Kourtney Kardashian Eats Foccacia, Klaps Back at Mommy-Shamer

Based on a couple of clips we’ve seen to far from Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 15, Kourtney Kardashian will be fighting mad when this reality series returns in August.

Here. See what we mean below:

Kourtney Kardashian: Is She Leaving Reality TV?!?

But while Kourtney may get angry at her sisters on air later this summer, the long-time E! personality looks pretty darn relaxed at the moment, having shared a handful of photos from her ongoing vacation in Italy.

On Sunday, Kourtney shared a photo of herself on a yacht in Portofino with the caption, “just finished my daily basket of focaccia…hbu?”

To the average Internet user, this picture is both hilarious and beautiful.

It’s hilarious for two reasons: First, Kardashian apparently eats one basket of focaccia per day; second, she’s asking whether her followers have also done so themselves yet, as if this is a regular hobby.

It’s beautiful because…. ummm… just take a look at Kardashian’s ridiculous body in this image:

To the average Internet troll,however, this picture was a cause to lash out at Kourtney and question her qualifications for motherhood.

In a response to the snapshot, one idiot went ahead and actually commented,:

“Where are your kids?”

To which Kourtney replied:

“My son was taking the photo, and the other two were sitting a table across from me. Thank you so much for your concern.”

We’re gonna go out on a limb and assume that last sentence was written with sarcasm. Extreme sarcasm.

Kourtney, of course, shares children Mason Disick, Penelope Disick and Reign Disick with ex-boyfriend Scott Disick.

She arrived in Italy with boyfriend Younes Bendjima in late June and has been sharing many pictures from the trip on social media ever since.

It’s pretty clear everyone is having a grand time abroad, as evidenced by this totally adorable image of Kourtney and daughter Penelope.

How precious, right?!?

Kourtney and Bendjima seemed like a random fling back when the two first got together.

But they are reportedly still having hot cougar sex every chance they get and appear to be going stronger than ever before.

For some very strange reason, Maxim recently left Kourtney off its Hot Women list, which should perhaps be prosecuted as an actual crime.

We present the pictures above as evidence.

And for those who want to look like Kardashian, apparently the secret is now out:

Eat a basket of foccacia every day. There you have it!

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Kim Kardashian Eats Noodles Naked, Twitter Loses Its Mind

If there were an Oscar for Achievement in the Field of Creative Nudity, Kim Kardashian would win it every year.

You see, Kim is naked a lot, but she almost never serves up the same type of nudity twice.

Take the latest addition to her body of work, which we call Noodles in the Nude:

Yes, that’s Kim eating what appears to be some sort of udon dish while topless.

Obviously, this is very dangerous, as hot liquids and nipples are a bad combination.

But Kim is happy to do it for the ‘Gram, as the kids say, and for that, we thank her.

As usual, the comments on Kim’s latest nude are a mixed bag.

Most people were just duly appreciative of some unexpected boobs, but for some reason, mom-shaming Kim Kardashian is one of the internet’s favorite activities.

“Like no, put on some clothes, like at this age with how ever many kids you have and you doing this, isn’t working for you,” commented one user who seems like a lot of fun at parties.

“You should be embarrassed to show your body as much as you do with your ridiculous wigs,” wrote another Mom of the Year candidate.

“Your a very poor role model for your children. I watch your photos as you post them for many years but never say anything. Somewhere you really need to stop.”

You’d think before criticizing the parenting of a person you’ve never met, you’d edit the living hell out of your comment to make sure your grammar was 100 percent on point.

But apparently, Kim’s haters don’t have time to distinguish between “your” and “you’re.”

Anyway, Kim is obviously fully aware of the fact that living well is the best revenge.

Rather than take the time to respond to the trash-talkers, she simply continues having an amazing life and looking impossibly good while naked.

It’s a wonderful method of coping with douche-baggery that’s unfortunately not available to everyone.

