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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: I Never Banged Jewish Barbie! I Love Jen Harley!
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Monday, November 19, 2018
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: I Never Banged Jewish Barbie! I Love Jen Harley!
Friday, November 16, 2018
Jersey Shore Recap: Paying with Jewish Barbie
For most of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 2, fans have been watching Ronnie get pounded on by girlfriend Jen Harley.
The two have a very unhealthy relationship.
On Thursday night, however, we were left to wonder whether this muscle-bound reality star stepped out on his violent baby mama and pounded another woman.
With his penis. In her vagina.
Did he really cheat on Harley?!?
The situation to do so presented itself because Angelina brought along her friend Lindsay (aka “Jewish Barbie”) for a night out with the cast in Jersey.
While Pauly D and Vinny most certainly seemed interested in this special guest, Jewish Barbie set her sights on Ronnie from the start. That much was clear.
She Twerked for him. She joked about who’s bed she’d be sleeping in that night. She got Ronnie’s mojo going, big time.
During these interactions, though, Ronnie was also texting/fighting with Harley.
They starting having issues when she sent him photos of his ex (possibly Sammi Giancola?) to show him how happy women were without him.
Ouch, right?!?
Harley also allegedly told Ronnie she was going to find another guy to raise their daughter — all over text message!
Ignoring Snooki’s advice to “pass [Jewish Barbie] off” to Pauly or Vinny, Ronnie decided to tell Lindsay that the group had a hot tub at their place.
Once they arrived there, the girls and guys mostly separated.
Upstairs, the girls played a game of “F-ck, Marry, Kill,” where Lindsay revealed she was interested in banging Ronnie. D’uh.
Meanwhile, the men were downstairs busting Ronnie’s chops about the entire ordeal.
They were totally joking around, but when they realized Ronnie was actually considering hooking up with Jewish Barbie,” they tried to talk him out of it.
“Women in hot tubs are Ronnie’s Kryptonite, okay?” The Situation told the camera. “When Jewish Barbie comes out in her bathing suit, he will be left powerless.”
Yup. That’s exactly what transpired.
As the episode came to a close and the credits rolled, Ronnie and Lindsay went to his room and he told her she could sleep in his bed.
“There goes my life,” he joked before the the episode faded to black.
Elsewhere this week… Snooki thought she was pregnant!
She got this idea in her head because she actually vomited after many days in a row of drinking.
It’s true: Snooki vomited!
“Nicole never throws up,” JWOWW said in shock, leading her and her friend to assume Nicole was expecting.
So they ran out to get a pregnancy test.
“Me and Jionni are trying to have a baby, so maybe I’m pregnant!” Snooki said to the camera. “If it says no, I’m gonna be really upset. I really want a baby.”
(Editor’s Note: Maybe you shouldn’t have been drinking SO hard if you were trying. Just saying/judging.)
In the end, the test came back negative, and Snooki was bummed.
“Why did I throw up like that?” she wondered, apparently forgetting that she had been gulping down vodka seltzers for four days straight.
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Saturday, October 27, 2018
Shooter Opens Fire at Pittsburgh Jewish Synagogue, 7 Confirmed Dead
A gunman opened fire at a Jewish synagogue in Pittsburgh during a prayer service, and at least 7 people are confirmed dead, and this was clearly an anti-Semitic attack. The shooter entered the Tree of Life Congregation and began spraying…
Friday, June 15, 2018
NFL"s Tarik Cohen, "I"m Not Jewish, But I Love the Hebrews!"
Chicago Bears star Tarik Cohen says despite his last name — he’s NOT a Jew, but says he’s gotten so much love from his Hebrew fans, he’s ready to finally try out a Jewish deli! When Tarik blew up this past season … the Jewish community…
NFL"s Tarik Cohen, "I"m Not Jewish, But I Love the Hebrews!"
