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Blind USC Football Player Nails "Bird Box" Challenge
Showing posts with label NAILS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NAILS. Show all posts
Friday, January 4, 2019
Blind USC Football Player Nails "Bird Box" Challenge
Friday, October 5, 2018
Kelly Rowland Nails Gladys Knight"s Voice & Look in "American Soul"
Gladys Knight was right … Kelly Rowland IS the perfect person to play the legendary singer, and TMZ got the video and photos to prove it. We’ve obtained the first images of Kelly playing Gladys in the new BET series, “American Soul”…
Thursday, March 29, 2018
Abby Lee Miller Leaves Halfway House to Get Her Nails Done
Abby Lee Miller is halfway back to normal on the heels of her prison release — ‘cause she just got her nails done on the outside for the first time in almost a year. Abby was spotted Thursday hitting up Pampered Nails — a nail salon in WeHo –…
Abby Lee Miller Leaves Halfway House to Get Her Nails Done
Abby Lee Miller is halfway back to normal on the heels of her prison release — ‘cause she just got her nails done on the outside for the first time in almost a year. Abby was spotted Thursday hitting up Pampered Nails — a nail salon in WeHo –…
Monday, February 5, 2018
P!nk Nails Super Bowl LII National Anthem Despite Battling Flu
P!nk appears to have beaten the flu … ‘cause she just nailed the National Anthem for Super Bowl LII. INCREDIBLE.@Pink sings the National Anthem at @SuperBowl LII! #SBLII pic.twitter.com/xWgACgwNib — NFL (@NFL) February 4, 2018 As we…
Sunday, December 31, 2017
Mariah Carey Nails Rehearsal, Soundcheck for New Year"s Eve 2017 Performance
Mariah Carey didn’t cut any corners ahead of her NYE redemption performance in Times Square … ‘cause she just completed a full soundcheck and rehearsal. Mariah wrapped her rehearsal and soundcheck Sunday afternoon in NYC, where she’s hours away…
Friday, October 27, 2017
Hornets" Frank Kaminsky Nails "Dark Knight" on Children"s Hospital Visit
Hornets baller Frank Kaminsky got waaay into the Halloween spirit on Thursday — owning his ‘Dark Knight’ character for the kids at Hemby Children’s Hospital in Charlotte. The young patients kicked it with other members of the NBA Justice…
Saturday, July 8, 2017
Blac Chyna Nails It, Rob Kardashian Hands Off Dream
Blac Chyna was out and about Friday after her lawyer Lisa Bloom informed Rob Kardashian they were court-bound Monday to get a domestic violence restraining order against him. Chyna was leaving a nail salon with daughter Dream … significant because…
Sunday, May 7, 2017
SNL Nails Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski"s Engagement on "Morning Joe" Cold Open (VIDEO)
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski couldn’t hide their engagement on SNL’s version of “Morning Joe” … packed with sexual tension, penis jokes and a “Donald Trump” cameo! Kate McKinnon and Alex Moffat did their best…
SNL Nails Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski"s Engagement on "Morning Joe" Cold Open (VIDEO)
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski couldn’t hide their engagement on SNL’s version of “Morning Joe” … packed with sexual tension, penis jokes and a “Donald Trump” cameo! Kate McKinnon and Alex Moffat did their best…
Monday, April 3, 2017
Chimp Hurls Feces at Zoo Goers, Nails Grandma in the Face
You know what they say:
It"s all fun and games until someone gets clobbered in the face with a chunk of money feces.
Visitors to John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan now have a better understanding of this classic saying, following an incident on Sunday that has since gone viral.
As you can see below, a strong crowd had gathered around the second-story viewing area of the chimpanzee enclosure when one animal in particular got really excited to see everyone.
He made a lot of sounds. He jumped all around. He entertained everyone who had paid to see pretty much this exact thing.
Until he proceeded to wind up and hurl his own excrement at those gawking over his every utterance and gesture!
“It got Grandma!” a boy hilariously yells in the video below, as a woman sitting in an electric scooter turns to face her family in absolute horror, poop smeared across her nose.
She is NOT amused.
Erin Vargo, an employee of John Ball Zoo, captured the whole thing on camera.
“So Jake and I thought we were going to have an average day at the zoo… turns out it would be the day of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life,” Vargo posted on Facebook Sunday afternoon, adding:
“I’m seriously dying of laughter. And I can’t believe I got it on video."
And now you can watch it all unfold on said video! Click PLAY!
Monday, December 19, 2016
Globetrotter Nails RIDICULOUS Trick Shot Off 300 Ft. High Stadium Roof (VIDEO)
The Harlem Globetrotters are back … nailing a ridiculous and terrifying shot from 300 FEET IN THE AIR … off the top of the Houston Texans stadium … and we have the video. The man — Trotters forward Thunder Law (who’s held 3 world…
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
Bristol Palin SLAMS Tina Fey: Her Voice Is Like "Nails On a Chalkboard"!
Last weekend on SNL, Tina Fey treated viewers to yet another hilarious impersonation of Sarah Palin, mocking the speech in which the former Alaska governor endorsed Donald Trump for president.
Palin’s daughter Bristol, however, was not impressed.
The Dancing With the Stars alum admitted she can’t stand the sound of Fey’s voice when she impersonates her mom.