Some of us still have to handle things the old-fashioned way.

By which we mean crying, deleting our account, and then quietly reactivating it like three hours later.

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Tina Fey Slams Donald Trump on Weekend Update, Eats Cake

Tina Fey made a triumphant, hilarious, emotional and delicious return to Weekend Update on Thursday night.

The former co-anchor of this Saturday Night Live segment appeared opposite Colin Jost and Michael Che to discuss Donald Trump, the events in Charlottesville last weekend and the President"s subsequent reaction.

It should be noted that Fey graduated from the University of Virigina, where a rally organized by White Supremacists took place a week ago.

"It broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville," Fey said to open her speech, prior to calling out President Trump for his refusal to condemn the violence committed by neo-Nazis at the demonstration.

"[Trump] comes out and he says that he condemns violence on many sides, and I’m feeling sick because I’ve seen Raiders of the Lost Ark and I wasn’t confused by it.

"Nazis are always bad. I don’t care what you say."

Somehow, even in 2017, this is a statement that many people have had to say in response to the President NOT saying anything like it.

Fey then offered advice to those trying to make a difference… and/or simply trying to keep safe.

"I know a lot of us are feeling anxious and asking ourselves, "What can I do?"

"So I would urge people this Saturday, instead of participating in these screaming matches and potential violence, find a local business that you support – maybe a Jewish-run bakery, or an African-American-run bakery.

"Order a cake with the American flag on it like this one and just eat it."

And with that, yes: you better believe Fey tore into a giant sheet cake.

"The next time you see a bunch of white guys in polo shirts screaming about taking our country back – and you wanna scream, "It"s not our country. We stole it from the Native Americans," she explained, adding:

"And when they have a peaceful protest at Standing Rock we shoot at them with rubber bullets, but we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons."

"And while you wanna yell that, don"t yell it at the Klan, Colin. Yell it into the cake."

Watch the full segment below:

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Bella Hadid Eats It Hard in Her "For Walking" Boots

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Kylie Jenner Goes Braless, Eats Pomegranate Seeds: Watch!

One a scale from Kylie Jenner"s pomegranate seeds to Bella Thorne"s burger, how healthy is your 19-year-old celebrity food photoshoot?

Actually, we kid. In part because there"s no need to pit these two teens against each other.

But in part because Kylie"s series of braless Snapchat videos seem more like humorous outtakes, as you can see in the video below.

But we should maybe clarify that when we say braless, we mean braless.

Kylie"s boobs can barely be contained in the best of circumstances.

And this brown dress seems design to flash cleavage and to move and shimmer as her body shakes.

(Which you can see plenty of in the video, when she keeps cracking up with laughter)

But it doesn"t seem to do anything to reign in her prodigious bust.

And it doesn"t exactly leave a lot to the imagination when her butt moves, either.

Kylie"s famously curvy butt puts others to shame. Nice try, Kendall.

Now, usually when celebrities do product placement over Instagram …

… And let"s not pretend that we don"t all know what this is. …

… They show the label on the packages.

Just like how you watch a movie and, like, two superheroes end up reducing the storefront of a Subway to rubble, but between a glimpse at the ingredients and a glimpse of the logo, you"re suddenly craving a footlong.

Well, it may be that, because of Kylie"s status or whatever, she doesn"t have to show the labels.

Plus, if this is a paid placement, does POM really need to advertise?

Like, I"ve never in my life eaten pomegranate seeds that weren"t either from a little POM container or directly, manually extracted from a pomegranate with my own juice-stained fingers.

Oh gosh, I"m doing Kylie"s job for her, aren"t I?

Maybe.

We do have to admit that it"s possible that Kylie just really loves pomegranate seeds.

She"s said in the past that she eats them multiple times per day.

They"re supposed to be super good for you in a number of ways, though we"re always leery of any of the promises of "superfoods."

Sometimes celebrities really just love food enough to share it.

