Kylie’s new ring is actually how little the teenager has learned by wearing it around in public and flaunting it as she is in the Instagram photos above.

It only last month, remember, that half-sister Kim Kardashian got robbed at gunpoint.

A number of sources have confirmed that the culprits were particularly focused on a $ 4 million ring that had recently been given to Kim by Kanye West.

And how did they know about the ring?

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Because Kim constantly wore it around and showed it off on social media.

Kim has gone into hiding since this frightening incident, but those close to the star and her family say that she’ll be far more careful about flaunting her wealth going forward.

Why take any chances that something like this robbery could happen again?

Kardashian really should get Kylie on the phone and pass along this same message.

It’s fun to wonder whether or not the reality star is engaged. But look at the rock she’s throwing in everyone’s face below… 

It will not be fun to wonder whether or not Jenner is okay if the same fate befalls her and that ring as befell her famous sibling.

Think about it, Kylie. Then put the ring in a drawer.

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Ben Affleck Goes to Church With Jennifer Garner, Clearly Hates Life

It’s been over two months since we first learned that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing, but they still haven’t filed – and they’re still spending an awful lot of time together.

Just last week, Affleck and Garner attended a counseling session together, and yesterday, they enjoyed a wholesome family Sunday – taking their three young children to church and following it up with a trip to the farmer’s market.

We suppose since the Pats played on Thursday, Ben didn’t mind not spending the afternoon knocking back a twelver of Sam Adams and watching his boy Tom Brady get his cheat on.

Even so, the Batfleck didn’t look particularly thrilled with the idea of spending yet another weekend with his ex.

Last month, Affleck spent his birthday with Garner and the kids at Universal’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and he looked just as hilariously miserable.

We get that these two are trying to maintain as normal of a family environment as they can, but there’s a reason that divorced couples typically spend time with their kids separately.

These poor children don’t need to learn about passive-aggression until they’re old enough to have dysfunctional adult relationships of their own.

It’s bad enough that one day Ben and Jen will have to explain to them why their nanny suddenly got fired.

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