Kim Kardashian, Matt Damon Explore Uranus in Hilarious Martian Parody

As you may have heard, Matt Damon"s The Martian crushed it at the box office this week, becoming one of the biggest October releases in Hollywood history.

So we expected some parodies to begin popping up immediately. We didn"t, however, expect them to involve Kim Kardashian"s famous butt.

Kim" cameo in this Ellen sketch is brief, but it involves butt stuff, so obviously it"s funny. Note the way a very pregnant Kim tries and fails to conceal her growing baby bump with a lab coat.

Yes, Kim plays a scientist. That might actually be funnier than all the Uranus jokes in the universe.

Victoria Beckham Defends Marriage: We"re Happy, Healthy, Blessed

The Summer of Shocking Celebrity Splits has come and gone… and it did not count Victoria and David Beckham as a victim.

The former Spice Girl would like to emphasize this point, while also saying she and her husband will not be included in any Fall of Fallen Couples, either.

“I have never listened to, or commented on, the rumors about any aspect of my life,” the 41-year old tells UK fashion magazine Grazia in response to divorce rumors.

“I am blessed to have a wonderful husband and beautiful, healthy, happy children.”

Victoria acknowledges that the stars may not spend as much time together as other couples, but…

“We travel a lot with our respective businesses and charitable commitments.

“But we always make time for each other as a couple and as a family. David and I have nothing to prove. We love each other, look out for each other and are strong as both partners and parents.”

The Beckhams have been married for 16 years.

They have four children, Brooklyn, 16, Romeo, 13, Cruz, 10, and Harper, 4.

“My husband constantly inspires me and guides me – he has done so much good work, I look up to him and have the utmost respect and admiration for all that he has achieved,” Beckham tells Grazia.

“David and I both have a strong work ethic and I believe that’s a good example to set our children.”

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Westboro Baptist Church Messes with the Wrong High School

Oak Park High School 1, Westboro Baptist Church 0.

In the video featured here, we see the bigots from Westboro Baptist Church protesting the recent election of a transgender girl as homecoming queen.

But not long after these misguided Christians arrived at the school, carrying such signs as God Still Hates Fags, they were met by a counter-protest from students in support of Landon Patterson.

The hate group, which is based in Kansas, has previously picketed a Taylor Swift concert (labeling the singer a "whore") and even staged a rally at Robin Williams" funeral.

But watch this awesome footage to see Church members driven away by students chanting "long live the queen!" in honor of their chosen homecoming representative.

"This isn"t just about supporting Landon, this is about supporting all our students," Christina Palermo, an organizer for the rally, told a local news outlet. "Landon is just their scapegoat. They"re attacking everyone in the LGBT community."

Lindsay Lohan: Still Trying to Make Mean Girls 2 Happen, Is Basically Gretchen Wieners

In case you weren’t reminded of it 47 times on social media, October 3 was “Mean Girls Day” – so called because Lindsay Lohan says the date in the movie, and the Internet exists for the purpose of beating obscure references into the ground.

Obviously, no one was more excited about this than LiLo herself, because when you’ve only done one good thing in your life, you’ll take any opportunity to celebrate it.

We’re sure the members of Chumbawamba throw a huge party to mark the anniversary of the release of “Tubthumping” every year. Same idea.

Of course, Lindsay isn’t content to just look back on her past successes. She’s still delusionally planning her big comeback, and as she’s said in the past, her plans involve an Oscar and a Mean Girls sequel. Seriously.

So naturally, on Saturday, Lindsay posted about a dozen references to what’s really the only successful movie that she starred in as an adult, and she capped the day off with an Instagram post reading, “Next step: #MEANMOMS (I’m trying to make it happen!)”

Sadly, we don’t think Lindsay got her own Gretchen Wieners reference with the “trying to make it happen” part. Otherwise, she would realize that “Mean Moms” is like “fetch”: 

It’s kinda lame, and no one cares about making it “happen” except for her.

Hopefully, Lindsay will get back to running around naked at weddings and dancing on yachts, and let go of this silly “being an actress that actually gets paid to be in movies” dream. It’s just sad at this point.