Jersey Shore Recap: "This is Next Level Mindf-ckery"

A major secret was revealed on Jersey Shore: Family Vacation this week.

And a major bombshell was dropped.

Ready for a recap of events, which mostly served as a warm-up for what looks to be the most insane episode of all-time next Thursday night? Let’s do this…

The installment centered around Deena Cortese and husband Christopher Buckner hosting a gender reveal party at their home in The Garden State.

“I can’t wait anymore. I’m dying,” Deena said while waiting for a color-coded smoke signal to alert her and her loved ones to the sex of her impending child.

Ronnie Ortiz-Magro had not told anyone he was coming to the event, but he showed up nevertheless — keep that in mind, okay?

First, however, blue smoke rose up in the air, Chris screamed “YEAH!” and Deena explained why they were both so pleased to discover they were having a son.

“Now I can name my son after Chris and my dad,” said Cortese, whose father passed away in June of 2016.

Ronnie, meanwhile, actually pulled Deena aside and touched our hearts by telling her it was important for him to be on hand.

He felt awful that he missed her father’s funeral back in the day.

Of course, the last his friends had seen of Ronnie, he had been dragged by a car down the street and was all over the news due to this literal run-in with baby mama Jen Harley.

“I feel like I’m seeing a ghost,” Snooki said of his appearance at the party, while Vinny compared Ronne to Bigfoot for a similar reason.

What was it liked getting DRAGGED ON THE PAVEMENT BY A MOVING VEHICLE?

“It was an accident,” insisted Ronnie, adding that he and Harley (who share a young daughter named Ariana) are somehow still trying to work things out.

“What the hell is this kid doing?” Vinny asked during a confessional.

The roommates then gathered to celebrate the birthdays of The Situation and Pauly D at a Dave & Busters.

Appropriately, Mike got a cheeseburger cake, while Pauly got an Italian flag cake.

After going to town on the “foods,” the honorees opened their gifts.

Among other items, Mike received a police hat (LOL because he’s off to prison for tax evasion) and Pauly received a bedazzled megaphone.

Did the group want to go to Atlantic City with him for his next gig, Pauly wondered?

Everyone except Snooki said they were in: Deena with Chris; Mike with his fiancee, Lauren; Angelina Pivarnick with her fiance; and Ronnie said Jen would meet them there.

Wait, WHAT?!?

The clique was was stunned.

JWOWW even spit out her wine!

Hadn’t Harley just been arrested for domestic battery after she allegedly hit Ronnie in the face and dragged him with her car?!?

That’s a rhetorical question. The answer is yes.

“Can I get everyone’s attention for a second,” Ronne said during the group’s steak dinner in Atlantic City?

“So, obviously, there’s a lot of stuff that’s been going on with me and Jen, and she is in town and she’s here, and I would love for her to be with us this weekend.

Would you guys mind if she would come to Pauly’s gig tomorrow and just hang out? We’re all a family. I wanna put it out there, and I don’t wanna make people feel uncomfortable.”

JWOWW spit out some more wine at this point and Vinny killed us by adding:

“I mean, she can come. I’ve always wanted to be on TMZ!”

“What the f-ck, Ron?” Jenni later told cameras.

“You didn’t go to Seaside ‘cause you were dragged by a car, and now you’re like, ‘Yeah, be cool with her.’ Like, I don’t know where to go with this. This is next level mindf-ckery.”

Despite Ronnie assuring his pals that it was alll good because he and Jen were attending couples therapy, Vinny also had his doubts.

“Ron is telling us that the fighting with Jen has ended,” he said in a confessional, concluding:

“That’s like him saying that the fighting with Sam has ended, which we all know has never ended. Obviously, we’re all terrified. He’s gonna do what he wants anyway, so there’s not much we can do.”

And, with that basically, we faded to black.

Return next week to find out what happened when Harley actually arrived in Atlantic City!

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Matt Roloff: I"m Ready to Take Caryn Chandler Romance to the "Next Level!"

On this past Tuesday night’s episode of Little People, Big World, Matt Roloff made headlines for something he is NOT going to do.

After giving it much consideration and speaking to his loved ones about the possibility, Roloff decided not to run for political office.

But the veteran TLC personality also revealed something else about himself on this same installment, something that it sounds like he WILL be doing in the near future.

And that something is this:

Marrying Caryn Chandler!

This is mere speculation on our part at the moment, although there have been rumors flying around for weeks that Roloff is engaged to Chandler, who formerly worked as his family’s farm manager.

Lost in the aforementioned political talk from the latest episode of this reality series, however, is something the Roloff patriarch said about his girlfriend of over a year.

“Caryn and I are looking to invest in property [in Arizona],” Matt said on air, confirming our report that he’ll be moving down south for at least part of the year.

This is the first time Roloff has acknowledged that Chandler is a key aspect of that plan, however.

And he wasn’t done talking about the couple’s clearly very serious future.

“Amy and I have a lot of assets in the farm, so it’s really important that I start investing some of my personal money off the farm and really just having my own path that’s separate from Amy,” Matt continued, adding:

“I feel very committed to Caryn.

