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Showing posts with label Ironic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ironic. Show all posts
Thursday, February 1, 2018
Friday, January 27, 2017
Melania Trump on Vanity Fair Mexico Cover: Too Ironic to Bear
Hey, did you want to roll your eyes so hard they pop out of your head, rendering you incapable of ever seeing Donald Trump and his croonies and their awful, scary faces every again?
If so, then our brand new first lady has you covered.
Melania Trump has been a bit of a wild card lately: is she just as terrible as her terrible husband? Or do we need to free Melania, as the Twitter hashtag insists?
It’s hard to say. But you know what’s not hard to say?
Melania’s latest move is just plain absurd.
Somehow, someway, this woman found herself on the cover of the February issue of Vanity Fair. But not just any Vanity Fair — Vanity Fair Mexico.
This is her cover, and just in case you were confused, yes, she is eating a bowl of diamonds with a fork and spoon.
It doesn’t make sense at all, but what makes even less sense is why she’s on the cover in the first place.
Did the magazine somehow miss Trump’s feelings about Mexico? Because he’s made them pretty clear.
Coincidentally, this cover has been released just a couple of days after Trump signed an executive order pertaining to the construction of that infernal wall all along the Mexican border.
And if all that wasn’t ridiculous enough, if you take a peek at that cover, they’re actually calling her “the new Jackie Kennedy.”
As if.
It should come as a surprise to absolutely one that a lot of people are upset about this cover which, as many people are pointing out on social media, came out at an awkward time.
As one Twitter user phrased it, “The wife of a man that calls Mexicans ‘rapists’ is on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico.”
Another wrote “We demand Vanity Fair Mexico not to distribute their magazine with Melania Trump on the cover; it’s a mockery and humiliation for Mexico.”
Others suggested that Melania appearing in this magazine — seriously, it’s entirely too bizarre — might be a “cry for help.”
Whatever the reason may be behind this decision, it was clearly a terrible one for all involved.
Unfortunately, we’re probably going to see nothing but terrible decisions for the foreseeable future. This is, after all, Trump’s America.
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Alanis Morissette Updates "Ironic" Lyrics, Nails it
Back when some of you were just learning to hold a bottle, the rest of us were enjoying the bittersweet sounds of Alanis Morissette.
Morissette"s CD, Jagged Little Pill, was released in June 1995, and since the interweb wasn"t advanced enough to master the whole "online shopping" thing, we the people had to haul ass to Tower Records if we wanted play "You Oughtta Know" on repeat.
One of my favorite singles from the album is "Ironic," ah delightfully catchy tune about life"s WTF everything is the worst "aww hell" moments.
Morissette performed her song live on The Late Late Show last night with host James Corden, and even updated the lyrics to reflect these trying times of "Swiping left on your soul mate," "It"s like Netflix, but you own DVDs," and the worst offender, "It"s like you"re first class…on a Southwest plane, then you realize that every seat is the same."
It was like being back in a coffee house, listening to some chick wearing a beanie and long, hippie hair sing about the lemons life hands her.
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