Kris Jenner on Scott Disick: Send Him to Jail!

As of early July, Scott Disick has been kicked to the curb by Kourtney Kardashian.

Prior to sending her baby daddy packing, however, Kourtney sat down with mother Kris Jenner and sister Kim Kardashian and wondered whether Disick ought to be sent someplace else instead: prison.

"That could be the best thing for him. That"s the biggest wake-up call of all," Kris says of the possibility. "To be thrown in jail with no alcohol, no nothing, no pillow."

It"s unclear what the family is talking about exactly here, what specific instance could lead to Scott Disick going to jail. But it"s safe to assume it"s alcohol-related.

"As time goes on, Scott just seems to get worse. I want to be mad but then I also worry about just Scott"s safety," Kourtney says. "He definitely has a problem that he has to deal with, so it"s hard. I feel like my emotions get all over the place."

Check out the sneak peek now and then go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online prior to Sunday"s new installment in order to catch up.

Toddler Defends Illicit Nail Polishing, Tells Dad to Blame Barbie

Over the year, Barbie has become a lightening rod for controversy.

Many critics blame the doll for a rash of eating disorders, due to her unproportional, unrealistic figure.

But the adorable little girl featured in this video blames Barbie for something else entire: the nail polish found all over her body.

Sophia is sat down in this footage and then dressed down by her father, who wants to know why his child’s Barbie doll is pained with blue Disney nail polish.

"She told me to," the sad little girl responds. “She said it a hundred times.”

Sophia fights back tears throughout her defense, reiterating over and over that she was peer-pressured by Barbie into breaking house rules.

Does her dad buy this line of defense? Does it get Sophia off without a punishment? Watch, laugh and find out for yourself.

Farrah Abraham: FIRED Due to Obsession With Porn Career!

Over the years, we’ve heard Farrah Abraham insist that she’s not a porn star on multiple occasions.

It’s always fascinating to hear her BS explanations of the difference between a porn and a “sex tape,” but Farrah may have trouble convincing herself that she’s any different than her BFF Jenna Jameson now that her career as a sex worker has resulted in a severed business relationship.

You may remember that Farrah was selling samples of her DNA for $ 99 a pop as part of a charitable fund raising campaign sponsored by a company called Celebrity Gene.

Now, TMZ has obtained a letter from CG in which the company rips Farrah a new one for, well…focusing more on her holes than on her humanitarian work.

In the letter – which was written to inform Farrah that she’s been kicked off the campaign – the company claims that farrah prefers to “talk about your female body parts in order to generate more profits for yourself” than to do any real work and help raise money for charity.

CG even uses some choice quotes from Farrah’s endless self-promotion campaign, including this gem:

“Another one of my absolute favorites is my full on vibrating p-ssy and ass molded from my very own body.”

We can’t imagine why Farrah didn’t turn out to be the ideal business partner!

Sadly, not a single sample of Farrah’s DNA was sold. Fortunately, she’s proven that she’s willing to sell herself in other ways.

View Slideshow: 27 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time

Kardashian Effect is Raising Demand For Dangerous Butt Implants, Doctors Say

Apparently, there’s something called “the Kardashian effect,” and not surprisingly, it has to do with butts.

Yes, it seems women the world over are looking at Kylie Jenner’s butt implants and deciding they’d like a Kardashi-ass of their own.

Unfortunately, cutting a basketball in half and shoving it down the back of your pants is impractical and uncomfortable, so the butt envy epidemic has led to a rise in the demand for surgical booty enhancements.

“It’s the Kardashian effect. The big butts are very ‘in’. I see a lot of young girls want to do the Kylie Jenner thing,” said plastic surgeon  and Botched star Terry Dubrow in a recent interview.

“The butt thing is really concerning, because they want to go big. They’re pushing the envelope of what the buttocks will take. When you put a ton of fat in the buttocks, some of it’s going to dissolve.

“Some of it’s going to die. You can get into fat necrosis and scarring. The buttocks is really, really hard to fix.”

Of course, Kylie claims her ample butt is the result of Spanx and a little creativity, but no one is buying it.

The tabloid that claimed Khloe Kardashian has undergone $ 3 million in plastic surgery may have been exaggerating, but it’s widely agreed that all the gals in the Kardashian-Jenner clan have had some work done.

Those artificial curves may have helped to make them “America’s first family” (HA!), but that doesn’t mean safe – or remotely advisable – to try to achieve that look for yourself.