The Cleveland Cavaliers are bad without LeBron James — like, 0-wins bad — but that’s not such a terrible thing if you’re a fan looking to score a REALLY cheap ticket last minute. The Cavs squared off with the Brooklyn Nets in Cleveland Wednesday.…
Showing posts with label Wednesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wednesday. Show all posts
Thursday, October 25, 2018
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Kim Kardashian Parties with Jennifer Lopez, A-Rod for "Taco Wednesday"
Kim Kardashian and krew proved they’ll fly to NYC on a Wednesday just for tacos and good company — provided their hosts are Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod. Kim, Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian were 3 of the celeb guests hangin’ at J-Rod’s crib for a…
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Boosie Badazz"s $1 Million in Jewelry to be Returned Wednesday, Cops Deny Stealing
Boosie Badazz’ $ 1 million jewelry stash was never jacked by cops — it was just impounded and nobody bothered coming by to pick it up … according to a Biloxi city officials. Public Affairs Manager Vincent Creel tells TMZ … cops found a suitcase…
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
Vanderpump Rules Recap: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday!
On Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 20, it became obvious that Stassi had changed for the better, to the surprise of no one ever.
How did Lisa react to that, and did she figure out what was going on with Scheana when her waitress started acting erratically at work?
Also … Schwartz and Katie got married! For real!
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you knew that with only 24 hours left until their big day, it was still up in the air whether it’d happen.
Katie and Schwartz had endured a tumultuous couple of weeks leading up to the wedding, to say the least, and everyone was freaking.
Jax Taylor, for one, was beyond stressed.
Tom Sandoval wanted to surprise his namesake by flying out his triplet brothers for the wedding, but the trio missed their flights to LA.
“I couldn’t think of anything that could suck more,” Jax lamented. “All they had to do was show up on time, and they couldn’t do that!”
Why Tom’s brothers flying in would be a surprise, we can’t say, but Mike Shay was feeling melancholy in the run-up to the event, too.
“His behavior lately has just been off,” Scheana Shay said, later lying to Lisa, who asked how everything has been going with her marriage:
“Amazing! We have our spark back!” she said.
“When we kiss, it’s like the first time again.”
The announcement of the inevitable Scheana and Mike Shay divorce came after this was filmed, and much has been written about it.
Soon it was time for the happy (?) couple’s “Taco Tuesday” rehearsal dinner, and then the wedding, which Lisa finally agreed to officiate.
How was the Big Boss feeling about that?
“I’m a little bit nervous because I’m officiating the wedding, but I’ve had no direction whatsoever,” Lisa told the Bravo cameras of the role.
“I could be saying, ‘Hey, do you f–ker take you f–ker to get married and spend the rest of your life screaming at each other?’ They have no idea!”
They would have an idea if she said that during the ceremony, but we think we know where’s going with it. In any case, it was so emotional.
“Oh, if you start crying, I’ll start crying,” Lisa jokingly said to Katie, while Schwartz’s brothers showed up after all and Tom broke down.
“My brain is not even processing,” Schwartz said, clearly moved. “I’m looking at them. I know it’s my brothers! But my mind won’t accept it.”
For his part, Jax was just relieved.
“I wanted to rip my teeth out, and then stick a spoon in my eye and drag my body behind a semi-truck. That’s what it was like,” he said.
Getting them there was worth it, though, so they could witness their brother’s nuptials … but first, some vintage Stassi Schroeder tears.
Stassi admitted that she made mistakes (“Maybe you needed to grow up,” Lisa told her) as she tried to make it right before the wedding.
Most importantly, Schwartz and Katie’s wedding finally arrived, and both Tom and Katie actually showed up and exchanged vows. Amazing.
Schwartz finished writing his vows with only an hour to spare, and Kristen, Tom and Jax scrambled to get everyone there, but they did.
And they all lived happily ever after?
Thursday, March 9, 2017
Texas Man Arrested For Eating Out Fence at 11:25 a.m. on Wednesday
Eliodoro Estala, a 32-year-old Texas resident, was arrested earlier this week for engaging in some graphic sex acts with a local fence.
And man alive, does it sound like he went to town on the thing.
According to reports, he was first observed “eating out” the fence.
Shortly after that, things progressed to conventional banging.
He was “having sex with a fence” at 11:25 am on a Wednesday, the Austin America-Statesman reports, citing law enforcement sources.
Travis County Sheriff’s Department officials said in an affidavit that Estala’s neighbor Diana Vazquez saw him defiling the fence in question.
The structure separates their two residences in Austin.
After Vazquez took out her phone to record Estala, who at first was merely urinating on the thing, the man reportedly “took off his clothes.”
The report states that things got graphic at that point.
Vazquez says that Estala got into position and “put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down.”
If you know what she means. (She means he was performing full-blown oral sex on the fence situated between his home and his neighbor’s).
In case that wasn’t clear, or you thought we were inventing this, Vazquez went on to further explain the lewd scene as it played out.
Estala allegedly “was demonstrating a sexual act of eating out the fence,” she told police of the hottest man-on-fence sex scene ever.
The man, who was said to be intoxicated, then had enough of that and proceeded to “stick his erected penis into the chain link fence.”
From there, he proceeded to rail the thing pretty hard.
Like The Bachelor’s Corinne Olympios, the man was goal-oriented when it came to fornication endeavors and dispensed with any foreplay.
His horrified neighbor says she watched him “have sex with the fence” and called the cops, after which the accused denied any f–king.
Then again, despite the photographic evidence provided by his neighbor, he insisted he was in his apartment the entire time, so …
He may not have the most credibility in human history.
The man was taken to jail and booked on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge, and eventually released after posting $ 2,500 bail.
He will be appearing in court for the incident, at which point a court clerk will likely have to write down a lot of these details with a straight face.
That should make for an interesting day at the office.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)