Pink is Officially OBESE!

Pink, best known for being an amazing singer with an amazing attitude and amazing hair, has recently undergone a little bit of a transformation.

And she is now obese.

For real.

But, as always, it’s not exactly what you think.

Pink, who gave birth to her second child in late December, shared a new photo of herself in which she seems to be working out.

And in the caption of the photo, she gave her current weight, along with her height. And those stats together make her technically obese.

You can already tell this is going to be ridiculous, right?

So that’s the picture of “obese” Pink. Before you pound your head against the nearest wall until all the madness stops, please just check out the wonderful message she added along with the pic.

“Would you believe I’m 160 pounds and 5’3?” she asked her followers. “By ‘regular standards’ that makes me obese.”

“I know I’m not at my goal or anywhere near it after Baby 2,” she admitted, “but dammit I don’t feel obese.”

“The only thing I’m feeling is myself.”

There’s the Pink we know and love!

She added a little piece of advice — “Stay off that scale ladies!” — along with the hashtags “feeling myself,” “strong is my goal,” “body goals,” “get it in,” and “GI Jane is my WCW.”

And this is why this woman is a living legend, a role model for all, and really just the best.

Her followers agreed — they were all living for Pink’s message.

“You are strong and beautiful,” one woman told her. “And you have two beautiful kids to go with that. Stay the beautiful person you are. I can only hope my kids will admire someone like you.”

“It’s obvious you’re super toned and super light on insecurity!” another fan wrote.

“Looking fantastic,” yet another said. “But I love the fact you keep things real — it’s bloody hard work to get back into shape for most of us.”

“You’ve probably made more than a million women feel good about themselves,” one of her followers told her. “And I’m one. You look GREAT!”

And it’s all true. So very, very true.

Pink looks so beautiful, just like always, and she’s always inspired so many people. This latest sermon — you know the woman is preaching here — is no different.

Keep it up, Pink. Forever, preferably.

You’re the best, girl.

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Tila Tequila Goes INSANE on Twitter: Obese People Deserve to Die! I Have a Giant Penis!

Tila Tequila might be insane. We don’t mean she’s a little quirky, or a bit eccentric. We mean she’s the type of mom to put a Hitler mustache on her baby, post the pic on Instagram, and then wonder why everyone’s so upset.

She could be mentally ill, or she may just be the ultimate troll, but either way, Tila’s latest Twitter rant might be one of the great social media meltdowns of all time:

Now, before you read any further, it’s important to remember that Tila’s Nazi views recently got her kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house, which meand it’s possible she actually believes this crap.

So, we guess…trigger warning for mind-boggling idiocy. Are we doing that right? Anyway, the following is a bunch of tweets that Tila posted in the past 48 hours and still has not deleted. Enjoy:

• “Sometimes I like to kill things just to see how it dies.”


• “If you need a wheelchair to go grocery shopping because you’re too obese to walk, you deserve to die.”


• “ALL HEIL #HITILA you know the Nazi’s actually won the war in another parallel that dripped over right?”


• “Is it just me or does everyone struggle w/vibrating at such high frequencies that it becomes hard 2 stay in your meat suit?”


• “My apologies about the @MileyCyrus penis ordeal. That happened because I’m always talking about how big my dick is so it manifested.”


• “Rihanna is a replica of me. I was a ‘Good girl gone bad’ way before she was born. I also drowened [sic] in the bathtub.”


• “Everyone really deserves to die.”


• If you can spend your Government cheese feeding that fat ass but cannot afford a healthier lifestyle, you deserve to die.”


• A great #AtomicBomb in the horizon! The future of mankind shall be incinerated. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust #TheEnd


• “Remember when I used to call myself #Tilisis? Then a few years later they ripped me off & called the terrorists Isis!” 

Believe it or not, there are many, many more where that came from.

We have to hand it to her – we didn’t think it was possible for anyone to make Amanda Bynes’ tweets seem like a collection of rational, well-reasoned arguments, but Tila pulled it off!