Chicago Bears star Tarik Cohen says despite his last name — he’s NOT a Jew, but says he’s gotten so much love from his Hebrew fans, he’s ready to finally try out a Jewish deli! When Tarik blew up this past season … the Jewish community…
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
Roseanne Bar Says She Was Ambien Tweeting and Thought Valerie Jarrett was Jewish
Roseanne Barr SAID she was swearing off Twitter, but that lasted a nanosecond before she pounded away with a flurry of tweets, saying her racist comment was Ambien-induced and then she obliquely claimed it wasn’t racist because she thought Valerie…
Monday, May 21, 2018
Josh Rosen"s Advice to Jewish Athletes, "Keep Grinding"
Not often you see a Jewish athlete selected in the 1st round of the NFL Draft … so, when we saw Josh Rosen at LAX, we asked if he had a message for his Hebrew brethren. “Keep grinding,” the Arizona Cardinals QB said at LAX. Unclear if…
Friday, September 15, 2017
Hot Florida Cop Goes Viral, Clearly Hates Jewish People
Earlier this week, the Internet was nearly brought down by a photo of three cops.
They were employed by the Gainesville Police Department and they were on their way to assist victims of Hurricane Irma.
Also, they were attractive. Like, really, REALLY attractive.
As a result, nearly every woman with a connection to the World Wide Web wanted these hot heroes to use their handcuffs for reasons that went beyond law enforcement…
… if you know what we mean.
One of these police officers is named Michael Hamill – and it turns out he’s living proof that one can be both handsome and hateful.
We hate to be the ones to break this to you. But it’s true.
Some sleuthing by The Gainesville Sun has turned up old Facebook messages written by Hamill in which he comes across like a proud member of Team Nazi.
For example:
“i find it funny that people will talk about how our government needs to do something about our economy and in reality its YOU who needs to stop taking advantage of our system and get a life and so something with your life,” he wrote in 2011, actually adding:
“Gotta love reality when it hits you in the face. Stupid people annoy me. put them in an oven and deal with them the hitler way. haha”
Ummm…. LOL? We guess?
Actually, no: we guess not.
Another post from 2013, which was shared by Facebook users and attributed to the officer, said the following:
“reading jewish jokes before i go to bed would not only make me feel better about myself but also help me to sleep better as well.”
Did he have a Jewish joke to offer at the time? He sure did!
“here is one for everybody: What’s the difference between boy scouts and Jews?’ anybody know?
“well it is because ‘Boy scouts come back from their camps.’”
Get it? Because the Jews were killed by poisonous gas inside of their Nazi-run concentration camps! Hilarious, right?!?
Hamill is yet to comment on these controversial posts.
A Gainesville Police Department spokesman said in a statement on the department’s Facebook page that they were “reviewing the allegation” and that an any information about the complaint of anti-Semitism was confidential until the investigation comes to an end.
“The Gainesville Police Department prides itself with our philosophy and mission of compassion, inclusion, and respect and will fully review the matter,” the statement says.
“I’ve never had this much attention before,” Hamill told Time Magazine on Wendesday. “It’s an ego boost – very flattering and funny.”
He added:
“My wife, she obviously wasn’t happy at first, but she’s taking it like a champ.”
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Guess Who This Jewish Cutie Turned Into!
Before this shayna punim became one of Hollywood’s favorite funny guys, he was just another Hanukkah ready mensch in New York City. Can you guess who he is?
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
The Fat Jewish -- Spencer Pratt Shall Deliver Me From My Demons
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EXCLUSIVE
Pizza can’t solve all problems, not even for The Fat Jewish … because he’s turning to Spencer Pratt for spiritual guidance. No, you read that correctly.
The Instagram comedy curator and pizza fanatic arrived in L.A. Tuesday for a session with his new shaman and former ‘Hills’ star — something our photog found hard to believe … so he hopped the shuttle bus with FJ to get the story.
As we first reported, Pratt is shooting a new reality series, so it’s most likely a stunt for the show, but still entertaining to watch.
