President Trump had time to reflect on Jeff Bezos‘ divorce drama — and he let it rip on Sunday by trashing the Amazon honcho … while praising the National Enquirer.
Trump just tweeted, “So sorry to hear the news about Jeff Bozo being taken down by a competitor whose ...
Trump to Jeff Bezos Sorry to Hear Bozo"s Divorcing Great Work, Nat"l Enquirer!
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Monday, January 14, 2019
Trump to Jeff Bezos Sorry to Hear Bozo"s Divorcing Great Work, Nat"l Enquirer!
Wednesday, April 18, 2018
Ex-Playmate Karen McDougal Settles National Enquirer Lawsuit, Free to Talk Trump Affair
Ex-Playmate Karen McDougal is clear to spill the beans about her alleged affair with Donald Trump … and, perhaps most importantly to her, make a ton o’ money off it. McDougal had sued the National Enquirer’s parent company, American Media, over a…
Monday, March 19, 2018
Charlie Sheen and National Enquirer Settle Lawsuit Over Corey Haim
Charlie Sheen will not go to trial in his legal battle with the National Enquirer — it appears both sides have reached a settlement in the defamation case. Charlie sued the Enquirer late last year over a story it published, claiming he raped a then…
Saturday, December 9, 2017
Charlie Sheen Sues National Enquirer for Defamation
Charlie Sheen is suing the National Enquirer for an article it published claiming he raped a then 13-year-old Corey Haim. According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, Sheen says the Enquirer article that ran on Nov. 8 claimed Sheen sodomized Haim while…
Charlie Sheen Sues National Enquirer for Defamation
Charlie Sheen is suing the National Enquirer for an article it published claiming he raped a then 13-year-old Corey Haim. According to the docs, obtained by TMZ, Sheen says the Enquirer article that ran on Nov. 8 claimed Sheen sodomized Haim while…
Monday, November 6, 2017
Richard Simmons" Enquirer Lawsuit May Cost Him More than $220k
Richard Simmons just got the tab for the National Enquirer lawsuit — which he lost — and it could set him back well over $ 200,000 … TMZ has learned. National Enquirer, and its parent company American Media, just filed docs detailing how much…
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Richard Simmons" National Enquirer Lawsuit Isn"t Anti-LGBT, Say Trans Models (VIDEO)
Richard Simmons isn’t anti-LGBT by suing “National Enquirer” over a story claiming he’s been transitioning to a woman … at least not according to transgender model Carmen Carrera. ‘Enquirer’ claims Simmons isn’t pro-LGBT because his suit claims…
Monday, May 8, 2017
Richard Simmons Sues the National Enquirer Over False Sex Change Story
Richard Simmons is suing American Media for a story claiming he was transitioning to become a woman. Simmons claims defamation and invasion of privacy against the National Enquirer for writing what he calls “cruel and malicious” stories.…
Monday, November 7, 2016
Donald Trump: Affair With Playboy Model Buried By the Enquirer?!
At this point in the election, it seems unlikely that any undecided voters are scouring the Internet in a last-minute effort to determine whether or not this Donald Trump character can be trusted.
But in case there are any dithering Ken Bones out there (JK, there’s only one Ken Bone) looking to do some 11th hour research, allow us to lend a hand:
Donald Trump is the darkest timeline come to life.
He’s the answer to various questions no one asked, like:
“Hey, what would happen if racist bathroom graffiti came to life, fashioned a crude toupee out of a bale of hay, and ran for president?”
He’s a bigoted Cheeto that never received enough love from its Cheeto parents, but inherited 14 million Cheeto Bucks and a thriving Cheeto real estate empire when they died.
In short, he’s not tremendously qualified for the office he seeks.
Also, he can’t keep his tiny hands off the women he interacts with in his professional life.
Even if you’re the uninformed K-Bone type, you’re probably aware that a dozen women have accused Trump of sexual assault.
Trump called the women liars, accused them of conspiring with Hillary Clinton, threatened to sue them, and probably left a flaming bag of dog crap on their doorsteps.
The accusations have just kept coming, despite Donnie’s huffing and puffing and now, with less than 24 hours until polls open, a new allegation has surfaced and it’s got Trump supporters all like, “Yeah, we knew he was a POS months ago; what’s your point?”
This time, the scandal revolves around a consensual sexual encounter, which is a sentence you only type when reporting on a presidential campaign that’s well and truly f–ked.
Actually, it involves many, many consensual sexual encounters.
According to several media outlets, Trump engaged in a year-long affair with a Playboy model named Karen McDougal while he was married to Melania Trump.
McDougal claims that back in August, she reached a deal with the National Enquirer, in which she sold the rights to exclusively report on her affair for $ 150,000.
The Enquirer never reported the story, and it eventually became clear that they’d bought the rights in order to perpetrate a “catch and kill” situation, in which they would retain the exclusivity, but never go public with the facts.
The Enquirer denies the story, insisting that it paid McDougal for “two years worth of magazine covers and fitness columns.”
Ya know, like those fitness columns penned by former Playboy models that always appear in the Enquirer.
Jeez, if you can’t trust the Donald Trump and the Enquirer, who can you trust?
We’re being sarcastic, but in case our point is too vague:
Donald Trump is about as trustworthy as the freakin’ Enquirer.
Don’t forget to vote tomorrow!
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