Showing posts with label Taco. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Taco. Show all posts

Monday, April 30, 2018

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Says "C-m Dumpster" Girlfriend Cheated on Him Via "Taco Float" F-ckfest

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley are intent on making Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna look like the most stable couple in the history of Hollywood.


First, as previously reported in vicious detail, the Jersey Shore star and the mother of his only child went at it over the weekend on Instagram.


HARD.



Ortiz-Magro slammed Harley – who, it bears repeating, gave birth to their daughter THIS MONTH! – as a “hoe” because she still has in her possession a sex tape she made with an ex-boyfriend.


Harey replied by referring to Ronnie as a “cokehead.”


And we responded by thinking the same thing over and over and over:


That poor, poor little girl.






Now, several hours after the couple’s social media argument went viral, Ortiz-Magro has apologized for the mess he’d made of his relationship.


Sort of.


Initially, that is.


“I want to apologize for earlier to my fans, and especially @tater_to_kitty I acted on my gut and not rationally,” Ronnie wrote on his Instagram Story this morning.


Sweet, right?


Especially since he also added: “I should’ve never acted in such a manor. My deepest apologies.”


However (and this is a very big HOWEVER), the 32-year-old later deleted this message and posted a screenshot of a text message conversation between him and one of his friends from months ago.






In this exchange, the friend claims that Harley cheated on Ronnie (when she as pregnant, we presume) and he knows this for a fact because…


… he’s the dude with whom she cheated!


“After she went to the pool the other day and she wouldn’t answer your calls we were f-cking on the taco float in the back yard, look at her pics on her phone,” this acquintance tells Ronnie.


He continues:


“She took a bunch, that’s why she didn’t answer. She was showing me your text, asking what’s wrong cuz she called you 5 times earlier.


“How would I know all that?”


This conversation reportedly took place on June 23.






And, as you can see above, this is what the cheating friend told Ronnie:


“Have fun with the worthless cum dumpster that we talked about, have her back. I’m literally done, no reason in the world she deserves anyone like me or you.”


There’s also a photo included of Harley with a man, whose face is blurred out.


Over the picture, Ortiz-Magro tagged Harley and wrote “#ButI’mTheCheater.”


Well… okay then, we guess!


We can understand why Ronnie took back his Mea Culpa.



Lest you think Ronnie got the final word with this accusation, though, we’re here to tell you that he did not.


Harley used her Instagram Story to fire back at Ronnie and shade him for abandoning his newborn and his baby mama so that he could pursue both poontang and reality TV fame. 


“He wants to act fake on the show and like I’m some random he knocked up lol he was trying to get me pregnant,” she claimed.


“And then cheats on me while I’m preg on TV and then leaves me with a newborn baby lol baby daddy of the year award goes to @realronniemagro.”






Harley and Ronnie are parents to a girl named Ariana Sky.


Jen was seven months pregnant while Ron went to film Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.


During last week’s installment, he told his roommates he wasn’t sure he wanted to be with Harley and seemingly cheated on her after bringing home another girl.


You can click below and watch Jersey Shore online to see for yourself:



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Thursday, December 28, 2017

Kim Kardashian Parties with Jennifer Lopez, A-Rod for "Taco Wednesday"

Kim Kardashian and krew proved they’ll fly to NYC on a Wednesday just for tacos and good company — provided their hosts are Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod. Kim, Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian were 3 of the celeb guests hangin’ at J-Rod’s crib for a…


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Sunday, October 8, 2017

O.J. Simpson Orders Bloody Mary While Waiting for Taco Takeout

O.J. Simpson wasted no time quenching his thirst for blood  … but he watered it down with vodka. Simpson was spotted grabbing takeout Saturday at Las Vegas’ Wahoos Fish Taco restaurant around 4 PM, where patrons tell us during…


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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Yup. This Couple Really Got Married at Taco Bell.


Dan Ryckert and Bianca Monda have been pronounced Husband and Wife.


They"ve also been pronounced, in a more informal capacity, as the Biggest Fans of Taco Bell We"ve Ever Heard Of or Read About.


We say this with confidence between Dan and Bianca submitted a 30-second video to the Love and Tacos Contest, explaining why they deserved to be the first couple ever to exchange vows inside of a Taco Bell.


After coming out on top of all other burrito-loving competitors, Dan and Bianca were flown to a Taco Bell in Las Vegas for the ceremony and reception.


"It was appropriately surreal," Dan tells Mashable, adding:


"We"ve known for a couple of months that we won, but it was still crazy to be greeted with silver platters of quesadillas and gorditas minutes after being introduced for the first time as husband and wife.


"It was such a funny setting for the first meeting of our two families."


We"d have to imagine!


Scroll around below for the official Snapchat and Instagram photos from this special, spicy event…




1. Today’s the Day!


Todays the day

Taco Bell used the wedding as a form of promotion. But whatever. It was a free wedding for the bride and groom!



2. Happy Wife, Happy Life


Happy wife happy life

And having a happy stomach helps as well.