“I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump,” Palin wrote on her blog. “I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me!”
Totally understandable. If someone made fun of my mom, I’d be her biggest defender as well.
But then Palin took things to the shallow end of the pool by criticizing Fey’s looks.
“I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!)” she wrote.
Real classy, Bristol.
Nice to see that a young woman such as yourself is focusing on issues of importance here, because when women are involved, it’s really all about their physical appearance, isn’t it?
Palin also thinks SNL needs to just let this skit go, already.
“Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long,” the mother of two lamented. “It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content? Or just desperate for viewers?”
Welp, maybe when your mom stops spewing out ridiculously laughable comments that almost seem designed for parody, these sketches will die off on their own.
As it stands, viewers and critics alike still love it when Fey does the former vice presidential candidate.
In a final petty blow, Palin brought up the black fringed jacket worn by her mom and a similar one worn by Fey in the sketch.
“I think my mom wore it better. What do you think?” she wrote, then included a poll in which readers could vote.
The result?
Tina Fey: 78%, Sarah Palin: 22%
I think the audience has spoken.
Sunday, January 24, 2016
SNL"s NAILS "The Bachelor" Parody - Watch!
If you"re a fan of The Bachelor – and most especially if you"re not – you will laugh your junk off at Saturday Night Live"s hilarious take on the "reality" show.
Entitled "Bland Man," a jab at this season"s (like most seasons) bachelor Ben Higgins" generic good looks and equally generic personality, the show"s tagline sums it all up perfectly:
"One very bland man, 25 long-haired women. Who will he choose to be his bride?"
The sketch takes us through a series of one-on-ones with "Dan" (played by Taran Killam) and the would-be brides, each interrupting another"s conversation in true Bachelor fashion with, "Can I steal him for a sec?"
The ladies reference the outlandish "dates" they go on, such as "taking a hot air balloon with the cast of Chicago Fire" and "going to your old high school and watching you cry."
Cecily Strong mimics this year"s Lace as The Crazy One, getting irate over nothing then apologizing with:
"Sorry I got mad, that"s not me. Well, it is me, but I"m doing a bad job hiding it."
There"s even a shout out to Olivia"s "fat toes" fiasco. Aidy Bryant"s character emotionally confesses:
"I have to be completely honest with you. I have one enormous toe. Like, it"s so big, and I"ve been so self-conscious about it my entire life. I need you to see it."
She then produces a toe the size of Houston, causing Dan to scream out in horror.
Possibly the best line came from Sasheer Zamata. After Dan asks her to tell him about herself, she responds with this gem:
"Well, I"m the black one."
It"s an obvious jab to the show"s tradition of an all-white cast spiced up with one token minority to avoid public backlash.
The reason this sketch is so funny is because it"s not far off from what really happens on The Bachelor.
Hand-picking 25 women based on their likelihood to cause drama, forcing them to live together then pitting them against one another in an array of contrived, sensationalized situations in order to "win" a groom is comedy in and of itself.
Watch below:
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Alanis Morissette Updates "Ironic" Lyrics, Nails it
Back when some of you were just learning to hold a bottle, the rest of us were enjoying the bittersweet sounds of Alanis Morissette.
Morissette"s CD, Jagged Little Pill, was released in June 1995, and since the interweb wasn"t advanced enough to master the whole "online shopping" thing, we the people had to haul ass to Tower Records if we wanted play "You Oughtta Know" on repeat.
One of my favorite singles from the album is "Ironic," ah delightfully catchy tune about life"s WTF everything is the worst "aww hell" moments.
Morissette performed her song live on The Late Late Show last night with host James Corden, and even updated the lyrics to reflect these trying times of "Swiping left on your soul mate," "It"s like Netflix, but you own DVDs," and the worst offender, "It"s like you"re first class…on a Southwest plane, then you realize that every seat is the same."
It was like being back in a coffee house, listening to some chick wearing a beanie and long, hippie hair sing about the lemons life hands her.
Friday, September 25, 2015
Gigi Hadid Celebrates Getting Her Nails Done By… Posing Topless?!
Her nails may have a new coating, but the top of her body does NOT!
On Friday, Gigi Hadid enjoyed an at-home spa day and she celebrated by…
Posing topless?!
Related: Gigi Hadid Rejected Joe Jonas When She Was 13!
Yup! And we’re not complaining!
In the (above) pic posted on her Instagram, the model shows off her sexy frame by wearing nothing but briefs! YOWZA!
The 20-year-old captioned her insanely sexy snap with a nail emoji!
After taking New YorkFashion Week by storm, Yolanda Foster‘s daughter totally deserves a day of pampering!
The former volleyball player was the star of a couple of runway shows including Tommy Hilfiger and Jeremy Scott!
Werk it, gurl!
Nothing says, “I’m worth it” like a new set of polished cuticles!
[Image via Gigi Hadid/Instagram.]
Friday, September 18, 2015
Too Cute -- Baby Cracks Up While Getting Nails Clipped (VIDEO)
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This tyke is well on its way to being a prestigious actor … ’cause whenever dad gets close with the nail clippers, this little fibber lets out a big yell before cracking up.
Pops can’t even finish grooming his future Oscar winner because of how much his baby is making him laugh.
This cute video will definitely put a huge smile on your face.
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