And if Pratt’s crap doesn’t work … Fat Jewish’s vintage GWAR shirt should scare off plenty of demons. Just sayin’.
Monday, September 28, 2015
Sydney Leroux -- Bikinis, Bottles & Fat Jewish ... At Vegas Bachelorette Party!!
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Exclusive Details
As we previously reported, Leroux got married back in January in a very small ceremony — but since it was during soccer season, she postponed the reception until mid-October.
But just because she’s technically not a bachelorette, it didn’t stop her from hitting Vegas with her BFFs this weekend … where the gang partied at Surrender Nightclub while poppin’ bottles of Dom and Grey Goose.
As for the celebrity cameo, we’re told the group ran into The Fat Jewish while leaving dinner at Andrea’s right before they hit the club … and stopped to pose for a picture.
FYI — Leroux’s hubby is soccer star Dom Dwyer. No word on when he gets to go on his post-bachelor party.
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Local News Accidentally Uses Holocaust Symbol For Jewish Holiday Story! See What The Station Said About The "Oversight"!
Someone is getting fired!
Local Chicago news station WGN sparked controversy online after using a symbol of Nazi abuse for their Yom Kippur story!
On Tuesday, the news station was highlighting the Jewish holiday — where Jews fast and atone for their sins.
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But viewers understandably took offense upon noticing that the image used for the story was of the yellow Star of David badge — which Jewish people were forced to wear during the Holocaust!
This unfortunate error sparked outrage on Twitter, as users wrote to the news station:
Holy crap, @WGNNews, this is your stock photo for a Jewish holiday?? Nobody thought that’s a bad choice of photo? pic.twitter.com/z7BNuvGybS
— Marc Karlinsky (@MarcKarlinsky) September 23, 2015
Sooo.. someone’s getting fired at WGN… pic.twitter.com/SrSt8arVCa
— Mikaela (@mikaelajannae) September 23, 2015
WGN swiftly apologized, saying they regrettably “failed to recognize” the offensive symbol, and are “extremely embarrassed.” The following statement was issued on their website:
“Last night we ran a story to recognize Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement. The artwork chosen to accompany the story came from a graphics image bank. Regrettably, we failed to recognize that the image was an offensive Nazi symbol. We are extremely embarrassed and we deeply apologize to our viewers and to the Jewish community for this mistake. Ignorance is not an excuse. Please know we are reviewing our in house policies and changes have already been made to make sure a hurtful oversight like this never happens again. Thank you for your understanding. We promise to do better.”
Sounds like WGN needs to update their graphics image bank before Hanukkah starts! Check out the clip (below) to see the fail!
[Image via YouTube.]
Friday, September 18, 2015
Trevor Noah Talks Taking Over For The Daily Show"s "Jewish Yoda" Jon Stewart — And Shows Off His Impersonations Of All The GOP Candidates!
He seems OK to us!
Last night on The Late Show, The Daily Show‘s Trevor Noah stopped by to chat it up with fellow new late night host Stephen Colbert!
While Noah was there, he of course talked a bit about his upcoming hosting gig and how he felt about taking over for Jon Stewart!
Video: John Cena Body Slams Jon Like He’s Amy Schumer In Trainwreck!
The 31-year-old comedian, worried he couldn’t live up to his predecessor — AKA “Jewish Yoda” — and shared the advice Stewart gave him about taking the reigns:
“The Daily Show’ is what ‘The Daily Show’ should be for you to be the best show you can make.”
To which the new host admitted:
“I walked away not knowing what that meant.”
While he was chatting it up with Colbert though, he also gave him a rundown of how ridiculous the GOP debate was as he impersonated every candidate’s responses in HIGHlarious fashion!
Ch-ch-check out Noah doing his best republican presidential candidate impersonation (below) and let us know how excited you are for the new host and the return of The Daily Show!
[Image via CBS.]
Sunday, September 13, 2015
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