These days, tt’s not exactly news when Kim Kardashian poses nude on social media.
Of course, that’s got nothing to do with any sort of deterioration in Kim’s appearance.
In fact, as far as we can tell, the 38-year-old mother of three is aging like Benjamin Button.
But Kim’s been a household name for well over a decade now, and the internet has the attention span of a gnat who missed its morning Adderall dose.
So it should come as no surprise that Kim’s curves don’t possess as much clout as they used to.
Although as she proved today, Mrs. Kardashian-West can still break the internet and stir up some controversy when she wants to.
That’s a pic that appeared on Kim’s Instagram page this afternoon.
“My heavenly baby! Showing off the new pink shadows in the Flashing Lights Collection wearing Flashy and High Key available at KKWbeauty.com,” Kim captioned the photo.
Sadly, it wasn’t long before the most insidious form of species of troll — the North American mom-shamer — descended on the pic’s comments section.
“The baby’s shoulder is touching Kim’s breast!!” commented one follower, presumably while clutching her pearls.
“That’s so creepy..she looks like a pedo,” wrote another fan.
And since this is the internet in 2018, some folks were just flat-out cruel for no reason, with one follower writing, “ulgy [sic] baby like de father.”
Stay classy, Instagram commenters.
Interestingly, Kim was mom-shamed for two different pics today.
She also posted this photo of 5-year-old North wearing eyeliner from her cosmetics line.
Predictably, some idiots trashed Kim for putting makeup on a first grader, others for “using” her daughter to sell makeup.
“So now babies are selling eyeshadow too, I don’t know it’s just a lil much for me,” wrote one such dipsh-t.
“Not long before plastic surgery.”
Yes, because clearly, that child is miserable and over-worked.
You’ve flouted our nation’s labor laws for long enough, Kardashians!
This has been your daily reminder that social media is a curse from the very darkest depths of hell.
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have tweeting to do.