“Caryn and I are going on this adventure together, we are on this great track. So the idea of us having a vacation home that we share together, it’s interesting.

“I think we are going to take our relationship to the next level.”

There it is. The next level.

This may mean an engagement. This may simply mean co-habitating with each other.

But, either way, it’s the latest sign that Chandler will be in Matt’s life for a long, long time going forward.

This has caused some tension between Matt and Amy, naturally, because they were married for 26 years and have four kids together.

They also co-own the farm we cited above and Amy was pretty close to Chandler before she started to date her ex-husband.

Amy, meanwhile, is involved with Chris Marek. This relationship is also pretty serious.

However, unlike Matt with Caryn, Amy said on a recent episode that she will not really consider Marek when pondering her next step in life.

“Chris is an important person in my life, but I have no set agenda – or time limit – on how we move forward,” she said.

Amy went on to admit that she has also considered a move off the farm, regardless of whether she ends up with Marek for good or not:

“I mean, look how much stuff I still have to figure out in my life.

“So until I solidify certain other things that are going on in my life, I don’t want Chris to get involved.”

Interesting contrast between Roloffs here, huh?

We’ll continue to keep a close eye on both their romances and to keep readers up to date on where everything stands.

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On tonight’s episode of Vanderpump Rules we’ll finally see Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney get married.

The wedding comes on the heels of a lot of drama, a lot of tears, and a lot of very valid questions about whether or not these two should really be getting hitched.

But while we’ve yet to see the Bubbas exchange vows, the public has already lost interest in Tom and Katie’s dysfunctional relationship and shifted focus to a new Vanderpump coupling.

We learned last month that Scheana Marie and Robert Valletta are dating, and now that they’ve gone public, the lovebirds are flaunting their romance at every opportunity.

Scheana and Robert kept their relationship on the down-low at first, as she’s still in the process of divorcing Mike Shay.

Now that the cat is out of the bag, however, they’re making up for lost time in a big way.

Though they’ve only been together a few months, Scheana and Robert are already traveling together, and it seems they’re big fans of those lame “couple on vacation” photos that are always clogging your newsfeed.

And we’re not talking about little weekend jaunts to Napa here, either.

These two are going international, and the weekend saw them partying it up in Amsterdam.

Scheana posted the above photo yesterday, along with a caption reading:

“Saturday night in the Dam!”

We’re not sure if anyone actually calls Amsterdam “the Dam,” but we’re gonna go ahead and assume Scheana just made that one up.

Anyway, it looks like these two don’t have a care in the world, but they’re not kicking things off under the most auspicious circumstances.

Scheana and Shay didn’t just get divorced, they got full on ugly divorced, and the specter of that failed marriage is still looming large over Scheana’s life.

Tonight’s season finale will celebrate romance, but after that, we’re on to the reunion show, and it seems Scheana’s troubled love life will be a major topic of discussion.

In fact, her much-maligned ex will make an appearance to confront rumors that he cheated on Scheana and explain what exactly went wrong.

Nothing like curling up on the couch with your new dude and watching as you and your ex hash out your marital troubles on TV.

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Good luck with that, you two!

Watch Vanderpump Rules online to get caught up and try to imagine how awkward this season must be for Robert!

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Soulja Boy Brings Royalty, Floyd Mayweather Into Chris Brown Beef; Feud Escalates to Next Level

So much for any chance of the momentary detente struck between Chris Brown and Soulja Boy extending to full-on peace accord status.

Chris’ two-year-old daughter, Royalty, has just been dragged into his feud with the rapper, which may send Team Breezy over the edge.

If you haven’t been on the Internet this week, well, you’ve missed quite a show in the form of this explosive Chris Brown-Soulja Boy feud.

It all hilariously started Monday night after the “Crank That” rapper liked an Instagram pic posted by Karrueche Tran, Chris’ ex-girlfriend.

Karrueche dated Chris for years, but the couple broke up.

In 2015. For a guy who beat his previous girlfriend, you’d think Chris would want to not come across as a psycho stalker, but so it goes.

”Chris brown just called and said he wanna fight me,” Soulja said on Twitter, claiming Chris threatened him over his behavior on Insta.

Then the following videos, and threats, were exchanged:

Chris Brown, Soulja Boy Threaten Each Other on Video

“Aye @chrisbrown pull up n—a and I’ll knock yo Bitch A– out,” SB yelled. “P–sy a– n—a. Stop snorting so much coke n—a! FRUITS.”

Fruits refers to the Fruit Town Pirus, a gang that Chris has long been associated with; Soulja also laid into Chris for beating up Rihanna.

Ya Boy further said that “Karrueche don’t want you n–ga!” and threatened to “beat the f–k out” Brown if he ever returned to the ‘hood.

Seriously, watch the video above. We can’t do it justice.

Chris responded, without irony, that “this s–t is beneath me” … but that he would whomp Soulja’s ass in the boxing ring in three rounds.

Which brings us to these latest bizarre developments …

After Soulja’s mom got mad and he apologized (really), the feud has ramped back up, with Chris’ little daughter, Royalty, now in the mix.