Remember Iskra Lawrence"s favorite way to eat avocados?

But Kylie could also be, if not in so many words, asking for more free packages of pomegranate, or money to promote a specific brand.

Now that Kim"s moving in on the makeup business, a girl"s got to make a living.

Pomegranates generally bring three things to mind:

-Persephone eating pomegranate seeds in the underworld

-what a pain it is to pick the delicious seeds out of the fruit itself

-pomegranate vodka, or just drinks that combine pomegranate drinks with vodka

I mention that last one because Kylie will be 21 in 14 months.

Can you imagine what kinds of product endorsements she could do, on social media and otherwise, when she"s of drinking age?

Any liquor companies that sell pomegranate flavored drinks should start negotiating for that right now.

You only need to watch this video compilation to understand why:

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Donald Trump Inaugural Committee Eats a Million on Show Gone Awry

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Pollster Keeps Promise, Eats Bug Because Donald Trump is President

Sam Wang has been forced to eat his words.

Sort of literally.

A professor at Princeton University, Wang considers himself an expert when it comes to polling.

Like nearly every single other expert when it comes to polling, however, Wang was way off about Donald Trump. Like, way, way, way, WAY off about Donald Trump.

He did not predict that Trump would defeat Hillary Clinton and become the next President of the United States.

In fact, he did not predict that Trump would receive more than 240 Electoral College votes.

(As of this writing, Trump has won the Presidency with 290 Electoral College votes.)

Just how confident was Wang about his political forecast?

On October 18, he Tweeted the following:

“It is totally over. If Trump wins more than 240 electoral votes, I will eat a bug.”

Fast forward to this past Saturday and an interview with CNN’s Michael Smerconish, who would not let Wang forget about his vow.

“There are things that can happen that could bring the country together, but I don’t think the bug thing is one of them, I just wanted to point it out,” Wang said, after explaining how there are more important issues to discuss, such as who Trump will nominate to the Supreme Court.

Sure, fine, whatever, Smerconish replied.

Let’s just “put” the bug thing to “bed,” he insisted.

And Wang could not really argue.

“After all, I was wrong. A lot of people were wrong, but no one made the promise I did,” Wang confessed, prior to eating a single cricket from a bowl of gourmet crickets mixed with honey.

Watch him do so below:

Sam Wang Eats a Bug On Television

Donald Trump as President has taken many people by surprise, of course.

Celebrities have reacted to this development in horror, with George R.R. Martin saying winter is here… Katy Perry donating $ 10,000 to Planned Parenthood… and Leslie Knope trying to assuage our fears with an open letter.

Trump, meanwhile, appeared on 60 Minutes on Sunday night, giving his first interview since becoming President-Election to Lesley Stahl.

He sounded fine with gay marriage. He said it’s possible the Supreme Court Justice he appoints will help overturn Roe vs. Wade. He didn’t fully believe that hate crimes were being committed in his name, but he did tell his supporters to be less violent.

What else did Trump and Stahl discuss?

Will he continue to Tweet as President? How will he handle ISIS? What about that whole Mexican border wall?

Click around below for some of Trump’s most revealing answers:

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Since Trump’s elections, protests and demonstrations have broken out around the country, from New York City to Portland.

Most of them have been peaceful, but all of them include chants that disavow Trump as the President of those protesting.

Trump initially Tweeted that these people were “paid” to “incite” opposition by the media, although he later wrote that he admired their “passion.”

There is also a One Million Woman March planned for D.C. on the day Trump is inaugurated in January.

So we have not heard the last from folks disenchanted and discouraged by Donald Trump as President of the United States.

What will he actually do once he is President of the United States? We shudder to think.

But we have some ideas…

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Travis Rudolph: FSU Star Eats Lunch With Lonely Autistic Student

We have good news.  

Your faith in humanity will be restored immediately upon reading this article.

Florida State University"s football team visited a local middle school on August 30th, and during lunch, wide receiver Travis Rudolph saw one student eating lunch on his own.

