Showing posts with label Fence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fence. Show all posts

Friday, July 13, 2018

Jenelle Evans Posts Drone Pic of Fence 100 Feet From Pool, Threatens to Sue Radar Online

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans hit back at reports that she’s a bad parent and possibly breaking the law for not installing a pool fence.


Tweeting a photo that allegedly proves her argument, the Carolina Hurricane threatened legal action against one celebrity gossip site.



If you watch Teen Mom 2 or read any celebrity gossip at all, you know Evans failing at parenting is a commonplace occurrance.


In this case, though, it is much, much worse.


It’s potentially illegal and life-threatening.


Last year, after building a house on The Land atop of a sinkhole, Jenelle decided to get a pool for her rapidly-expanding brood.


She’s shared a lot of pictures of it on social media, because that’s what she does, but those photos revealed a glaring omission:


A fence around the in-ground swim hole.



Her legion of obsessive, vocal social media followers have been all over this alleged oversight, dating back to last fall in fact.


All the way back in September, she tweeted that “of course” she put a fence around it, with “a pull lock like at public pools.”


This is obvious, dude. “To get your permit approved,” the MTV star insisted, you have to get a fence, also to protect wildlife.”


Good answer, except it’s summer now, and as she posts more photos and videos than ever … there’s still a lack of fence.


Right? WRONG, says Jenelle, who took to Twitter to post this EXCLUSIVE evidence and threaten to sue Radar Online:



According to Jenelle, this drone pic absolves her of any wrongdoing, because open your eyes. There’s a fence, haters. See?!


Yes, laugh-cry emoji and all.


We’re laugh-crying alright, but not for the reason she thinks. The fence, while existing, covers pretty much the entire backyard.


By little kid standards, this is around 3.5 miles from the pool, with ample room to romp directly in and around it as they see fit.


(Also, the David Eason shirtless cameo represents a proud moment for redneck husbands normally confined to above-ground pools.)



But back to the lecture at hand: North Carolina building codes state that pools must have barriers that meet certain standards.


There are specific measurements that barriers must have, but it’s all academic, as there’s clearly nothing constituting a “barrier” here.


Will anything come from this scandal? Probably not. Does Evans’ fence, as it stands now, in the next town over, pose any real threat?


Probably not.


But the idea that she’s sticking it to a celebrity news outlet and proving the haters wrong with this tweet is nothing if not hilarious.



Are sites like Radar and THG making a bigger deal out of something than necessary? There’s an argument to be made there.


Are we wrong, though? And are we doing anything beyond analyzing her own photos and her own fans’ remarks online? Hardly.  


It pales in comparison to many previous Jenelle scandals, to be fair. But not because the lack of a fence isn’t worth mentioning.


We’re just talking about a girl who’s done heroin, abused animals, stolen her mother’s credit cards and had DCS show up 20 times.


It’s all relative.



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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

New White House Fence Jumper is a Repeat Offender

It’s like the movie “Groundhog Day” at the White House — the latest person to try hopping the fence also attempted a breach just one month earlier … TMZ has learned. According to police documents, the woman who was busted Tuesday is 34-year-old…


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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

White House Fence Jumper"s in Custody After Jumping Bike Rack (VIDEO)

The White House’s on lockdown after someone jumped a fence Tuesday afternoon. The area outside the White House was cleared after an individual hopped the bike rack along the north fence line on Pennsylvania Ave. … according to the Secret Service.…


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White House Fence Jumper"s in Custody After Jumping Bike Rack (VIDEO)

The White House’s on lockdown after someone jumped a fence Tuesday afternoon. The area outside the White House was cleared after an individual hopped the bike rack along the north fence line on Pennsylvania Ave. … according to the Secret Service.…


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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Secret Service Fires Two Agents for White House Fence Jumping Incident

The Secret Service pulled the trigger on dumping 2 agents after investigating the guy who jumped over a White House fence, and roamed the grounds for nearly 20 minutes. The fired agents were involved the in the March 10 incident … where, as we…


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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Marci Wahl, White House Repeat Fence Jumper, Served in the Army, Supports Trump (PHOTOS + VIDEO)

Marci Wahl — the woman who’s been twice arrested for trying to jump a White House fence — served in the U.S. Army for more than 8 years … and she’s a big supporter of President Trump. Army Reserve reps tell TMZ … Marci served from March…


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Monday, March 27, 2017

White House Repeat Fence Jumper Says Others Before Her Inspired Her, and Vows to Do it Again

The woman who was twice arrested for attempting to jump a White House fence says she was inspired by the man who not only made it on the grounds for 17 minutes but even jiggled a doorknob. Marci Wahl has just been charged with the crime of entering…


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Sunday, March 26, 2017

Shoelace White House Fence Jumper Strikes Again at Treasury Building

The woman who dangled from her shoelaces last week trying to jump the White House fence has struck again … this time gunning for a building about a football field away. Marci Anderson Wahl was arrested again early Sunday morning after successfully…