3. Best. Bouquet. Ever.


Best bouquet ever

We really hope she didn’t throw this into her sea of female friends.



4. So in Love


So in love

With each other, that is. The appetizers and main course to come merely adding to the romantic occasion.



5. You May Kiss the Bride


You may kiss the bride

And then dig into the nachos!



6. Let’s Eat!


Lets eat

What? Did you expect pigs in a blanket?


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Monday, May 22, 2017

IndyCar Drivers Robbed At Gunpoint At Taco Bell

IndyCar drivers Scott Dixon and Dario Franchitti were robbed at gunpoint at an Indianapolis Taco Bell Sunday night, and two teenagers are under arrest … according to Indy police. Franchitti and Dixon were at the restaurants drive-thru — only a…


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Friday, April 7, 2017

Taco Squirrel Takes New York City, Internet By Storm


Move over, Pizza Rat.


You are SO 2015.


Two years after this cheese-loving rodent made headlines in New York City, the Internet has fallen in love with Taco Squirrel.


He"s a squirrel. Who was spotted eating a taco.


That"s about it. But check out the adorable animal below and then see what Twitter has to say about him:




1. This is Taco Squirrel


Taco squirrel

He made headlines by scarfing down on this Mexican delicacy during a nice spring day in New York.



2. Or When It’s Warm and Dry Outside


Or when its warm and dry outside

When isn’t a good time for taco squirrel?!?



3. Just Trying to Get By


Just trying to get by

The squirrel trouble is real.



4. We’d Totally Read This


Wed totally read this

Come on, children’s authors of the world!



5. #RelationshipGoals


Number relationshipgoals

Just something to consider, ladies.



6. What is This Nonsense?!?


What is this nonsense

We’re not ready for Eggo Squirrel. One at a time, please.


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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Vanderpump Rules Recap: Taco Tuesday, Wedding Wednesday!

On Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 20, it became obvious that Stassi had changed for the better, to the surprise of no one ever.


How did Lisa react to that, and did she figure out what was going on with Scheana when her waitress started acting erratically at work?


Also … Schwartz and Katie got married! For real!



If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you knew that with only 24 hours left until their big day, it was still up in the air whether it’d happen.


Katie and Schwartz had endured a tumultuous couple of weeks leading up to the wedding, to say the least, and everyone was freaking.


Jax Taylor, for one, was beyond stressed.


Tom Sandoval wanted to surprise his namesake by flying out his triplet brothers for the wedding, but the trio missed their flights to LA.


“I couldn’t think of anything that could suck more,” Jax lamented. “All they had to do was show up on time, and they couldn’t do that!”



Why Tom’s brothers flying in would be a surprise, we can’t say, but Mike Shay was feeling melancholy in the run-up to the event, too.


“His behavior lately has just been off,” Scheana Shay said, later lying to Lisa, who asked how everything has been going with her marriage:


“Amazing! We have our spark back!” she said.


“When we kiss, it’s like the first time again.”


The announcement of the inevitable Scheana and Mike Shay divorce came after this was filmed, and much has been written about it.


Soon it was time for the happy (?) couple’s “Taco Tuesday” rehearsal dinner, and then the wedding, which Lisa finally agreed to officiate.


How was the Big Boss feeling about that?



“I’m a little bit nervous because I’m officiating the wedding, but I’ve had no direction whatsoever,” Lisa told the Bravo cameras of the role.


“I could be saying, ‘Hey, do you f–ker take you f–ker to get married and spend the rest of your life screaming at each other?’ They have no idea!”


They would have an idea if she said that during the ceremony, but we think we know where’s going with it. In any case, it was so emotional.


“Oh, if you start crying, I’ll start crying,” Lisa jokingly said to Katie, while Schwartz’s brothers showed up after all and Tom broke down.


“My brain is not even processing,” Schwartz said, clearly moved. “I’m looking at them. I know it’s my brothers! But my mind won’t accept it.”


For his part, Jax was just relieved.



“I wanted to rip my teeth out, and then stick a spoon in my eye and drag my body behind a semi-truck. That’s what it was like,” he said.


Getting them there was worth it, though, so they could witness their brother’s nuptials … but first, some vintage Stassi Schroeder tears.


Stassi admitted that she made mistakes (“Maybe you needed to grow up,” Lisa told her) as she tried to make it right before the wedding.


Most importantly, Schwartz and Katie’s wedding finally arrived, and both Tom and Katie actually showed up and exchanged vows. Amazing.


Schwartz finished writing his vows with only an hour to spare, and Kristen, Tom and Jax scrambled to get everyone there, but they did.


And they all lived happily ever after?



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Saturday, December 24, 2016

Del Taco Grub Put Me in a Coma, O.C. Customer Sues

Del Taco’s claim its food is “Un-Freshing Believable” is un-freaking believable to an Orange County man who says 2 tacos and a quesadilla put him in a coma. The 57-year-old customer is suing over a meal he says left him vomiting and in serious…


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Friday, December 2, 2016

Taco Bell Cheetos Quesadilla Takes Snack Time to Another Level

Taco Bell just unleashed a delicious fury on the public in the form of a Cheetos Quesadilla — and if you love Cheetos, or Quesadilla, then this is for you!