Rudolph sat down across from the boy, who has autism, and the two chatted while they enjoyed their lunch together.

The boy"s mother, Leah Paske didn"t know that this viral photo included her son until a friend sent it to her.

Paske shared the photo on Facebook, along with a tearjerker of a message.

"A friend of mine sent this beautiful picture to me today and when I saw it with the caption "Travis Rudolph is eating lunch with your son." I replied "who is that?" He said "FSU football player" then I had tears streaming down my face," she wrote.

"Travis Rudolph, a wide receiver at Florida State, and several other FSU players visited my sons school today.

"I"m not sure what exactly made this incredibly kind man share a lunch table with my son, but I"m happy to say that it will not soon be forgotten." 

Paske said she worries about her son on a daily basis and whether or not he"s eating lunch alone, but yesterday was different.

"This is one day I didn"t have to worry if my sweet boy ate lunch alone, because he sat across from someone who is a hero in many eyes.

"Travis Rudolph thank you so much, you made this momma exceedingly happy, and have made us fans for life!"

Reporters asked Rudolph what prompted him to go sit with the boy, and the West Palm Beach native"s answer was nothing short of endearing.

Rudolph said he saw him sitting there, so he grabbed some pizza and asked if he could sit down.

"He said, "sure, why not,"" Rudolph told reporters.

"I just felt like we had a great conversation.

"I was just a kid not too long ago and I remember what the impact was of guys that played in college and in the NFL coming back to us," he continued.

"So I feel like maybe I can change someone"s life or I can make someone a better person or make someone want to be great or be like me, or even better."

It sounds trite, but it"s pretty incredible what a simple act of kindness can do.  

Woman Eats Own Hair For Seven Years, Doctors Remove 14-Pound Hairball From Stomach

A UK woman who suffered unexplained abdominal pain for months is feeling better after a 14-pound hairball was removed from her stomach.

That’ll do it.

Sophie Cox, 23, said that the giant ball of hair removed from her body had built up over seven years of compulsively eating her tresses.

Seriously.

Six years ago, Cox was first diagnosed with trichotillomania, a condition where sufferers endure a compulsive urge to pull out their hair.

Moreover, she has trichophagia, in which a person feels an urge to eat their own hair. All of a sudden, your health issues aren’t so bad.

Cox said when she was stressed out she found comfort from plucking strands of hair and eating them during the day, according to reports.

She thought it was harmless … until it wasn’t.

When she got pregnant in 2014, Cox suffered serious stomach pains and kept losing weight at a time when she should be gaining it.

That was the first warning sight. Then two months after her daughter was born, the pain was so excruciating, it left her doubled in agony.

“By October 2015, I couldn’t eat without vomiting and my stomach would swell up,” she said. “I’d lost [84 pounds] in two years.”

“I dropped six dress sizes, taking me to a size 12.” 

Doctors had no clue what was wrong with her, but tested Cox for gallstones and stomach cancer. She, fortunately, had neither.

Finally, when Cox underwent an endoscopy last November, medical professionals figured out what was cause her discomfort.

This insanely giant hairball:

“When they showed me the scan I was speechless. It looked like something from a horror film,” she said, reflecting on her ordeal.

“The specialist hadn’t seen anything like it in 30 years. It was too big to break down in my stomach, leaving me malnourished and dehydrated.”

Even worse?

Having to wait five months to have it removed, due to various favors, including the scheduling of an elaborate, six-hour operation.

The hairball, or “trichobezoar,” was eventually taken out, and “I felt instantly better when I woke up, even though I was sore and groggy.”

“It was disgusting.”

Yes. Indeed it was.

“I cried with relief that it was gone,” Cox says, admitting that she has a problem and is being monitored to ensure no new hairballs develop.

She is on a list to receive treatment to help determine the underlying causes of the conditions that resulted in this experience.