Soulja’s the one who brought her into it, too … mostly.

Again, it started on Instagram, where he shared a photo of Royalty with Floyd Mayweather and TheMoneyTeam (Floyd’s crew) tagged.

The implication? Chris’ two-year-old wants to see her father get his ass lit up in the ring, and that Floyd, the boxing champ, is all for it.

To call this a “low blow” by Soulja is an understatement.

It gets weirder, though. Chris’ baby mama Nia Guzman tagged Floyd in the pic; Soulja just reposted it before the whole thing went viral.

Her explanation of that, when confronted by TMZ?

She says her Royalty picture had nothing to do with Chris and Soulja’s verbal sparring or their threats to duke it out in a boxing match.

Rather, TMT has taken her under its wing. Obviously!

According to Nia, she and the little one have been hanging out with Mayweather recently … and “Floyd is investing in Royalty’s future.”

Yeah. We got nothing. Maybe even less than nothing.

The singer, for his part, is royally (pun not intended) pissed and making it clear that Soulja best back the hell up off his little girl ASAP.

You wanna start with CB, fine. But leave her out of it.

All we can say for sure is that if this keeps going, you might actually see these two throw down, as the Internet is already hoping for:

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Taco Bell just unleashed a delicious fury on the public in the form of a Cheetos Quesadilla — and if you love Cheetos, or Quesadilla, then this is for you!

Do you live in the Phillippines, though? 

‘Cause if you don’t, super bad for you, friend. 

The limited edition Cheetos Quesadillas are currently only available for purchase, delight, digest, and regret in Southeast Asia in the Western Pacific.  

Just look at that gooey deliciousness … with a side of Cheetos. 

Are we in some kind of heaven or what? 

Taco Bell (Phillippines!) shared the above pic on their Facebook account with the following caption. 

“Chester Cheetah has taken over #TacoBellPHL and he’s created the #CheetosQuesadilla! Now available at Taco Bell Gateway, TriNoma, Alabang Town Center and Cyberpark Tower for a limited time only.”

“Trust us,” the statement continued. “You wouldn’t want to miss this!”

No, we wouldn’t, but roughly 97.3% of us will have to miss this, unfortunately. 

If you really think about it, though, it’s pretty ingenious. 

It’s Cheetos — crunchy, delicious Cheetos — tucked into a cheesy Quesadilla.  

Yeah, the Cheetos are probably going to go soft and wormy before you can get your third bite in, but those first two chomps?  

We’re talking major cheesed-out bliss here, friends. 

Honestly, just look at this. 

Look at it one more time and just try to tell us that this isn’t one of the greatest food combinations in the history of all food combinations. 

Better than peanut butter and jelly? 

Pssh. 

What even is PB&J? 

Better than Nutella and everything?  

Almost. 

Not quite, but almost, and that’s why it’s probably imperative that you sign up for that generic, vaguely work-related seminar that just so happens to be in the Phillippines and tell your boss “Sayonara” and that you’ll bring him back a pretty delicious souvenir. 

Really — look at all of these happy people eating Cheetos Quesadillas.  

You know you feel left out. 

You know that there’s something to this beautiful mystery unfolding in front of you. 

Most importantly, you remember what Doritos did for Taco Bell. 

And you know that Doritos are the loser stepchild of Cheetos and tortilla chips. 

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Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian: Sleeping Together! Taking it to the Next Level!

Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are mostly likely sleeping together, insiders say, taking their romance to a whole ‘nother level.

Lord knows what Scott Disick will think of this …

Social media has been inundated with reports that the rumored couple is banging ever since Justin taunted her baby daddy on Instagram.

Despite the 15-year age difference, and lack of official confirmation about their relationship status the questions are not going away.

A new report suggests that while Kardashian is not dating anyone – on the record – the two are nonetheless getting more serious.

How serious “serious” is? That’s subject to wide interpretation.

First, there’s the source of this gossip, which is far from reliable. Second, there’s the question of whether either party’s heart is elsewhere.

Earlier today, we reported that Bieber is furious about Selena Gomez and Niall Horan and the Christmas present he gifted the beauty.

According to insiders, the One Direction singer took one of his t-shirts, bathed the thing in cologne, and lovingly gave it to Selena.

Hot? Weird? A little bit of both? Who are we to say, THGers?

Gomez was allegedly thrilled, in any case, with such a personal and intimate gift from Niall, and wears it to bed every single night.

This rumor might as well have sent smoke billowing out of Bieber’s ears … and driven him to pursue Kourtney even more aggressively.

Ironically, she and Bieber are said to bond over their tumultuous relationships, after her own contentious back-and-forth with Scott.

So is the relationship between Kardashian and Bieber just a collective response to their exes? Or is there actually something to it?

The jury is still out on that one. But Disick is seriously pissed.

Not at Kourtney for doing this douche – that just makes him embarrassed for her – but at the notion of Bieber around his kids in general.

If that becomes a thing, Disick will f–k Bieber up. Stay tuned.

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