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

New White House Fence Jumper Hung from Her Shoelaces

The latest White House fence jumper was caught as she was hanging from the top of the fence by her shoelaces. TMZ has obtained the incident report, which details the movements of the 38-year-old woman. It says she went back and forth, staring at the…


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The White House, Another Fence Jumper Gets Caught ... Literally

Another man tried to charge the White House Tuesday night, but this time he was caught, and not just by the Secret Service. TMZ has learned at 10:50 PM, a man tried jumping the fence on 15th Street, but, according to the Secret Service, he was…


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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

White House Fence Video Shows Jumper Lingered, Tied Shoes, Looked in Windows ... Unnoticed by Secret Service

The White House fence jumper who lingered on the ground unnoticed for 17 minutes was literally just hanging out in plain view with alarms blaring, and the Secret Service had no clue. Congressman Jason Chaffetz tells TMZ he met with the Director of…


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White House Fence Video Shows Jumper Lingered, Tied Shoes, Looked in Windows ... Unnoticed by Secret Service

The White House fence jumper who lingered on the ground unnoticed for 17 minutes was literally just hanging out in plain view with alarms blaring, and the Secret Service had no clue. Congressman Jason Chaffetz tells TMZ he met with the Director of…


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Monday, March 20, 2017

White House Fence Jumper Says He Wrote the Trump-Russia Dossier (VIDEO)

The man who jumped the White House fence and remained undetected for almost 20 minutes last weekend says he’s the author of the unsubstantiated Trump-Russia dossier. Jonathan Tuan-Anh Tran posted a video on his YouTube channel earlier…


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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Ted Cruz Says White House Fence Jumpers is a Bi-Partisan Issue (VIDEO)

Senator Ted Cruz says all the fence jumping and security breaches at the White House lately must come to an end … but he says it’s not a new phenomenon — it happened with Obama, too. We got the Texas senator Sunday in D.C., and he makes it clear…


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Friday, March 17, 2017

White House Fence Jumper Lingered Nearly 20 Minutes, Even Jiggled Door Knob

The man who jumped the White House fence last week was able to prowl around the property for nearly 20 minutes, got right up to the White House, hid behind a pillar and even jiggled a door knob trying to get in … TMZ has learned. Jonathan Tuan-Anh…


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Saturday, March 11, 2017

Intruder Arrested For Breaching White House Fence While Wearing Backpack

A man wearing a backpack was arrested by the Secret Service after he breached the White House fence late Friday night … while Donald Trump was inside the building.  The man was discovered by a Secret Service agent just before midnight by the…


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

Texas Man Arrested For Eating Out Fence at 11:25 a.m. on Wednesday

Eliodoro Estala, a 32-year-old Texas resident, was arrested earlier this week for engaging in some graphic sex acts with a local fence.


And man alive, does it sound like he went to town on the thing.




Fence Stock Pic


According to reports, he was first observed “eating out” the fence.


Shortly after that, things progressed to conventional banging.


He was “having sex with a fence” at 11:25 am on a Wednesday, the Austin America-Statesman reports, citing law enforcement sources.


Travis County Sheriff’s Department officials said in an affidavit that Estala’s neighbor Diana Vazquez saw him defiling the fence in question.


The structure separates their two residences in Austin.


After Vazquez took out her phone to record Estala, who at first was merely urinating on the thing, the man reportedly “took off his clothes.”


The report states that things got graphic at that point.



Vazquez says that Estala got into position and “put his mouth inside the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out moving it up and down.”


If you know what she means. (She means he was performing full-blown oral sex on the fence situated between his home and his neighbor’s).


In case that wasn’t clear, or you thought we were inventing this, Vazquez went on to further explain the lewd scene as it played out.


Estala allegedly “was demonstrating a sexual act of eating out the fence,” she told police of the hottest man-on-fence sex scene ever. 


The man, who was said to be intoxicated, then had enough of that and proceeded to “stick his erected penis into the chain link fence.”


From there, he proceeded to rail the thing pretty hard.



Like The Bachelor’s Corinne Olympios, the man was goal-oriented when it came to fornication endeavors and dispensed with any foreplay.


His horrified neighbor says she watched him “have sex with the fence” and called the cops, after which the accused denied any f–king.


Then again, despite the photographic evidence provided by his neighbor, he insisted he was in his apartment the entire time, so …


He may not have the most credibility in human history.


The man was taken to jail and booked on a misdemeanor indecent exposure charge, and eventually released after posting $ 2,500 bail.


He will be appearing in court for the incident, at which point a court clerk will likely have to write down a lot of these details with a straight face.


That should make for an interesting day at the office.



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Monday, December 19, 2016

Alice Eve"s Neighbors Fuming Over Illegal Fence (PHOTOS)

‘Star Trek’ actress Alice Eve is now getting the wrath of a furious neighbor who claims she illegally built a fence on city property. The Hollywood Hills dispute is all over a 6 foot fence installed back in April at the edge of her…


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