“I’m just so thankful the hairball was found before it was too late,” she said, and a good thing too, for her sake and her child’s. 

“Now I can get on with being a hands-on mum.”

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Dwayne Johnson Eats Candy For the First Time in 27 Years! WATCH!

You may not be able to smell what The Rock is cooking in the following clip, but many of us have tasted what he"s eating.

As you might already know, Dwayne Johnson"s diet is the stuff of Internet legend.

The man basically lives on a diet of cod, baked chicken and artfully cocked eyebrows.

Obviously, that doesn"t leave a lot of room for empty calories, such as – well, most of the crap the rest of slobs eat.

But hey, maintaining the physique of a Greek god at 44 while still making time to save drowning puppies isn"t easy.

Not surprisingly, Johnson has had to make some serious sacrifices over the years.

And it seems one of the first things to get 86"ed from his diet when he decided to become the closest thing to flawless that mankind has ever achieved was candy.

We don"t mean Dwayne only indulges in candy on cheat days, or even on holidays.

We mean the man flat-out eats no sugary treats at all.

In fact, during his appearance on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night, Johnson confirmed the rumor that he hasn"t eaten candy in 27 years.

That streak came to an end last night when Fallon offered Johnson a wide array of ways to fall off the wagon.

Perhaps not surprisingly, Johnson chose Pop Rocks.

And he was not disappointed.

“So that’s what candy tastes like,” Johnson said. “It’s amazing.”

Amazing, indeed.

Watch the hilarious clip below:

Serena Williams Eats Dog Food, Immediately Regrets It

Serena Williams has made it very clear over the years that she can hold serve.

But holding down her dog"s fancy, expensive dinner? That"s an entirely different matter.

In a series of Snapchat videos that depict a very different side of the greatest women"s tennis player of all-time (this is not up for debate), Serena explains that her three-year old dog, Chip, spends a lot of time on the road.

This is what happens when you"re owner plays in tennis tournaments around the globe.

As a result, Chip rarely eats his regular dog food. (We guess we can"t refer to it as "regular" in that case, can we?).

He does get to stay in very nice hotels, however, some of which even have special dog menus. And that"s what brings us to this clip.

While in Rome, Williams ordered Chip a meal of salmon and rice. 

It so closely resembled the sort of salmon and rice that she would order that she had an idea: why not try it? Why not see what it tastes like?

To prove how much the dog food looks like person food, Williams even showed a plate of it to the camera.

“I’m like, what the heck? I’m going to try a piece. It looks good. So I ate a spoonful. Don’t judge me,” she said.

So she tried it. And what happened next?

“I just ran to the toilet like I was going to pass out,” she said, adding two hours after the incident: "Now I feel really sick."

For the record, however: Williams felt well enough to play the day after this experiment, taking to the court on Thursday and beating Christina McHale, 7-6, 6-1.

So she learned a lesson and then she went out and taught one to her opponent.

Wombat Farts, Eats Corn in Violent Fashion

The Internet is feeling very corny these days.

In the very recent past, we"ve covered such breaking news here at The Hollywood Gossip as the guy who ate his corn on the cob in 10 seconds with a power drill…

… and the young woman who tried to eat her corn on the cob in 10 seconds with a power drill.

But ended up giving herself the world"s worst haircut instead.

In case you somehow forgot about these epic pieces of footage:

Now, it"s time to present Pete the Wombat.

The following video comes to us from BBC Two and it features one of these animals sitting on the lap of his handler.

He opens the clip by farting… really loudly.

“Wasn’t me,” the man holding Pete says.

The wombat seems pretty relaxed after passing all this gas, until the man presents him with some corn on the cob, that is.

Then, he becomes “like a beaver chewing through wood,” as the man says and as you’re about to see below.

We"ve never seen an animal eat corn quite like this before. Not even Michael Buble eats corn quite like this.

See for yourself… and then be forever scared of wombats any time they get near food.