Do you live in the Phillippines, though? 


‘Cause if you don’t, super bad for you, friend. 



The limited edition Cheetos Quesadillas are currently only available for purchase, delight, digest, and regret in Southeast Asia in the Western Pacific.  


Just look at that gooey deliciousness … with a side of Cheetos. 


Are we in some kind of heaven or what? 


Taco Bell (Phillippines!) shared the above pic on their Facebook account with the following caption. 


“Chester Cheetah has taken over #TacoBellPHL and he’s created the #CheetosQuesadilla! Now available at Taco Bell Gateway, TriNoma, Alabang Town Center and Cyberpark Tower for a limited time only.”


“Trust us,” the statement continued. “You wouldn’t want to miss this!”



No, we wouldn’t, but roughly 97.3% of us will have to miss this, unfortunately. 


If you really think about it, though, it’s pretty ingenious. 


It’s Cheetos — crunchy, delicious Cheetos — tucked into a cheesy Quesadilla.  


Yeah, the Cheetos are probably going to go soft and wormy before you can get your third bite in, but those first two chomps?  


We’re talking major cheesed-out bliss here, friends. 


Honestly, just look at this. 



Look at it one more time and just try to tell us that this isn’t one of the greatest food combinations in the history of all food combinations. 


Better than peanut butter and jelly? 


Pssh. 


What even is PB&J? 


Better than Nutella and everything?  


Almost. 


Not quite, but almost, and that’s why it’s probably imperative that you sign up for that generic, vaguely work-related seminar that just so happens to be in the Phillippines and tell your boss “Sayonara” and that you’ll bring him back a pretty delicious souvenir. 



Really — look at all of these happy people eating Cheetos Quesadillas.  


You know you feel left out. 


You know that there’s something to this beautiful mystery unfolding in front of you. 


Most importantly, you remember what Doritos did for Taco Bell. 


And you know that Doritos are the loser stepchild of Cheetos and tortilla chips. 



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Friday, May 6, 2016

Donald Trump Eats Taco Bowl, Declares: I Love Hispanics!

Donald Trump is the presumptive Republican nominee for President of the United States.


Just something to keep in mind as you scroll down and read about what his latest actions…



In honor of Cinco de Mayo, Trump shared the above photo on Facebook last night, giving followers a look at his office in Trump Tower…


… along with a certain food item on the menu there.


“Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!” Trump wrote as a caption.


The Donald, of course, first made crazy headlines at the start of his campaign in July when he said some controversial things about Mexicans, such as how most of them are rapists and drug dealers.


But Trump likes to eat taco bowls apparently. 


So that makes everything okay!


(If you look closely at Trump’s desk, by the way, you can see a vintage photo of ex-wife Marla Maples in a bikini peeking out from a recent People Magazine story.)



Hillary Clinton, meanwhile, was quick to respond to Trump’s Facebook post.


She took to Twitter and referenced an interview the billionaire real estate mogul gave to NBC News’ Lester Holt on Wednesday when the topic of undocumented immigrants came up.




HRC Response



Samantha Bee shared her own taco bowl picture and wrote in reply:


“The best taco bowls are made by immigrants who resent a rich prick calling them rapists. Love inauthentic Mexican!”


Then there was Josh Gad, who was among those who helped #Hispanics become the top trending item on Twitter Thursday afternoon.


“Now that Trump’s shown he loves #Hispanics by eating a taco bowl, I can’t wait for the inevitable Halal Cart “I love Muslims” Twitter post,” the actor and comedian Tweeted.


Also, on Instagram, George Lopez minced his feelings even less, writing to Trumo:


“After lunch you can take that thumb and shove it deep in your a– @realdonaldtrump #pelosforpresident I pray for IBS-D #ftp #mmlv #NoChillOnEarth.”


However, MSNBC host Ronan Farrow wins with his response to Trump’s taco bowl post:


Adviser: We have to talk about latinos.

Trump: Or do u mean

*holds up taco bowl*

TACO bout them?

Adviser: I need a photographer in here NOW

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Taco Bell -- Obsessed Fan Scores Free Trip, Free Tacos

Z STAFF


EXCLUSIVE

0915-mogirlprobs-tacobell-twitterTake your senior pics at Taco Bell and you get a free trip to L.A. … but only if you’re a T-Bell nutcase.


Brittany Creech, a St. Louis native and self-proclaimed Taco Bell connoisseur, got a call from Taco Bell honchos after her pics were re-tweeted thousands of times.  


The company just flew her out to L.A. to star in a new online marketing campaign for the brand. 


As for compensation …. there is none, but a trip to L.A. is still awesome. And there’s this … she gets free Taco Bell the entire time she’s on the left coast.  


Talk about a deal …


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