Pau Gasol and Hot GF in Bikini Take Romantic Trip to Ibiza

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Gabrielle Union Rocks String Bikini In Ibiza with Dwyane Wade

Gabrielle Union looks UNREAL — flaunting her insane physique during a beach trip to Ibiza with that guy she’s married to … and the photos are awesome!  The superstar actress and her man have been vacationing off the coast of Spain … and…

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Cristiano Ronaldo and Baby Mama In Thong Bikini Hit the Beach in Ibiza

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Mike Posner Says Ibiza Tourism Board Didn"t Like His Monster Hit

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Mike Posner Says Ibiza Tourism Board Didn"t Like His Monster Hit

Mike Posner’s track, “I Took A Pill In Ibiza,” won’t be playing in the background of any Ibiza tourism commercials because he says the island’s tourism board isn’t a fan. Posner told us he caught a lot of flak from the White Isle’s tourism board…

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Conor McGregor Gets Hero"s Welcome at Ibiza Beach Club

It’s almost like no one cares that Conor McGregor LOST to Floyd Mayweather — at least judging by new video of the UFC star partying in Spain.  Conor got the VIP treatment at the Ocean Club in Ibiza — where he was turning up with his…

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Conor McGregor Gets Hero"s Welcome at Ibiza Beach Club

It’s almost like no one cares that Conor McGregor LOST to Floyd Mayweather — at least judging by new video of the UFC star partying in Spain.  Conor got the VIP treatment at the Ocean Club in Ibiza — where he was turning up with his…

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Conor McGregor Bruised But Still Partying for Friend"s Wedding in Ibiza

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Draymond Green Rages in Ibiza with Neymar

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Ricki Lake Returns to Ibiza to Spread Ex-Husband Christian Evans" Ashes

Ricki Lake plans to honor the memory of her late ex-husband, Christian Evans, by spreading his ashes at the same place they got engaged. Ricki posted a pic Friday of herself near a beach in Ibiza, with the caption … “Es Vedra…

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Cristiano Ronaldo Has Fun on Flyboard in Mediterranean Sea Near Ibiza with Girlfriend

Cristiano Ronaldo can move like nobody else on the pitch … but still has some work to do before he looks as graceful on water. The famous soccer star showed off his flyboarding skills in the sea near Ibiza … but had to take a dive when the jet…

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Girlfriend Makes Boyfriend Shirt, List of 20 Rules for Trip to Ibiza

Sending one’s boyfriend off to Ibiza is a risky proposition.

It’s sort of like sending Ryan Locthe into 7-Eleven to buy a Slurpee at 2 a.m. You just know he’s gonna get into trouble.

One of the Balearic islands, Ibiza is an archipelago of Spain in the Mediterranean Sea.

Who cares, right? You didn’t come here for a geography lesson, we know.

But Ibiza has become best known around the world for its lively nightclub scene, as nearly every European establishment has a summer outpost there.

Jane Park, a 20-year old resident of Edinburgh, is well aware of this fact.

Her boyfriend, Connor George, is about to head off to Ibiza on a trip with some male friends, but Jane fortunately knows exactly what to do about this:

Make him a t-shirt he must wear at all times.

The shirt has her face plastered on it, along with 20 rules Connor must follow while abroad.

Such as what, you may be wondering?

A few obvious ones:

No speaking to girls.

No photos with girls.

These are just examples of common sense, right?

There’s also the rule that Connor must “avoid eye contact with girls at all times,” which seems like it could be difficult to promise.

What if you just look up and a girl is staring at you?!?

Connor isn’t allowed to be a “wingman,” either, and he can’t get a “tattoo.”

Jane says she’ll chef his “willy” to make sure he abides by this guideline.

The one possible exception? If the tattoo is of her name.

But there’s no exception to this rule: Connor can’t be naked. Not ANYWHERE. Not, presumably, even the shower.

Jane also threatens to check her man’s phone and Snapchat inside and out, so Connor really might as well not even bring the former.

Internet sources say Connor has promised to keep the shirt on at all times.

We’d say this is the strangest display of love and affection that we’ve ever seen.

But check out the photo gallery above.

We’d be lying if we said that.